Il grande match

Titolo originale: Grudge Match
Regia: Peter Segal |
Anno: 2013
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: sports | parent child relationship | rivalry | elderly | elderly man |
Cast: Robert De Niro | Sylvester Stallone | Alan Arkin | Jon Bernthal | Kevin Hart | Ireland Baldwin | Kim Basinger | LL Cool J | Judd Lormand | Nicole Andrews | Han Soto | Griff Furst | Don Lake | Camden Gray | Carrie Lazar | John L. Armijo | Todd Truley | Rowan Joseph | Michael Buffer | Macsen Lintz | Joey Diaz | Paul Ben-Victor | Kenneth Kynt Bryan | Matthew Rimmer | Yohance Myles | Larry Morgan | Jai Stefan | Frank Pesce | Greg Plitt | Mykel Shannon Jenkins | Dane Rhodes | Bonnie Hellman | Larry Merchant | Anthony Anderson | Mike Tyson | Evander Holyfield | BJ Guyer |

Stallone e De Niro sono rispettivamente Henry “Razor” Sharp e Billy “The Kid” McDonnen, due pugili di Pittsburgh finiti sotto i riflettori dell’intera nazione a causa della loro accanita rivalità. Ai tempi d’oro ognuno di loro aveva vinto un match ma, nel 1983, alla vigilia del terzo e decisivo incontro, improvvisamente Razor aveva annunciato il suo ritiro, rifiutandosi di spiegare il perché. Trenta anni dopo il promoter Dante Slate Jr.fa ai due boxer un’offerta che non possono rifiutare: tornare sul ring e regolare i conti una volta per tutte. Ma i due non ce la fanno ad aspettare: già durante il loro primo incontro dopo decenni finiscono con il darsele di santa ragione in una esilarante rissa che finisce subito in rete e diventa famosissima. L’improvvisa frenesia dei social media trasforma quindi il loro match locale in un evento imperdibile per HBO. Ora, se riusciranno a sopravvivere agli allenamenti, potranno combattere di nuovo e scoprire chi è il più forte.

Frasi

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Hey, you made me wait 30 [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: [his feet in a bucket] I gotta w [...] D
B.J.: [to Kid] You know, I was pissed off at my mo [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: [to Lightning] You think you're [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Why did you sleep with m [...] D
[last lines] Lightning: [on the phone] Bullshit! [...] D
Frankie Brite: You're the original media whore! B [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: What do you wanna do ton [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Son of a bitch, he ain't [...] D
[Razor is about to punch the meat in the store] L [...] D
[as the fight begins] Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I banged his girlfriend. [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Look at us! Billy 'The Kid' [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: You don't know what a video game [...] D
[from trailer] Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [sees Ra [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You know, women are more verb [...] D
Lightning: We're gonna focus on your endurance and [...] D
Lightning: Oh for God's sakes, call her up! Henry [...] D
[training Kid] B.J.: Did you just fart? [gets up [...] D
Lightning: You got an iPad? Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [...] D
[from trailer] Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanted [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: [to Razor] What's the matter, di [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [as BJ is walking away] [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Listen, uh, your thing. Turn [...] D
[from trailer] Lightning: [splashes water on Razo [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a kid in primary school, h [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [during a casino promotion] D [...] D
Lightning: [sees Razor and Sally together] Strange [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [sees Kid on "Dancing with th [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I wanna beat you! [hurl [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Thank you, Jesus! Thirty [...] D
Lightning: Call it! [throws a coin in the air] H [...] D
[Lightning brings a bucket of horse urine for Razo [...] D
Sally Rose: Don't make this fight with him about m [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to Razor] How do you li [...] D
Lightning: [to Razor] Well, I'll never call you pu [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Where's Frankie? Mikey: [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to BJ] Look, I know you [...] D
[first lines] Jim Lampley: Hello again, everybody [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm ready! Lightning: Yeah. [...] D
Frankie Brite: You are planning on embarrassing yo [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: A man turns 60, all of a sudden [...] D
[from trailer] Lightning: Hey Webster, show a lit [...] D
B.J.: She said you turned into an asshole. [laugh [...] D
[at the fight, Lightning gets out of his scooter] [...] D
[1980s footage] Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Today I'm an [...] D
Lightning: I want my two sleeping pills. Henry 'R [...] D
Tranny Hooker: [Kid and Razor are dressed in green [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man wen [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: We are in Kardashian sex tape mo [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: [to Frankie] You set me [...] D
[at a skydiving stunt, Razor shoves Kid out of the [...] D
Lightning: Not only did you put Sally at risk, if [...] D
[Razor and Kid end up in prison] Henry 'Razor' Sh [...] D
[repeated line] Dante Slate, Jr.: No tickets, no [...] D
Trey: What does BJ stand for? B.J.: [embarrassed [...] D
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: I turned my back, like, [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You know, I know it was a lon [...] D
[as the fight starts] Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [to th [...] D
[from trailer] [Sharp throws a punch at a side of [...] D
[from trailer] B.J.: [to McDonnen] Can I talk to [...] D
Lightning: You doing real good, you big pussy! He [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: I can get you a part in Hangover [...] D
B.J.: He's blind! Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: What? [...] D
Dante Slate, Jr.: [his car doesn't work] Piece of [...] D
[from trailer] Dante Slate, Jr.: I got a copy tha [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I hate you, man. Billy 'The [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: You remember the first thing [...] D
Lightning: [unwilling to have a male nurse] What k [...] D
Lightning: Why don't you have a TV? I watch "Danci [...] D
Trey: Sorry you lost, Kid. Billy 'The Kid' McDonn [...] D
Sally Rose: I think we depressed the shit out of t [...] D
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm gonna fight. Sally Rose: [...] D