Old School

Titolo originale: Old School
Regia: Todd Phillips |
Anno: 2003
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: infidelity | group sex | college | male friendship | beer | fraternity | dean | sex doll | streaking | mouth to mouth resuscitation | wild party |
Cast: Luke Wilson | Will Ferrell | Vince Vaughn | Jeremy Piven | Ellen Pompeo | Juliette Lewis | Jerod Mixon | Leah Remini | Perrey Reeves | Patrick Cranshaw | Craig Kilborn | Elisha Cuthbert | Seann William Scott | Rick Gonzalez | Matt Walsh | Artie Lange | Patrick Fischler | Sara Tanaka | Harve Presnell | Katherine Ellis | Phe Caplan | Sarah Shahi | Kristen Kerr | Dan Finnerty | Gregory Alan Williams | Ashley Jones | Bryan Callen | James Carville | Todd Phillips | Stuart Cornfeld | Corinne Kingsbury | Lisa Donatz | David Moreland | Chris Hendrie | Rachel Winfree | Nathalie Fay | Kristina Hughes | Nicholas Hosking | Sara Bryan | Sydney Bryan | Noel Gugliemi | Robert Baker | Bob Lazar | Arthur Taxier | Darryl Armbruster | Gene Reed | David Arana | David Hughes | Marc Thaldorf | Jimi Englund | Snoop Dogg | Warren G | Bishop Don Magic Juan | Kokane | Matthew Carey | Simon Helberg | Abdul Goznobi | Eddie Pepitone | Rob Corddry | Charles Noland | Raymond Ma | Jesse Heiman | Joe Gonzales | Patrick J. Adams | Jake Jarvi | Ellen Cleghorne | Andy Dick | Terry O'Quinn | David Michael White | Ray Buffer | Candice T. Cain | Allen Bloomfield | Katie Carlin |

Tre uomini, apparentemente realizzati, cercano un modo di dare una scossa alle proprie vite. Uno di loro vive in affitto al'interno di un campus e quando il college decide di sfrattarlo i tre amici colgono la palla al balzo: fonderanno una confraternita con sede nell'appartamento evitando così lo sfratto e tornando ai gloriosi giorni delle feste e dell'incoscienza.

