Scary Movie 3 - Una risata vi seppellirà

Titolo originale: Scary Movie 3
Regia: David Zucker |
Anno: 2003
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: halloween | parody | spoof | vhs | horror spoof | alien invasion | crop circle | tv news anchor | mysterious death | horror parody | dumb blonde | amused |
Cast: Anna Faris | Simon Rex | Anthony Anderson | Charlie Sheen | Regina Hall | Leslie Nielsen | Kevin Hart | Jeremy Piven | Pamela Anderson | Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg | Denise Richards | Elaine Klimaszewski | Diane Klimaszewski | Drew Mikuska | Jianna Ballard | George Carlin | Queen Latifah | Eddie Griffin | Camryn Manheim | Marny Eng | Timothy Stack | Darrell Hammond | Dexter Bell | Dame Lee | Doron Bell | Simon Cowell | Fat Joe | Ajay Naidu | William S. Taylor | Patricia Idlette | David Edwards | Frank C. Turner | Monica Dillon | Lori Stewart | Jim Bremner | Phil Dornfeld | Edward Moss | Dee Jay Jackson | D.L. Hughley | Ja Rule | Macy Gray | Redman | Method Man | Raekwon | RZA | U-God | Troy Yorke | Marco Soriano | Cliff Solomon | Byron Chief-Moon | Dolly Madsen | John Hainsworth | Beverley Breuer | Jessie Young | Deanne Henry | Eric Breker | Naomi Lawson-Baird | Abigail Adams | Master P | Debbie Lee Carrington |

L'ambiziosa inviata Cindy Campbell è in cerca di un nuovo scoop televisivo, e così incappa in un'assurda serie di episodi che minacciano il pianeta: un'invasione aliena, videocassette che uccidono, inquietanti cerchi nel grano, profezie, bambini con doni soprannaturali, ambiziosi rapper bianchi e persino... Michael Jackson.

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Mrs. Meeks: My sweet, sweet Brenda. She looks so [...] D
Mahalik: Yo DJ, spin that shit! D
[the phone rings after Cody watches the tape] C [...] D
George: Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's... She's de [...] D
Cindy: [hugging George] [crying] Cindy: It's s [...] D
The Architect: I can't help it. It's very lonely [...] D
George: Now everybody in the 202, throw your han [...] D
[Simon Cowell is the judge at a rap freestyle ba [...] D
Becca: This is really weird... [referring to ri [...] D
Mahalik: [to the Aliens] So, if they're friendly [...] D
Tom: [while in front of the door] Quick, we can [...] D
Ross Giggins: Turning now to sports... [Cindy t [...] D
Cindy: [to Tabitha] Time to go back down the wel [...] D
John Wilson: Sir, I think you should go on the t [...] D
Cindy: Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom s [...] D
Kate: I hate television - gives me headaches. B [...] D
Ross Giggins: [after talking about something els [...] D
Cindy: I'm looking for something more than just [...] D
Trooper Champlin: Your faith will return. Just a [...] D
George: You guys ever wonder what it would be li [...] D
Tom: Don't call me "dude". I haven't been a ston [...] D
Architect: It's already begun. You're too late. [...] D
Trooper Champlin: It's your wife, Father. She's [...] D
[standing on stairs telling future to man walkin [...] D
Brenda Meeks: [a box of pencils hits the door ju [...] D
Becca: [she turns around Katie's chair, and her [...] D
[President Harris grabs a kid with braces] Pres [...] D
President Harris: [Agent Thompson is listening t [...] D
[flying saucers appear in the sky] President Ha [...] D
Annie: Promise me you'll never remarry. Tom: I [...] D
Agent Thompson: Sir! Step away from the window! [...] D
Mahalik: I found their weakness. They're powerle [...] D
Tom: Come here! What did you do with Sue? MJ: I [...] D
George: So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the [...] D
President Harris: You're excited? You should fee [...] D
Carson Ward: And I told you, Campbell, no more p [...] D
President Harris: I just want to tell you both g [...] D
Cody: [pointing at a mans toupee] That's not foo [...] D
Cindy: And now back to you, Ross. Ross Giggins: [...] D
President Harris: [looks at portrait of Harrison [...] D
Tom: [opening door] Sue? Sue: I can't sleep. T [...] D
Cody: [telling fortune to a smoker] Smoke all yo [...] D
Alien #1: Wait please, we mean you no harm. We t [...] D
[Cindy calls to check on her son, whom Father Mu [...] D
Architect: My wife and I wanted a child, but she [...] D
[re: the killer video] Cindy: And it's been cir [...] D
Sayaman: [after mortally injuring Tom's wife in [...] D
George: Family, that's just what I've been runni [...] D
President Harris: These men died for their count [...] D
Cindy: Something weird is going on at your farm. [...] D
Kate: [shouts to Becca] Ask your Mom which bathr [...] D
Cindy: I can't believe you let that happen. Geo [...] D
The Architect: The answer is simple. You are the [...] D
U-God: You stepped on my shoe, bitch! Redman: M [...] D
Tom: George, all you've done is chase adolescent [...] D
[on the phone] Cindy: Hello? Tabitha's Voice: [...] D
Cindy: Call it women's intuition, or ESPN, or bo [...] D
Brenda Meeks: [the TV is acting weird and turns [...] D
Brenda Meeks: I just got a weird feeling somethi [...] D
[Cindy comes home after leaving George to watch [...] D
Cindy: So can you tell me about... Aunt Shaneeq [...] D
Sayaman: I'm sorry about that night. If I hadn't [...] D
[telling future to a pregnant woman] Cody: It's [...] D
George: Why is there an open casket? Cindy: Geo [...] D
Carson Ward: It's sweeps month. Ratings mean eve [...] D
Alien #1: [points finger] If you think that's st [...] D
Brenda Meeks: I saw this tape, and I think you s [...] D
Tabitha: [turns from a monster into a little gir [...] D
Mahalik: Yo George, you need something? I'll do [...] D
Tom: I want to see Annie. Trooper Champlin: She [...] D
Mahalik: I heard Jamal from 90th street watched [...] D
Mrs. Meeks: If only God had taken us instead of [...] D
Tom: [wife has been severed by car] Hi, baby. A [...] D
Ross Giggins: Do they pose a threat? Only one th [...] D
Mahalik: [George is wearing a white hoodie that [...] D
George: [at Brenda's funeral] Sue wanted to pay [...] D
Mr. Meeks: These just came today. Photos from a [...] D
The Architect: We loved our daughter very much, [...] D
President Harris: Get me the President. John Wi [...] D
[Holding Michael Jackson From Window] Tom: How [...] D
Aunt Shaneequa: [to Tabitha's mother on video ta [...] D
George: I have a dream. Tom: What is your dream [...] D