Zombie Strippers

Titolo originale: Zombie Strippers!
Regia: Jay Lee |
Anno: 2008
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Horror Fantascienza
Tag: striptease | strip club | zombie | lap dance | strip tease | head crushing | small town girl |
Cast: Jenna Jameson | Robert Englund | Roxy Saint | John T. Woods | Penny Drake | Whitney Anderson | Jennifer Holland | Shamron Moore | Jeannette Sousa | Carmit Levité | Johnny Hawkes | Brad Milne | Zak Kilberg | Catero Colbert | Jen Alex | Jessica Custodio | Shannon Malone | Billy Beck | Travis Wood | Calvin Green | Joey Medina | Adam J. Smith | Jim Lampley | Davis Choh | Laura Bach | Tito Ortiz | Dean Austin | David Bear | Raul Roy Berrios Jr. | Gregory Blair | K.C. Cardwell | Kateland Carr | Michael Coady | Rico Devereaux | Sergio Duque | Terry Erioski | Jennie Floyd | J.J. Gales | Andy Garza | Ace Antonio Hall | Thomas Hennessy | Danny Herb | Marion Kerr | Sharon Diane King | Clayton Landey | Krystal Landrum | Raven Lexy | James Lui | Thomas Lynch | Yaniv Madmon | Tim Martin | David McClellan | Adam Meir | Rome Moore | Cyntia Moreno | Robert Oppel | Robert Oppel | Marcus Proctor | Brian Renner | Brian Robinson | Dirk Rogers | Murray SawChuck | Michael Anthony Spady | Mike Vaughn | David O'Kelly | Chris Carrier | Asante Jones | Gary Kraus | Jim Roof | Brian Graves | David E. Webb | Adam Lamas | Catero Alain Colbert |

In un futuro non troppo lontano, un virus sviluppato in segreto dal Governo per rianimare i morti viene diffuso nella piccola cittadina bigotta di Sartre, nel Nebraska. Il virus colpisce in particolare lo strip club cittadino, rischiando di trasformare le bellissime spogliarelliste che vi si esibiscono in zombie assetati di sangue. Le ragazze cercano di capire se devono resistere o meno al processo di trasformazione, dalla quale non c’è possibilità di ritorno…

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Kat: Skank, zombie, whore, bitch: prepare to die. [...] D
Lillith: [after stripping for the first time as a [...] D
Ian: What the fuck is going on here? Look, you per [...] D
Kat: [to Jessy] You have to be a warrior. A soldie [...] D
Berengé: You're duty is to be an individual. Th [...] D
Ian: Tired of that same old lap dance? Well pull u [...] D
Ian: Make like a tree and get the fuck out of here [...] D
Cole: Hey, you think this is a good idea? I mean, [...] D
Cole: Remember: tip the girls while they come out [...] D
Kat: You're cute. Jimmy: Me? Kat: Yeah. I could [...] D
Jeannie: [Newly turned zombie, challenging zombie [...] D
Jessy: Your optimism makes you an idiot. Berengà [...] D
Kat: [to Jessy] Kid, it takes more than desperatio [...] D
Sox: It's a war out there. Kat: Fuckin'-A, sister [...] D
Ian: Let's see if I got this straight - our best s [...] D
Gaia: Aren't you afraid of looking like that in th [...] D
Paco: [after seeing that a bar patron has been kil [...] D
Dr. Chushfeld: Major! Thank god you guys are here. [...] D
Paco: It's Paco time. D
Maj. Camus: Nothing like a good challenge. Lt. Ry [...] D
Berengé: Look, Ian, these zombies... they scare [...] D
Maj. Camus: So what do we have to do to take one o [...] D
Davis: I need to talk to you. Jessy: Make it quic [...] D
[repeated line] Rincon: I like knives. D
Kat: [getting back to her "Collected Works of Niet [...] D
Paco: [naming the bullets as he puts them in his g [...] D
Jeannie: [offering herself to zombie] Come to mama [...] D
Sassy Sue: Sir, I fear we are being used! D
Lt. Ryker: Today's a good day to die! D
Cole: We need a plan. Berengé: We'll destroy t [...] D
Ian: Remember the Alamo. Davy Crockett. Paco: Wha [...] D
Cole: Put the gun down, Ian. Ian: How do I know t [...] D
Jessy: You want to get laid before you die. Davis [...] D
Madame Blavatski: Girls, we talk. Hmm? In the old [...] D
Ian: Let me put it to you this way: you are useles [...] D
Madame Blavatski: I see strippers dead. Then, I se [...] D
Sox: How's it feel... death? Lillith: It feels li [...] D
[first lines] Announcer: George W Bush has won hi [...] D
Dr. Chushfeld: Iraq is making us enough money to m [...] D
Berengé: At last! I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful. [...] D
Terrence: Ok, anyone know how to use these? Ian: [...] D
Cole: [to strip club patrons] Nothing comes out of [...] D
Madame Blavatski: Now, we make her at home, so we [...] D
Dr. Genet: The virus is based on the human X chrom [...] D
Jeannie: You're fucking dead! Kat: I was, but now [...] D
Jessy: What do you want from me, Davis? Davis: Ul [...] D
Jimmy: Your hands are so cold. Whoa! That's intere [...] D
Madame Blavatski: But what about the girls, huh? T [...] D
Madame Blavatski: [introducing Jessy to strippers] [...] D
Gaia: [Kat walks to her dressing room] Bitch. Sox [...] D
Sox: Take me. I want it. I want it now. I love you [...] D
Paco: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking [...] D
Ian: Back off, you walking herpe you! Jeannie: [t [...] D