Norbit

Titolo originale: Norbit
Regia: Brian Robbins |
Anno: 2007
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: orphanage | overweight woman |
Cast: Eddie Murphy | Thandiwe Newton | Terry Crews | Clifton Powell | Lester Speight | Cuba Gooding Jr. | Katt Williams | Marlon Wayans | Eddie Griffin | Richard Gant | Floyd Levine | Anthony Russell | Pat Crawford Brown | Jeanette Miller | Michael Colyar | Alexis Rhee | Rob Huebel | John J West | John Gatins | Khamani Griffin | Lindsey Sims-Lewis | China Anderson | Kristen Schaal | Susan Beaubian | Charlie Murphy | Hayley Marie Norman | Sara Sanderson | Smith Cho | Lonnie Henderson | Bruna Rubio | Anastacia McPherson | Donna Medine | Mason Knight |

Norbit è un bambino timido cresciuto da Mr. Wong in un ristorante cinese che è anche orfanotrofio. Da grande sposa Rasputia, donna vigorosa e dominatrice, svolgendo una vita piatta e soggiogata dalla moglie e dai suoi fratelli. Fino al giorno in cui in città torna colei che fu il suo primo eterno amore, una bellissima donna di nome Kate, e la sua vita, una volta per tutte, prende finalmente una piega diversa.

Frasi

Pope Sweet Jesus: Poor Norbit. Man. Back when I wa [...] D
[Rasputia is about to kill Norbit] Mr. Wong: WHAL [...] D
Rasputia: Go over and get another wine cooler. It' [...] D
Norbit: Yes it did! And that makes you, the queen [...] D
Rasputia: What is this Norbit? Norbit: Some kind [...] D
Rasputia: [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit [...] D
Rasputia: Hell to the no! D
Rasputia: Then who was eating the turkey ass? D
Pope Sweet Jesus: The wrapper says 'Ribbed for her [...] D
[after harpooning Rasputia in the ass] Mr. Wong: [...] D
Rasputia: [singing dontcha in her car] ooh look at [...] D
Teen Attendant: Excuse me ma'am. We have a 300 lb [...] D
Mr. Wong: When Norbit was little boy he say "One d [...] D
Preacher: But you can't object yet. Pope Sweet Je [...] D
Rasputia: [after swearing in church] Oh pray bitch [...] D
Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. Bu [...] D
[Blue watches a Buster Perkins "Power Tap" video w [...] D
Big Jack: Here you go, Norbit. Saved the best piec [...] D
Rasputia: [singing along with the radio] Don't you [...] D
Norbit: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday... Rasputia: Sa [...] D
Pope Sweet Jesus: It's raining little white women. [...] D
Rasputia: [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit [...] D
Event Organizer: I wanna be a ho. How do I apply? D
Mr. Wong: Norbit! Why you run off like little bitc [...] D
Attendant: Excuse me. Rasputia: What? Attendant: [...] D
Pope Sweet Jesus: ...Now speakin of ribs, and plea [...] D
Mr. Wong: [Doing the wedding toast] I want to say [...] D
[repeated line] Rasputia: How you doing? D
Norbit: Oh Floyd, what am I gonna do. Floyd the D [...] D
Rasputia: [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, s [...] D
Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, w [...] D
Deion Hughes: Did you say a titty bar? D
[Norbit rides his bike towards the church when he' [...] D
[after Norbit ruins the wedding and their future o [...] D
[the choir finished singing; the congregation is w [...] D
Rasputia: little miss skinny bitch gon be there? [...] D
[Big Jack confronts Norbit at the wedding] Big Ja [...] D
Rasputia: What... the...? What just fell on my car [...] D
Rasputia: [after Norbit discovers Buster and Raspu [...] D
Rasputia: [to Norbit as she's grabbing his head] I [...] D