Paul

Titolo originale: Paul
Regia: Greg Mottola |
Anno: 2011
Origine: United Kingdom | United States of America | France |
Generi: Avventura Commedia Fantascienza
Tag: san diego, california | alien | area 51 | alien space craft | duringcreditsstinger | 1980s |
Cast: Simon Pegg | Nick Frost | Seth Rogen | Jason Bateman | Kristen Wiig | Bill Hader | Blythe Danner | Joe Lo Truglio | John Carroll Lynch | Jane Lynch | David Koechner | Jesse Plemons | Sigourney Weaver | Jeffrey Tambor | Steven Spielberg | Mia Stallard | Bobby Lee | Jennifer Granger | Jeremy Owen | David House | Nelson Ascencio | Mark Sivertsen | Joe Berryman | Syd Masters | Gary Roller | Oliver O'Shea | Lonnie Otha-Mayer | Will Veitch | Mike Miller | Lori Dillen | J. Todd Anderson | Brett Michael Jones | Diego Deane | Joel Thingvall | Robert Amstler | Dawn Barber | Chad Boardsen | Devin Faraci | David Fernandez Jr. | Larry Goldstein | Zack Kennedy | Chris Kittinger | Jeremiah Krage | Paula LaBaredas | Sylvia Adelina Padilla | Michael Neal Powell | Phoebe Price | Chris Rymer | Joy Sudduth | Brian Ulrich |

Graham Willy e Clive Collings, due nerd inglesi appassionati di fantascienza, partono per gli Stati Uniti alla volta di una convention di fumetti. Attraversando il deserto del New Mexico s'imbattono in Paul, un alieno che per 60 anni è stato tenuto prigioniero di una base militare top secret dalla quale è appena evaso. Paul condurrà i due terrestri in un'avventura on the road nel tentativo di raggiungere l'astronave che lo potrebbe riportare a casa prima di essere bloccato dagli agenti del governo o dal padre infuriato di una giovane che hanno accidentalmente rapito.

Frasi

Graeme Willy: [Dying] Don't worry, it's really bee [...] D
Paul: You know, with the swearing, you could dial [...] D
Graeme Willy: What do you think you're gonna dream [...] D
The Big Guy: [from the extended version] Shit, I'd [...] D
Graeme Willy: How come I can understand you? Are y [...] D
Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, [...] D
Agent Zoil: Pleasure to meet you boys. You did a h [...] D
Paul: [about boning an Ewok chick] What was it lik [...] D
Sword Vendor: That there's the Black Vampire. Watc [...] D
Graeme Willy: That was close! D
Tara Walton: Get away from her, you bitch! D
Customer: Don't you put those Queer Eyes on me! D
Adam Shadowchild: [compulsively sanitises his hand [...] D
Paul: [shouting out the RV window as Graeme and Cl [...] D
Paul: [to two rednecks] YO! fucknuts! It's Probing [...] D
Clive Gollings: [Speaking Klingon] Graeme... Strik [...] D
Adam Shadowchild: Let me guess. You're a writer. D
Agent Zoil: You know you're a grown man, right? Pr [...] D
Paul: [after getting frisked inappropriately by O' [...] D
Adam Shadowchild: [Upon seeing the cover of Clive [...] D
The Big Guy: I'm the one holding all the cards. An [...] D
Agent Zoil: Boring conversation, anyway. D
Agent Zoil: Motherfuckin' tittysuckin' two-balled [...] D
Ruth Buggs: [after 'partaking'] I'm hungry. We sho [...] D
Graeme Willy: Paul, what happens if you get caught [...] D
Ruth Buggs: You bet your hairy love-eggs! D
[last lines] Adam Shadowchild: Please welcome to [...] D
[first lines] Young Tara: [referring to her dog] [...] D
[Off screen] Moses Buggs: [shouts] Ruth, prayers! D
Paul: Bagels and coffee! D
Graeme Willy: Whats the matter Clive? Clive Golli [...] D
State Trooper: Where are you boys from? Clive Gol [...] D
Clive Gollings: They're going to rape us and break [...] D
Tara Walton: My weed! D
Clive Gollings: [Putting the phone to his ear] It' [...] D
Paul: Ugh, look. Tara, I... Tara Walton: I didn't [...] D
Paul: You have to spin a good yarn before you can [...] D
Clive Gollings: What if we wake up and find him in [...] D
Paul: [Lighting a joint and takes a hit] Do you gu [...] D
Paul: Oh, we're all made in God's image? [Throws [...] D
Ruth Buggs: Fuck-a-roo, that was the best titty-fa [...] D
Clive Gollings: Get your own Alien! D
Paul: Lucky guess. D
Ruth Buggs: The world is 4000 years old and can on [...] D
The Big Guy: [to Zoil, about Paul] Shit, the littl [...] D
Agent Zoil: One of them crashed and burned, the ot [...] D
Tara Walton: But I don't have my toothbrush! Paul [...] D
Ruth Buggs: So everything that I have been told my [...] D
Paul: [about Clive manhandling him] If I get a dor [...] D
Ruth Buggs: Well ain't that a bag of tits. D
Ruth Buggs: So there's no Heaven? No Hell, no righ [...] D
Paul: So weak... D
Clive Gollings: Ever since I saw "Mac and Me", I [...] D
Paul: [Paul is posing on the couch as Graeme prepa [...] D
O'Reilly: Why not four tits? Graeme Willy: That's [...] D
Adam Shadowchild: I can't read this, it's a legal [...] D
Graeme Willy: [while under the impression that Cli [...] D
Paul: Eyes forward butt horn. D
Paul: This is America. Kidnapping a Christian is w [...] D
[repeated line] Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's [...] D
Clive Gollings: It's not fat, it's power! D
Clive Gollings: Agent Mulder was right! Paul: Age [...] D
Ruth Buggs: Sorry you got killed by my dad. Graem [...] D
Haggard: I am authorized to use deadly force! Stan [...] D
Adam Shadowchild: Well, a wise man said, "You have [...] D
Graeme Willy: [Graeme has just been shot in the ch [...] D
Ruth Buggs: My Weed! D
The Big Guy: Haggard. Agent Zoil: Zoil. The Big [...] D
[repeated line] Haggard, Pat Stevens, Agent [...] D
Graeme Willy: You are an alien! Paul: To you I am [...] D
Paul: [1980 collaboration phone call] Okay Steven, [...] D