Waiting...

Titolo originale: Waiting...
Regia: Rob McKittrick |
Anno: 2005
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Romance
Tag: decision | waiter | hostess | trainee | gross out | employer employee relationship | glass pipe | screaming |
Cast: Ryan Reynolds | Anna Faris | Justin Long | David Koechner | Luis Guzmán | Chi McBride | John Francis Daley | Kaitlin Doubleday | Rob Benedict | Alanna Ubach | Vanessa Lengies | Max Kasch | Andy Milonakis | Dane Cook | Jordan Ladd | Emmanuelle Chriqui | Wendie Malick | Monica Monica | Travis Resor | J.D. Evermore | Clay Chamberlin | Skyler Stone | Melissa Morgan | Don Brady | Anne Ewen | Pat Hazell | Jordan Werner | Skylar Duhe | Ann Marie Guidry | Lauren Swinney | Wayne Ferrara | Richard Netzberger | Roland W. Hoffman | Sandra Marling | Dean Shull | Melissa Alonzo | Todd Voltz | Robb Conner | Matt | Shedric |

I dipendenti di un ristorante simile a Bennigan's (chiamato, in modo abbastanza creativo, Shenanigan's), ammazzano il tempo prima che inizi la loro vita reale. Ma nell'attesa, dovranno vedersela con clienti esigenti che vogliono la loro bistecca cucinata su ordinazione e con manager entusiasti che vogliono creare il personale di servizio perfetto. Per fortuna, questi dipendenti hanno a disposizione efficaci tattiche di vendetta.

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Dan: The difference between ordinary and extraordi [...] D
Raddimus: ...And that's the Abraham Lincoln, but r [...] D
Monty: Ahh, you know Tyla, everytime I look at you [...] D
T-Dog: [referring to how he would use a woman like [...] D
Raddimus: [summing up the game for Mitch] Okay, we [...] D
Bishop: So, when things in your life become stagna [...] D
Dean: What the hell can you do with an A. A. degre [...] D
Dan: Now I'm not gonna lie to you. The job comes w [...] D
Redneck: I'll have a shot of whiskey and a double [...] D
Dean: [to Monty, regarding Calvin] No, wait a minu [...] D
Monty: Mitch, you picked a fucked up night to star [...] D
Dan: We need to seize the day. Be enthusiastic. F [...] D
Naomi: Ok I'll tell you why. It's because of THIS! [...] D
Naomi: I hate this fucking place sometimes, you kn [...] D
Monty: You know, we should probably feel guilty, b [...] D
Mitch: All Right. Fuck this, I Quit Mitch: [looks [...] D
Floyd: We almost had to move it up to the 10 secon [...] D
Nick: [Rapping During Credits] While you're sittin [...] D
Nick: Yo what makes you think I won't cut you? D
Monty: There are few things in this world more uns [...] D
Monty: That's right, birds of a feather flock to-v [...] D
Raddimus: The brain! D
Floyd: [to Mitch] Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch. D
Monty: Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get [...] D
Raddimus: [Drops the late-night arrivals' chicken [...] D
Dean: Hey, Floyd, make sure there's no bacon on th [...] D
Dean: How many times can we have the exact same co [...] D
Monty: With women, there are really only two optio [...] D
Calvin: I never make... how do you make a hundred [...] D
Raddimus: That's Floyd. Floyd! Floyd: [pulls a kn [...] D
Monty: Okay, so how would you like your steak prep [...] D
Naomi: I FUCKING HATE FOREIGNERS! D
Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're [...] D
Bishop: Mitch, I want you to do a couple things fo [...] D
Bishop: Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations. Mos [...] D
Dean: Excuse me, sir. You forgot your change. Red [...] D
Monty: [using a Forrest Gump voice] Momma said the [...] D
Monty: Okay, Mitch, you see what Dean just did the [...] D
Calvin: You guys suck. Monty: Yes... we do. D
[to employees] Dan: Oh, uh, push the fish, it's a [...] D
Serena: Have you talked to him about it? Amy: No, [...] D
Naomi: You really want to know why? Monty: Yes I [...] D
Raddimus: [after explaining the various positions [...] D
Dean: [meeting new trainee Mitch] Listen, man. You [...] D
Calvin: You really are an asshole Monty: Shenanig [...] D
T-Dog: How many time have I told you? My name is T [...] D
Monty: We have our first official beyotch of the d [...] D
Raddimus: A little floor spice makes everything ni [...] D
Monty: Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been [...] D
Naomi: Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert [...] D
Monty: With women, it's always one of two things. [...] D
Natasha: Dean. Dean: What? Natasha: The old lady [...] D
Serena: [to Monty] The only real pleasure I ever g [...] D
Monty: Awwww c'mon now dogg, you know I'm just fuc [...] D
Dean: Here we are. Redneck: Damn, what the hell t [...] D
Monty: You see I don't, I don't work with any exac [...] D
Monty: Did you see the tits at table 12? D
Monty: [Standing in bathroom stall with his bare t [...] D
Dan: [catching the bus boys slacking] Okay, Nichol [...] D
Male Customer #1: It's too bad Chlamydia has to be [...] D
Monty: [to new trainee Mitch] But, um, if you wann [...] D
Calvin: Quit starin' at my dick! D
Monty: I must say there's nothing more attractive [...] D
Dan: This is an exploding offer! D
Monty: That's Naomi. And she's been working here W [...] D
Bishop: You need to invent your own penis-showin' [...] D
Monty: [on going to the party] Okay, baby doll, yo [...] D
Dan: Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was over-cooke [...] D
Dean: She really is a little bad-ass though, and f [...] D
Dean: Too late, you're fucked! D
Dean: Hey Floyd, no bacon on that salad. Floyd: [ [...] D
Serena: [talking to Monty] So... you know how when [...] D
Monty: Women. They're so fucking wiley! D
Mitch: [after being interrupted yet again, Mitch h [...] D
[on Nick and T-Dog] Monty: Those guys should be s [...] D
Raddimus: Come on, baby. It's nothin' like that. [...] D
Monty: So far I've made 15% of jack shit. D
Mitch: So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, b [...] D
Calvin: Take a look at the bat wing, Bitch. Raddi [...] D
Monty: Women troubles Amy? Amy: I just don't unde [...] D
Calvin: Come on guys, this is bull crap. Where the [...] D
Redneck: I should get a hat... Dan: Yes, sir. Re [...] D
Bishop: Nick, T-Dog. You guys are so one dimension [...] D
Raddimus: Shit... this is gonna be that kind of a [...] D
Calvin: [to Bishop] Okay... About three months ago [...] D
Monty: So are you going to talk to her or are you [...] D
Calvin: Well its official, my penis is now just fo [...] D
Monty's Mom: So I called your house today, at two. [...] D
Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and [...] D
Monty: So, what do you think of Natasha? Dean: I [...] D
Monty: Hey there, Natasha, how's my favorite minor [...] D
Monty: Take whatever advice that she gives you wit [...] D