Frasi

Beanie: That party that we had last night has give [...] D
Beanie: I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch M [...] D
Mitch: You don't understand me Beanie, it's sexual [...] D
Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. Wh [...] D
Mitch: Wow. Cheese. Is that you? Dean Pritchard: [...] D
Beanie: Earmuffs. D
Beanie: Because this is a very big idea, my friend [...] D
Garry: Who's hungry? Who's hungry? Who's hungry? D
Peppers: She's a beauty, ain't she? Frank: Yeah, [...] D
Beanie: He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. [...] D
Wedding Singer: [singing] Fuckin' every now and th [...] D
Frank: Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that [...] D
[two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly] F [...] D
Beanie: Don't say sorry to me, Frank. Say it to th [...] D
Gordon Pritchard: Half these guys don't even go he [...] D
Megan Huang: [to the Dean] Look, I did my part. No [...] D
Asst. to Dean, "Cheese" Pritchard: [to Cheese] Yes [...] D
Mitch Martin: At this point, you may be asking you [...] D
Beanie: Frank here was staring at a white picket f [...] D
Frank: I had an awesome time! Beanie: I know that [...] D
Frank: I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I [...] D
Frank: We're going streaking! D
Frank: Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up. D
Frank: Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonad [...] D
Beanie: Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He'll find a way [...] D
Beanie: I know a really good sand guy. D
Mitch: So what are you? Campus security? Dean Pri [...] D
Beanie: [to Frank's father in law] It takes a man [...] D
Beanie: What we need to do is throw a big kick-off [...] D
Beanie: Girls love a guy who's in your situation. [...] D
Garry: OkK ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focu [...] D
Mitch: This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm [...] D
Beanie: No. That's a piece of crap. We stopped sel [...] D
Beanie: All right, let me be the first to say cong [...] D
Frank: A little housewarming gift. Mitch: I actua [...] D
Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on yo [...] D
Garry: Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laugh [...] D
Beanie: Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one-way tic [...] D
Garry: [filling a glass of water at the sink] When [...] D
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going [...] D
Mitch: Who's this guy? Beanie: Oh, that's Blue. A [...] D
Waiter: You are beautiful. But no offense, he, he [...] D
Peppers: You should pull that out. Frank: Wait, p [...] D
Frank: So what do you guys like better? Nurse or c [...] D
Beanie: You think I like avoiding my wife and kids [...] D
Beanie: Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. I [...] D
Mark: [to little girl] This is yesterday's paper. [...] D
Frank: *Spanish*! Do you trust that we have provid [...] D
Booker: We've been waiting all semester for you to [...] D
Dean Pritchard: Ladies and gentleman, please welco [...] D
Beanie: Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. [...] D
Spanish: Damn, I gonna end up workin' at Red Lobst [...] D
Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that. Bea [...] D
Frank: Blue's over there. But he's wasted. D
Woman: [holding a grocery bag] What's going on? F [...] D
Beanie: Yeah, from the guy who probably won't get [...] D
Mitch: A professor lived here for like thirty year [...] D
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Be [...] D
Beanie: What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels c [...] D
Marissa: Just as long as you promise to take it ea [...] D
Barry, Oral Sex Instructor: He left me with a litt [...] D
Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes [...] D
Gang Bang Guy: Hello. Mitch: Yeah? Gang Bang Guy [...] D
Mitch: All I want to do is get some fucking sleep. D
Mitch Martin: Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous [...] D
Frank: Yea, I'm cool either way. I just have to ru [...] D
Barry, Oral Sex Instructor: The secret to a good B [...] D
Beanie: I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a h [...] D
Dean Pritchard: Listen, Chang. Megan Huang: It's [...] D
Marissa: [after seeing Frank running naked along t [...] D
Frank: I see Blue, He looks glorious. D
Frank: Hey, I just want to thank you one last time [...] D
Weensie: [after learning he's going to be expelled [...] D
Frank: [Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy [...] D
Frank: Jerry, are you a statistics major or someth [...] D
Nicole: I heard one of your pledges died. Is that [...] D
Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place wh [...] D
Beanie: Guys, this is a very special occasion. The [...] D
Barry, Oral Sex Instructor: You know, when I get b [...] D
Mitch: I haven't seen Frank's dad in like eight ye [...] D
Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse wee [...] D
Mitch: Beanie, you remember, Cheese. Beanie: Oh, [...] D
Marissa: That's really, loud. Frank: Yeah, thanks [...] D
Frank: All we are is dust in the wind... D
Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is t [...] D
Mark: What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know [...] D
Frank: In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds a [...] D
Waiter: And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's a [...] D
Frank: Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter y [...] D
[deleted scene] Beanie: Can you do me a favor and [...] D
Beanie: Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock [...] D
Beanie: Whose life is ruined? Mitch: Let's see. B [...] D
Jerry: That was great. Frank: What happened? I bl [...] D
Frank: [after funneling a beer] Fill it up again! [...] D
Jerry: What sort of actual association will you ha [...] D
Beanie: Spanish, what the hell are you doing? Spa [...] D
Frank: No it's cool, man, bring your green hat! D
Frank: [offering a bread-maker as a gift] What do [...] D
Frank: SNOOP! SNOOP-A-LOOP! D
Garry: You can use a little teeth but we don't wan [...] D
Frank: You know I was thinking we could go back ho [...] D
Waiter: Love, it's a motherfucker, huh? D
Barry, Oral Sex Instructor: Oh, that's funny to yo [...] D
Frank: I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being [...] D
Beanie: Well why don't you give me your number in [...] D
Beanie: Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you a [...] D
Beanie: [after finding out that it's in the bylaw [...] D
Dean Pritchard: Are you a comedian now? This is me [...] D
Frank: That's how you do it. That's how you debate [...] D
Frank: Honey, you think KFC is still open? D
Beanie: Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty. Weensi [...] D
Frank: [in an unconscious state, begins French kis [...] D
Beanie: You're the lady, Marissa. High five. D