Kung Fu Panda

Titolo originale: Kung Fu Panda
Regia: Mark Osborne | John Stevenson |
Anno: 2008
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Animazione Famiglia Commedia Azione Avventura
Tag: martial arts | kung fu | strong woman | china | tiger | bravery | restaurant | villain | shop | panda | sensei | anthropomorphism | fighting | master | destiny | crane | aftercreditsstinger | wuxia | monkey warrior | philosophical | viper | inspirational | lighthearted |
Cast: Jack Black | Angelina Jolie | Dustin Hoffman | Ian McShane | Jackie Chan | Lucy Liu | Seth Rogen | David Cross | Randall Duk Kim | James Hong | Dan Fogler | Michael Clarke Duncan | Wayne Knight | Kyle Gass | JR Reed | Laura Kightlinger | Tanya Haden | Stephen Kearin | Mark Osborne | John Stevenson | Jeremy Shipp | Melissa Cobb | Kent Osborne | Emily Burns | Stephanie Harvey | Riley Osborne |

Po è un giovane panda il cui padre (un'oca cignoode) gestisce un piccolo ristorante la cui specialità sono i noodles cucinati secondo una ricetta segreta. Po fa il cameriere ma intanto sogna di poter essere un eroe del kung fu. Finché un giorno, in seguito a una predizione che lo vedrebbe come l'eletto Guerriero Dragone, viene associato alla scuola del Maestro Shifu. Ha così modo di incontrare i suoi idoli. Sono i Cinque cicloni: Tigre, Gru, Mantide, Vipera e Scimmia i quali non sono particolarmente felici di vederlo nelle vicinanze. Le speranze di farne un vero guerriero si affievoliscono progressivamente e il giorno in cui Tai Lung, il vendicativo e fortissimo leopardo delle nevi, si libera dalla prigionia e parte alla ricerca di Shifu e del Guerriero le cose sembrano mettersi male. I Cinque sono pronti a sacrificarsi ma Po riserverà loro delle sorprese.

Frasi

Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he [...] D
Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. Tigre [...] D
Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. [disables Monkey [...] D
Monkey: [after the Furious Five bowed to Po in his [...] D
Tai Lung: [attacking Shifu] What I ever did, I did [...] D
Commander Vachir: Hey, tough guy! Did you hear? Oo [...] D
Oogway: Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a myster [...] D
Po: Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make [...] D
Po: The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than y [...] D
Po: I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung [...] D
Po: Do you really think I'm ready? Shifu: You are [...] D
Shifu: You are not the Dragon Warrior! You will ne [...] D
Po: [standing before a training dummy] Hey, what y [...] D
Po: [serving a noodle bowl to a customer into whic [...] D
Tai Lung: [growls] I rotted in jail for 20 years b [...] D
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attra [...] D
Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold! Po: Oh, you know [...] D
Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with t [...] D
Shifu: [intercepting Po, who is fleeing the temple [...] D
[after hiking up into the mountains, Shifu and Po [...] D
Tai Lung: [as Po scrambles up a wall after the Dra [...] D
Po: [looking around at the historical artifacts in [...] D
[Po slurps up noodles, one ends up draped on his n [...] D
Oogway: There are no accidents. D
Tigress: You don't belong here. Po: Right, I know [...] D
[Po gazes upon the Dragon Scroll and screams...] [...] D
[watching Po get massacred by the training hall's [...] D
Oogway: My friend, the panda will never fulfill hi [...] D
Crane: Look, you don't belong here. Po: Yeah. Yea [...] D
Po: [checking to make sure Shifu is okay after his [...] D
Oogway: [walking towards Po] Ah! I see that you ha [...] D
Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen any [...] D
Tai Lung: Where's the Dragon Warrior? Tigress: Ho [...] D
Po: No! The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; [...] D
Tigress: Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never lo [...] D
Shifu: [after watching Po getting beat up by the o [...] D
Po: Skadoosh! D
Po: Maybe I should just quit and go back to making [...] D
Po: Yeah, ha-ha-ha! D
[after completing his training] Shifu: You have d [...] D
Po: [after being hit in the crotch] Oh! My tenders [...] D
Tai Lung: [to Zeng] I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was [...] D
Oogway: My time has come. [hands his staff to Shi [...] D
Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can su [...] D
Shifu: Well done, students... *if* you were trying [...] D
Shifu: Master! I have... it's very bad news! Oogw [...] D
Shifu: [sitting down to eat] After you, Panda. Po [...] D
Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you c [...] D
Viper: [as they're fighting Tai Lung on a rope bri [...] D
Po: But dad, didn't you ever, I don't know, want t [...] D
Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through o [...] D
Po: [dazed] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. So [...] D
Po: [after a long battle against Master Shifu, he [...] D
Mr. Ping: That's my boy! That beautiful kung-fu wa [...] D
[Tai-Lung's nerve strikes are only tickling Po] P [...] D
Po: He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies wo [...] D
Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would [...] D
Zeng: Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu! Comman [...] D
[last lines] Po: You wanna get something to eat? [...] D
Viper: Are you ready? Po: I was born read... [Vi [...] D
Shifu: Let us begin. Po: What? Well, uh, I don't [...] D
Oogway: There are no accidents. Shifu: [sighs] Ye [...] D
Tigress: [seeing Po bounce down the palace steps] [...] D
[after his defeat by Tai Lung, Master Monkey hits [...] D
Mr. Ping: Noodles? You were really dreaming about [...] D
Po: Hey, guys... Tigress: [bowing low before Po] [...] D
Shifu: When you focus on kung fu, when you concent [...] D
Po: They're five MASTERS! I'm just one me! Shifu: [...] D
[first lines] Po: Legend tells of a legendary war [...] D
Po: [breathing heavily] I know you're trying to be [...] D
[Tai Lung, after evading all the prison's deathtra [...] D
Tai Lung: Who are you? Po: Buddy, I... am the Dra [...] D
Tai Lung: I have come home, master. Shifu: This i [...] D
Gang Boss: I see you like to chew. Maybe you shoul [...] D
Mr. Ping: The secret ingredient is... nothing! Po [...] D
Tai Lung: [exhausted after fighting Po] You... can [...] D
Zeng: [watching Tai-Lung break out of his prison r [...] D
Tai Lung: Finally... oh, yes... at last, the power [...] D