Shrek 2

Titolo originale: Shrek 2
Regia: Conrad Vernon | Kelly Asbury | Andrew Adamson |
Anno: 2004
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Animazione Famiglia Commedia Fantasy Avventura Romance
Tag: prison | princess | magic | kingdom | fairy tale | liberation | transformation | honeymoon | prince | villain | parents-in-law | enchantment | sequel | anthropomorphism | dragon | ogre | fairy godmother | cartoon donkey |
Cast: Mike Myers | Eddie Murphy | Cameron Diaz | Julie Andrews | Antonio Banderas | John Cleese | Rupert Everett | Jennifer Saunders | Aron Warner | Kelly Asbury | Cody Cameron | Conrad Vernon | Christopher Knights | David P. Smith | Mark Moseley | Kelly Cooney Cilella | Wendy Bilanski | Larry King | Guillaume Aretos | Chris Miller | Latifa Ouaou | Alina Phelan | Erika Thomas | Joan Rivers | Andrew Adamson | Jonathan Ross |

Di ritorno dalle nozze Shrek e Fiona vengono invitati a corte dai genitori di lei, re Harold e la regina Lilian. Che non sanno che i due sono orchi verdi. Per riparare al misfatto i sovrani, che avevano fatto altri progetti circa le nozze della figlia, chiamano in causa la Fatina Madrina, il Gatto con gli Stivali e il bellissimo Principe Azzurro.

