Shrek terzo

Titolo originale: Shrek the Third
Regia: Chris Miller |
Anno: 2007
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Fantasy Avventura Animazione Commedia Famiglia
Tag: ship | island | ambush | kingdom | boarding school | liberation of prisoners | pregnancy | traitor | shipwreck | stage | sadness | transformation | assault | prince | villain | theater play | tricks | heir to the throne | conciliation | sequel | teacher | best friend | dragon | cowardliness | capture | wizard | duringcreditsstinger | ogre | cartoon donkey | villains |
Cast: Mike Myers | Eddie Murphy | Cameron Diaz | Antonio Banderas | Julie Andrews | John Cleese | Rupert Everett | Eric Idle | Justin Timberlake | Susanne Blakeslee | Cody Cameron | Larry King | Christopher Knights | John Krasinski | Ian McShane | Cheri Oteri | Regis Philbin | Amy Poehler | Megan Hilty | Seth Rogen | Maya Rudolph | Amy Sedaris | Conrad Vernon | Aron Warner | Jasper Johannes Andrews | Guillaume Aretos | Kelly Asbury | Zachary James Bernard | Andrew Birch | Sean Bishop | Kelly Cooney Cilella | Walt Dohrn | Dante James Hauser | Jordan Alexander Hauser | Tom Kane | Tom McGrath | Chris Miller | Latifa Ouaou | Alina Phelan | David P. Smith | Mark Valley | Kari Wahlgren |

Dopo i capovolgimenti degli episodi precedenti - dall'abbandono della palude alle blasonate nozze con la principessa Fiona - l'orco verde dalle orecchie a forma di trombetta, torna nel più politicamente scorretto dei cartoon per assicurare un degno successore al regno di Molto Molto Lontano. In una Hollywood rovesciata a immagine e somiglianza del mondo delle favole, il povero Re Harold, suocero ranocchio di Shrek e padre di Fiona, viene a mancare improvvisamente alla corte dei suoi cari. L'unico erede al trono, dopo il rifiuto incondizionato di Shrek, sembra essere un ingenuo sbarbatello che risponde al nome di Arthur. Insieme al nobile Gatto con gli stivali e al logorroico Ciuchino, i tre eroi partono per una nuova avventura, proprio mentre il Principe Azzurro - stanco ormai di recitare in una platea indegna della sua bellezza - è pronto a meditar vendetta per riprendersi, insieme ai cattivi di tutti i tempi, il regno perduto.

Frasi

Shrek: Good morning. Princess Fiona: Good morning [...] D
Cheerleader: Ahem. This is like totally embarrassi [...] D
Donkey: [Reading Sign] Wer-sestor-shiray? Sounds f [...] D
Merlin: Now, look into the fire and tell me what y [...] D
[first lines] Prince Charming: Onward, Chauncey! [...] D
Puss in Boots: We've got to save her! Donkey: But [...] D
Shrek: I can't believe I'm going to be a father. H [...] D
Prince Charming: I am the rightful King of Far Far [...] D
Prince Charming: And you! You're star puppet aband [...] D
Puss in Boots: I don't know you, but I'd like to. D
Sleeping Beauty: Who dat? D
Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the we [...] D
Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur? P [...] D
Merlin: Greetings, cosmic children of the universe [...] D
Donkey: What in the shestershire is this place? S [...] D
Captain Hook: [looming over a young boy threatenin [...] D
Artie: You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just [...] D
Merlin: [meditating] I'm a buzzing bee... buzz, bu [...] D
Shrek: Fiona, try to be reasonable. Have you seen [...] D
Cinderella: [after hearing the Puss and Donkey spe [...] D
Shrek: Shrek: Oh, Donkey, Donkey, Wake Up Various [...] D
Gingy: [to Prince Charming] The only thing you're [...] D
Evil Tree #2: That's easy for you to say! You're n [...] D
Merlin: Can I interest anyone in a snack or bevera [...] D
Artie: If there's something you want to do, or som [...] D
Princess Fiona: [after learning that Rapunzel is d [...] D
Princess Fiona: Hi honey. Sorry we're late. You ok [...] D
Shrek: Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole [...] D
Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the [...] D
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me pu [...] D
Donkey: They grow up so fast. Shrek: Not fast eno [...] D
Artie: And so, people, I hope you enjoy your stay [...] D
Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position! [ [...] D
Donkey: [Having just fallen from the sky] I haven' [...] D
Shrek: [to Artie shortly after they crash the boat [...] D
Shrek: [to Charming] Those are some nice leotards, [...] D
Gingerbread Man: Ew! This is worse than Love Lette [...] D
[last lines] Shrek: [baby cries] I got it. D
Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the [...] D
Prince Charming: This was supposed to be *my* Happ [...] D
Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bo [...] D
Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock mys [...] D
Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You [...] D
Puss in Boots: If he were real, could I do this? [...] D
Puss in Boots: [after switching bodies with Donkey [...] D
Doris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I got [...] D
Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's [...] D
Cinderella: [whispering to Fiona about her present [...] D
Ship Captain: [in a menacing growl] You're finishe [...] D
Queen Lillian: [smashes wall with her head] Princ [...] D
Shrek: [after the royal page comes into the bedroo [...] D
Shrek: Break a leg. On second thought, let me brea [...] D
Donkey: [Hook's men wheel his piano in during the [...] D
Doris: [while distracting the enemy guards] Hey! H [...] D
[student stumbles out of trailer] Student: Dude, [...] D
Puss in Boots: [talking to a female kitten] It's o [...] D
Artie: [convincing Merlin to help them get back to [...] D
Snow White: I'm sorry but this isn't working for m [...] D
Shrek: If Artie trusts him, I trust him, even *if* [...] D
Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Te [...] D
Lancelot: King? More like mayor of Loserville. D
Prince Charming: Wicked witch! The Seven Dwarfs sa [...] D
Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to [...] D
Puss in Boots: [Puss says to Shrek as the ship lea [...] D
Mabel: What do you want, Charming? Prince Charmin [...] D
Donkey: [to Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good mo [...] D
Gingy: [At Fiona's baby shower, giving her a baby [...] D
Nanny Dwarf: Where's the baby? D
Shrek: And if he gives me any trouble, I can alway [...] D
Puss in Boots: The Frog King is dead. D
Artie: Please don't eat me. Crowd: Eat him! Eat h [...] D
Shrek: That's right, I'm the new mascot. So let's [...] D
Snow White: Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your gold [...] D