Evolution

Titolo originale: Evolution
Regia: Ivan Reitman |
Anno: 2001
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Fantascienza Azione
Tag: governor | fire engine | giant monster | grand canyon | alien life-form | shampoo | evolution | high school teacher | government scientist | napalm | primate | advertisement |
Cast: David Duchovny | Julianne Moore | Orlando Jones | Seann William Scott | Ted Levine | Ty Burrell | Ethan Suplee | Michael Bower | Dan Aykroyd | Gregory Itzin | Pat Kilbane | Sarah Silverman | Michelle Wolff | Katharine Towne | Stephanie Hodge | John Cho | Steven Gilborn | Wayne Duvall | Kyle Gass | Jerry Trainor | Jennifer Savidge | Wendy Braun | Michael Chapman | Mary Pat Gleason | Andrew Bowen | Chris Wylde | Tom Woodruff Jr. | Ashley Clark |

Un meteorite cade in Arizona e porta forme di vita aliene che da piccoli batteri diventeranno micidiali mostri. Due insegnanti del Glen Canyon Community College, Ira Kane e Harry Phineas Block, vengono avvertiti poco dopo e subito cominciano ad indagare sul meteorite. Scendendo nel cratere creatosi nell'impatto, i due scoprono che a poche ore dallo schianto hanno cominciato a formarsi delle "muffe" attorno al masso. Il giorno dopo i due scienziati si precipitano sul luogo dello schianto ma lo trovano sequestrato dall'esercito.

Frasi

Ira Kane: Let's shampoo us some aliens! D
Ira Kane: You wouldn't understand. Dr. Allison [...] D
[an alien bug is crawling inside Block's leg] D [...] D
[They are admiring a ten-legged creature with he [...] D
[Kane and Block have sneaked into the Army Compo [...] D
[Dr. Paulson is going to pull the alien bug out [...] D
Harry Block: So, do they give the Nobel Prize ou [...] D
Ira Kane: We call no one, we tell no one. This i [...] D
Governor Lewis: I oughta throw the whole goddamn [...] D
Harry Block: You going to finish that bacon? Wa [...] D
Harry Block: Hey, beneath this calm, sexy exteri [...] D
[first lines] [At night, Wayne drives out to a [...] D
Wayne Grey: [as they arm themselves in the sport [...] D
Harry Block: Testing, testing, one, two, one-one [...] D
Wayne Grey: [trying to get the alien's attention [...] D
Harry Block: There's a fly in my suit! D
[the Governor and science teams watch while an a [...] D
Ira Kane: You sure this leads to the main cavern [...] D
Harry Block: [on finding a dead alien] That dog [...] D
Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman: I didn't know yo [...] D
Dr. Allison Reed: There's something I feel I sho [...] D
Harry Block: Liar, liar, pants on fire! D
[after an alien bug crawls into his body] Harry [...] D
Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman: No need to play [...] D
[When Ira first examines the microorganisms from [...] D
Ira Kane: You're gonna be all right, buddy! Cut [...] D
[In the courtroom] Judge Guilder: Dr. Kane, are [...] D
Ira Kane: [after an alien fly is pulled out of H [...] D
Ira Kane: Ira Kane, head of the science departme [...] D
[Kane and Block disguise themselves as a colonel [...] D
[the heroes just killed a dinosaur-like creature [...] D
[Lieutenant Cryer has interrupted the briefing o [...] D
Harry Block: Keep your chin up. You know she wan [...] D
Harry Block: I'm no biologist, but how many cell [...] D
Brigadier Gen. Russell Woodman: We evacuate, mak [...] D
[the alien creature turns around to reveal what [...] D
Ira Kane: If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a [...] D
Deke Donald: Blue monkey! Blue monkey! D
Governor Lewis: Put a plug in it, I'm not intere [...] D
Nadine: Um, Professor, the little wiggly worm th [...] D
[Ira moons General Woodman] Ira Kane: Fruit bas [...] D
Dr. Allison Reed: At this rate, they will take o [...] D
[Harry is about to leave Ira alone in the lab to [...] D
Harry Block: Ira, are you sure you can handle th [...] D
[they see a dying monster coughing something up] [...] D
[as Allison introduces herself, she trips and fa [...] D
Ira Kane: Allow me to share something with the e [...] D
Harry Block: Great googa-mooga! D
Dr. Allison Reed: Your Honor, if the Court would [...] D
Ira Kane: Give me back my friend, you big sphinc [...] D
[after having Ira and Harry thrown out of the ba [...] D
[Harry has just had an alien removed rectally] [...] D
Nadine: I really need these credits to get into [...] D
[In the meteorite crater] Ira Kane: This place [...] D
Harry Block: [after the alien flying dragon's bi [...] D