Essere John Malkovich

Titolo originale: Being John Malkovich
Regia: Spike Jonze |
Anno: 1999
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Dramma Fantasy
Tag: witch | sexual identity | individual | secret love | transvestism | identity | subconsciousness | new identity | pet | chimp | puppeteer | appropriation of another human being | externally controlled action | pet shop | shocking |
Cast: John Cusack | Cameron Diaz | John Malkovich | Catherine Keener | Orson Bean | Mary Kay Place | W. Earl Brown | Carlos Jacott | Willie Garson | Byrne Piven | Gregory Sporleder | Charlie Sheen | Reggie Hayes | K.K. Dodds | Judith Wetzell | Octavia Spencer | Ned Bellamy | Eric Weinstein | Madison Lanc | Kevin Carroll | Gerald Emerick | Richard Fancy | Patti Tippo | Daniel Hansen | Mariah O'Brien | Kelly Teacher | Bill M. Ryusaki | Jacqueline Benoît | William Buck | Christine D. Coleman | Jeanne Diehl | Audrey Gelfund | Yetta Ginsburg | Sylvester Jenkins | Roy C. Johnson | Eddie J. Low | Ralph W. Spaulding | David Wyler | Flori Wyler | Kevin Lee | Marlowe Bassett | Jennifer Canzoneri | Kristie Cordle | Denise Dabrowski | Kristin Condon | Charlene Grimsley | Christine Krejer | Erica Long | Yvonne Montelius | Jessica Neuberger | Sara Rifkin | Elizabeth Rivera | Chelsa Sjostrom | Pamela Hayden | Jayne Hess | Michelle Madden | Greg O'Neill | Neil Ross | Bill Wittman | David Fincher | Sean Penn | Brad Pitt | James Murray |

Craig Schwartz, aspirante burattinaio, viene assunto come archivista alla LesterCorp, uno strano ufficio dove una porticina, nascosta dietro uno schedario, è in realtà un passaggio segreto che consente di entrare per 15 minuti nella testa del famoso attore John Malkovich.

Frasi

Dr. Lester: Nubile. Blondes. Wet with desire. Me i [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: You know, Craig, once this was a r [...] D
Dr. Lester: She's got her doctorate in speech impe [...] D
Dr. Lester: Floris, get Guinness on the phone. Fl [...] D
Craig Schwartz: I like you, I don't know what it i [...] D
Craig Schwartz: What happens when a man goes throu [...] D
Dr. Lester: Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz. Crai [...] D
[Answering the phone] Maxine: J.M. Inc.: Be all t [...] D
Craig Schwartz: There's a tiny door in my office, [...] D
John Malkovich: The Broadhurst Theater, please. C [...] D
[last lines] Craig Schwartz: [voiceover] Maxine. [...] D
Floris: Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet you [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: [seeing Craig's busted lip] Oh, Cr [...] D
John Malkovich: What are you doing? Puppeteer: I' [...] D
Craig Schwartz: Nobody's looking for a puppeteer i [...] D
Maxine: I need you for this, Craigy. You're my man [...] D
Craig Schwartz: I was inside John Malkovich - look [...] D
[gazing longingly at Craig as he does the filing] [...] D
Craig Schwartz: [watching the puppeteer with the g [...] D
[During sex] John Malkovich: Did you call me Lott [...] D
Maxine: Craig! I just - I don't find you attractiv [...] D
Craig Schwartz: My name is Craig Schwartz - and we [...] D
Craig Schwartz: Listen to Lester's sexual fantasie [...] D
Voice of Heloise (Puppet): Even during the celebra [...] D
First J.M. Inc. Customer: Now when you say that I [...] D
[During a job interview] Dr. Lester: Which of the [...] D
[a truck drives by and the driver hits Malkovich's [...] D
John Malkovich: Something was making me talk. Some [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: [inside John Malkovich looking at [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: Suck my dick! D
Craig Schwartz: We don't know the significance of [...] D
Craig Schwartz: [as Maxine Puppet] Tell me, Craig, [...] D
Craig Schwartz: I did it! I made him move his arm [...] D
Craig Schwartz: Can I buy you a drink, Maxine? Ma [...] D
Craig Schwartz: Hi. Do you know that I don't even [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: Don't stand in the way of my actua [...] D
Maxine: Here's the thing: If you ever got me, you [...] D
Maxine: Oh, Lotte. Lotte, this is so good! Craig [...] D
Craig Schwartz: Do you know what a metaphysical ca [...] D
John Malkovich: [onstage playing Richard III] Was [...] D
Maxine: Let's have sex on his table and then make [...] D
Voice of Heloise (Puppet): While we enjoy the plea [...] D
John Malkovich: Ma-Sheen! Charlie: Malcatraz! D
Maxine: Tell me a little about yourself. Craig Sc [...] D
Larry the Agent: John! Great to see you! Sorry abo [...] D
Dr. Lester: Ah to be a young man again, eh, Schwar [...] D
Woman in Elevator: Seven and a half, right? Craig [...] D
Craig Schwartz: I was thinking about what you were [...] D
Maxine: Meet me at the Stuck Pig... at eight o'clo [...] D
Cab Driver: I thought you were alright in that one [...] D
Charlie: Hot lesbian witches! Think about it. It's [...] D
Maxine: Well, my nipples are at attention, General [...] D
Charlie: Lookin' great, Flo. Floris: "Lookin' gra [...] D
Craig Schwartz: You see the world through John Mal [...] D
Dr. Lester: I've been very lonely in my isolated t [...] D
John Malkovich: I have seen a world that NO man sh [...] D
John Malkovich: [in disguise] Excuse me, sir. Exac [...] D
Dr. Lester: Hello, Mr. Juarez. Craig Schwartz: Dr [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: I think it's kinda sexy that John [...] D
Waiter: Malkovich? John Malkovich: MALKOVICH! Wa [...] D
John Malkovich: I've gotta know the truth, Charlie [...] D
Craig Schwartz: If I can guess your name in three [...] D
Maxine: You're not someone I could get interested [...] D
Craig Schwartz: Oh, God, Lotte, what have I become [...] D
Craig Schwartz: It's just a little mix up with you [...] D
Maxine: Meet you in Malkovich in one hour. D
[first lines] Lotte Schwartz: Craig, honey, it's [...] D
Maxine: Do you have any idea what it's like to hav [...] D
John Malkovich: The weird thing is, this Maxine li [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: We love her, Craig. Craig Schwart [...] D
Dr. Lester: Any questions? Craig Schwartz: Just o [...] D
Craig Schwartz: I've fallen in love, and this is w [...] D
Floris: I can't understand a word you're saying [ [...] D
John Malkovich: That portal is mine and it must be [...] D
[Lotte comes home late at night] Craig Schwartz: [...] D
Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): You see, Maxin [...] D
Lester's Friend: I've always wondered what it woul [...] D
Craig Schwartz: You don't know how lucky you are b [...] D
Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich): There is truth [...] D
Maxine: Oh, you know what? The puppeteer told me h [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: I've been going over and over my e [...] D
Lotte Schwartz: Craig, I don't understand. There's [...] D
Guy in Restaurant: 'Scuse me. John Malkovich: Mm- [...] D
Charlie: You're nuts to let a girl go that calls y [...] D