Dead Man on Campus

Frasi

Cooper: My father's right. I'm a fuck-up. I'm a to [...]	D
Cliff: [looking at a poster of Van Gogh's "Starry [...]	D
Cooper: You know what my dad does for a living? He [...]	D
Josh: It was so easy. I mean, I didn't have to do [...]	D
Zeke: This is my brother's Ritalin. Ritalin's good [...]	D
Cooper: I need my Jimmy! Josh: No Jimmy, repeat: [...]	D
Cliff: Zeke! Zeke: [terrified] Cliff! Cliff: How [...]	D
Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a sus [...]	D
Josh: There's only one thing that can save you now [...]	D
Cliff: Who wants to do a bong? How about you?	D
Cliff: [Josh is about to drink yellow liquid] That [...]	D
Matt: [after he gets caught singing a show tune by [...]	D
Josh: I'm not gonna commit suicide, if that's what [...]	D
Cliff: [rapping] My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. [...]	D
Cliff: Do you guys ever get really horny? Cooper: [...]	D
Buckley: If you see that guy, kick him in the ball [...]	D
Cooper: I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!	D
Cooper: You can't be suicidal if you're singing sh [...]	D
Cliff: Come on man! Just kick me in the junk!	D
Cooper: Young man! Where have you been? I was up a [...]	D
Cliff: I live in a Frat House, right? And these fu [...]	D
Cooper: [caught by their clueless friends, Cooper [...]	D
Cliff: They hate it when you do this. [shoots gun [...]	D
Matt: [singing] My words in my sperm, spewing fort [...]	D
Josh: [discussing their flawed plan at the same ti [...]	D
[handing back a trophy] Cooper: Here's your dildo [...]	D

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