Frasi

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you. [...] D
Donkey: [from their hiding place] Get your fine Co [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays. D
Queen: Oh, stop being such a drama king! D
Gingerbread Man: IT'S ALIVE! D
Princess Fiona: I want what any princess wants - t [...] D
[as Shrek and Harold get into a fight] Donkey: I [...] D
The Ugly Stepsister: [approaching Prince Charming] [...] D
Shrek: The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's [...] D
Fairy Godmother: Your fallen tears have called to [...] D
[at the dinner table as dinner is served] Queen: [...] D
Princess Fiona: You're acting like a... a... Shre [...] D
Donkey: [as he stands on an elevated stage with a [...] D
Fairy Godmother: [singing] I need a hero! D
Queen: Harold! Princess Fiona: Shrek! Shrek: Fio [...] D
Fairy Godmother: I told you ogres don't live happi [...] D
Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips? Pri [...] D
King: Who on earth are they? Queen: I think that' [...] D
[convincing Donkey to let Puss come with them] Sh [...] D
King: Uh, excuse me, I'm looking for the Ugly Step [...] D
Fairy Godmother: Harold, you were supposed to give [...] D
Donkey: Are we there yet? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Re [...] D
Donkey: [after just being snuck up on by Puss In B [...] D
Captain of the Guards: Catnip... Puss-in-Boots: T [...] D
[after discovering Shrek must kiss his true love f [...] D
Donkey: [singing] Head 'em up, Head 'em up, Move ' [...] D
[Shrek is depressed because Fiona's father wants t [...] D
Donkey: I'm a stallion, baby! D
Blind Mouse: [muffled] Pardon me. Would you mind l [...] D
Fairy Godmother: I don't care whose fault this was [...] D
Donkey: Pray for mercy, from Puss! Puss-in-Boots: [...] D
Donkey: You got a puppy? All I got in my room was [...] D
Shrek: TGIF, eh, buddy? Working hard or hardly wor [...] D
Mongo: [drowning] Be good. D
Fairy Godmother: Harold, you have forced me to do [...] D
Donkey: [running ahead of giant gingerbread man] R [...] D
Shrek: [to Donkey] For five minutes, could you not [...] D
King: I'm sorry, Lillian. I just wish I could be t [...] D
Princess Fiona: They just want to give us their bl [...] D
[King Harold turns up with two cups of tea - the o [...] D
Donkey: [after turning back into a donkey] Aaaaaaw [...] D
Prince Charming: [waving his sword] Where is he Mu [...] D
Mirror: Well, the abs are fab and it's gluteus to [...] D
[after drinking a beauty potion] Donkey: I don't [...] D
Shrek: Puss, do you think you could get up there? [...] D
Princess Fiona: [burps] Excuse me Shrek: Better o [...] D
[opening lines] Prince Charming: Once upon a time [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: Pray for mercy from Puss... in boot [...] D
Fairy Godmother: Don't you point those dirty, gree [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: Ah-ha-ha!... [cough - hack - cough [...] D
[Dragon flies up with her and Donky's children] D [...] D
[singing softly] Fairy Godmother: Your fallen tea [...] D
[Shrek steals two noblemen's clothes] Shrek: Than [...] D
Pinocchio: I'm a real boy! D
Fairy Godmother: He endured blistering winds and s [...] D
Shrek: Quick, tell a lie! Pinocchio: What should [...] D
King: So I suppose any grandchildren I could expec [...] D
Donkey: It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: [gets a look from Shrek and Donkey [...] D
Donkey: [to Puss-in-Boots] I'm sorry, the position [...] D
[Donkey collapses in a dead faint] Puss-in-Boots: [...] D
Queen: So, Fiona. Tell us about where you live. P [...] D
Shrek: Hi. I'm here to see... Receptionist: The F [...] D
Shrek: Fiona's father paid you to do this? Puss-i [...] D
Donkey: I mean, how good looking could this Prince [...] D
Fairy Godmother: We have to go. I have to do Charm [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: [to Shrek] I too was concocting thi [...] D
Shrek: Face it, Donkey. We're lost. Donkey: We ca [...] D
Shrek: Look out, princess. Here comes the new me. [...] D
Shrek: Do you still know the Muffin Man? Gingerbr [...] D
[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona] Puss-in-Boots: [...] D
Chef: Bon appétit! Donkey: Oh, Mexican food! M [...] D
Fairy Godmother: What in Grimm's name are you doin [...] D
Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem b [...] D
[Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mom and Dad and Donkey are [...] D
[Shrek has grabbed Puss-in-boots] Donkey: I say w [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having [...] D
Donkey: You know, in some cultures, donkeys are re [...] D
Princess Fiona: Shrek? Puss-in-Boots: For you, ba [...] D
Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's e [...] D
King: I knew this would happen. Queen: You should [...] D
Donkey: What about my Miranda rights? You're suppo [...] D
Prince Charming: How charming can I be when I have [...] D
[the king enters Puss' room; it is dark, and only [...] D
Shrek: A cute button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: Today, I repay my debt... [soldier [...] D
[upon arriving at Far Far Away] Shrek: We are def [...] D
Donkey: [repeatedly] Are we there yet? D
Fairy Godmother: It's time to stop living in a fai [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: Fear me, if you dare. D
[to handsome Shrek] Maiden #1: You're so tense. [...] D
Prince Charming: I'll have the Medieval Meal. D
Shrek: Oh, look! A little cat. [Puss-in-boots bra [...] D
Gingerbread Man: I hate these ball shows. They bor [...] D
[to Donkey, when Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are at a [...] D
Donkey: [singing] The sun will come out tomorrow, [...] D
[trying to get Puss, Donkey accidentally kicks Shr [...] D
Shrek: Aww, come one, Donkey, look at him, in his [...] D
King: [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donke [...] D
Fairy Godmother: Remember, happiness is just a tea [...] D
Shrek: That's it, Mongo! To the castle! [Mongo he [...] D
Prince Charming: Uh... FYI. Not my fault! D
Gingerbread Man: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We [...] D
Donkey: [carriage runs over Donkey] Oh, God! help [...] D
[hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking u [...] D
Puss-in-Boots: [trying to convince Shrek not to ne [...] D
[after Shrek, Donkey and Puss stumble upon a facto [...] D
Donkey: [Shrek farts after he drinks the love poti [...] D
Cedric: Can I help you, your majesty? King: Ah, y [...] D
Receptionist: Look, she's not seeing any clients t [...] D
Shrek: [about the trumpeters and messenger who gav [...] D
Gingerbread Man: It looks like we're up chocolate [...] D
[Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is bl [...] D
Donkey: Shrek and I drank this potion and well, no [...] D
Donkey: I don't wanna die! I don't wanna DIE! Oh, [...] D
Donkey: [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on lic [...] D
Fairy Godmother: You see we made a deal, Harold. A [...] D
Shrek: Donkey? you're a... Donkey: A stallion, ba [...] D