L'aereo più pazzo del mondo

Titolo originale: Airplane!
Regia: Jim Abrahams | Jerry Zucker | David Zucker |
Anno: 1980
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: chicago, illinois | post-traumatic stress disorder (ptsd) | airplane | cataclysm | guitar | alcohol | stewardess | taxi driver | passenger | fear of flying | pilot | medicine | air controller | landing | saxophone | autopilot | parody | spoof | food poisoning | los angeles, california | alcohol abuse | aftercreditsstinger | inflatable life raft | anarchic comedy |
Cast: Robert Hays | Julie Hagerty | Leslie Nielsen | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Lloyd Bridges | Peter Graves | Robert Stack | Lorna Patterson | Jill Whelan | Ann Nelson | Jim Abrahams | Jonathan Banks | Stephen Stucker | Frank Ashmore | Craig Berenson | Barbara Billingsley | Lee Bryant | Joyce Bulifant | Mae E. Campbell | Ethel Merman | Jimmie Walker | Nora Meerbaum | Kenneth Tobey | James Hong | Michelle Stacy | David Leisure | Al White | Nicholas Pryor | Cyril O'Reilly | Ted Chapman | Jesse Emmett | Norman Alexander Gibbs | Amy Gibson | Marcy Goldman | Bob Gorman | Rossie Harris | Maurice Hill | David Hollander | Howard Honig | Gregory Itzin | Howard Jarvis | Michael Laurence | Zachary Lewis | Barbara Mallory | Maureen McGovern | Mary Mercier | Len Mooy | Laura Nix | John O'Leary | Bill Porter | Conrad E. Palmisano | Mallory Sandler | Robert Starr | Barbara Stuart | Lee Terri | William Tregoe | Hatsuo Uda | Herb Voland | John David Wilder | Windy | Jason Wingreen | Louise Yaffe | Charlotte Zucker | David Zucker | Jerry Zucker | Kitten Natividad | Larry Blake | Paula Moody | Sandra Lee Gimpel | Henry Wills | Joyce Mandel | Gene LeBell | Susan Breslau | Jimmy Fields |

Ted è un tassista abbandonato dalla fidanzata, hostess sugli aerei di linea. Per riconquistarla si imbarca sul volo in cui lei è in servizio, ma le sorprese non mancano. Il pranzo servito a bordo è infatti avariato, e tra gli intossicati ci sono i piloti. Sollecitato dalla ragazza Ted, pur non avendo mai guidato un aereo, riesce comunque ad atterrare salvando tutti.

Frasi

Rex Kramer: [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only [...] D
[Flashback, about a bar he frequented during the w [...] D
Radio DJ: This is WZAZ in Chicago, where disco liv [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: It takes so many things to make [...] D
Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't [...] D
[with Randy's help, and as Dr. Rumack looks on, Te [...] D
Shirley: I haven't felt this awful since we saw th [...] D
Jack Kirkpatrick: Shanna, they bought their ticket [...] D
Ted Striker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell [...] D
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong wee [...] D
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate lo [...] D
[repeated line, to Ted and Elaine] Rumack: I just [...] D
Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this team. Can [...] D
Female announcer: Captain Oveur, white courtesy ph [...] D
Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday! Steve McCroskey: Wha [...] D
[reading newspaper headlines] Rex Kramer: Passeng [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read [...] D
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain O [...] D
Rex Kramer: All right, I'll need three men up at t [...] D
Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can [...] D
[Elaine is relaying what Ted is saying to Kramer] [...] D
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it? Ted [...] D
Johnny: [plugging back in the runway lights] Just [...] D
Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? El [...] D
Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first re [...] D
Ted Striker: [plane loses an engine] The oil press [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: [Boeing 707 coming in for emerge [...] D
Reporter: What kind of plane is it? Johnny: Oh, i [...] D
[Thinking to himself] Ted Striker: I've got to co [...] D
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong wee [...] D
Steve McCroskey: [talking to Rex Kramer] Ease off, [...] D
Reporter #1: Alright boys, let's get some pictures [...] D
Religious Zealot #1: Hello. We'd like you to have [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: [Cutting room-floor scene: Fligh [...] D
Male announcer: Air Israel, please clear the runwa [...] D
Mrs. Hammen: Jim never vomits at home. D
Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarte [...] D
Rex Kramer: Get that finger out of your ear! You d [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: Ladies and gentlemen, this is yo [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: Oh, my God! The automatic pilot! [...] D
Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: [...] D
[Randy is crying] Rumack: Randy, are you all righ [...] D
Rumack: Extremely serious. It starts with a slight [...] D
[looking at the controls of the airplane as he beg [...] D
Rex Kramer: Don't be a fool, Striker, you know wha [...] D
[as the plane prepares to take off] Hanging Lady: [...] D
Striped controller: Bad news. The fog's getting th [...] D
Rumack: The life of everyone on board depends upon [...] D
Randy: Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude: [...] D
Rex Kramer: Later we'll run down the landing proce [...] D
Steve McCroskey: [to Mrs. Oveur] Now your husband [...] D
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be [...] D
Steve McCroskey: [seeing airplane from tower] It's [...] D
Rex Kramer: [talking on the phone to the airport c [...] D
Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of [...] D
Nun: [singing] R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it mea [...] D
Steve McCroskey: Gunderson, check the Radar Range. [...] D
Air Controller Macias: Captain, maybe we ought to [...] D
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared fo [...] D
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? [...] D
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong wee [...] D
Johnny: The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel! D
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in [...] D
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about glad [...] D
[an epidemic of food poisoning is sweeping the pla [...] D
Elaine Dickinson: Would you gentlemen care to orde [...] D
Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the [...] D
Mrs. Hammen: Jim never has a second cup of coffee [...] D
Newspaper Headline: Boy trapped in refrigerator ea [...] D
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abd [...] D
Steve McCroskey: I need the best man on this. Some [...] D
Airport Steward: Smoking or non-smoking? Ted Stri [...] D
[repeated lines] Steve McCroskey: Johnny, how 'bo [...] D
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong wee [...] D
Rex Kramer: Do you know what it's like to fall in [...] D
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to [...] D
Jack: What's going on? We have a right to know the [...] D
First Jive Dude: Shiiit, man. That honky mofo mess [...] D
Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the [...] D
Gunderson: He's all over the place! Nine hundred f [...] D
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron s [...] D
[last lines] Man in Taxi: Well, I'll give him ano [...] D
Rex Kramer: [points out the window] There he is. S [...] D
Rumack: Well, I don't have anything to say, you've [...] D
Controller: I know but this guy has no flying expe [...] D
Hanging Lady: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely [...] D
Johnny: Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twist [...] D
Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're ru [...] D
Ted Striker: Elaine, just hear me out. I know thin [...] D
Johnny: [to Mrs. Oveur] Where did you get that dre [...] D
Rex Kramer: Steve, I want every light you can get [...] D