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Alex: Who wants a piece of the grey bush?	D
Alex: Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and [...]	D
Jeff: You're the reason Alex has been tired all we [...]	D
Jeff: My roommates said they were gonna get me rim [...]	D
Jeff: Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!	D
Kane: [in reference to Alex] He gives me a reason [...]	D
Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow? Alex: Hey Speed R [...]	D
Alex: You know, I think I forgot something. Barry [...]	D
Grace: I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob. Jef [...]	D
J.P.: Are you afraid of it? Kane: No I just don't [...]	D
Jeff: Hi I'm Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not g [...]	D
Alex: Ever hear of a dog? Dante: Anybody can get [...]	D
Jeff: Hey, Alex. Can we go back to your grandma's [...]	D
Mr. Cheezle: I had a dream last night. I dreamt I [...]	D
DDR Machine: [Jeff has just won a DDR Challenge] A [...]	D
Dr. Shakalu: [Samantha drinks two shots] Someone a [...]	D
J.P.: How do you two know each other? Samantha: I [...]	D
Grandma Lilly: Oh listen, your father tells me tha [...]	D
Alex: [Masturbating to a Tomb Raider barbie doll] [...]	D
Dante: That's right monkey, play my head.	D
Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe [...]	D
Shiloh: You guys think you're so fucking cool, it [...]	D
Mr. Cheezle: Very Miyamoto.	D
Jeff: Oh my gosh! Dildo lunch?	D
Jeff: That was a good idea. Kane: No it wasn't. I [...]	D
Dante: It's cool that I brought some friends from [...]	D
Alex: Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shoppin [...]	D
Bea: [singing] At the drive-in, in the old man's F [...]	D
Jeff: Who wants to hear about my STD from the sile [...]	D
Jeff: Fruit cup, nice. Way to go mom.	D
Jeff: I can't believe you came on my mom!	D
Alex: [hangs up the phone] Dude... you have to giv [...]	D
Jeff: Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to [...]	D
Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. Bu [...]	D
Alex: Dude, your bed is a car... Jeff: Yeah, but [...]	D
Alex: [screaming in pain after taking hot tray out [...]	D
Jeff: Does someone have a light? I found this weed [...]	D
Dante: I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the [...]	D
Grace: [as Bea and Lilly are transfixed by the Foo [...]	D
Alex: And to you, Doctor... clk clk cluk clak! Dr [...]	D
Alex: [Sees her pill collection] That's quite a bu [...]	D
Jeff: [imitating J.P] My name is J.P. I am a robot [...]	D
J.P.: How do you two know each other? Samantha: I [...]	D
Yuri: This is bullshit. It's like Cypress Hill con [...]	D
Alex: Anyway, I was wondering if maybe I could cra [...]	D
Bea: [watching cooking shows] I want to eat the TV [...]	D
J.P.: [in robot voice] Please sit on my face [rob [...]	D
Jeff: Eat that frog dick Timmy!	D
J.P.: All I've ever cared about was video games an [...]	D
Alex: Where is your monkey? Dante: He's upstairs [...]	D
Jeff: [looks down] I should have worn a condom.	D
Samantha: What's in here? J.P.: It's just the kid [...]	D
Alex: So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televi [...]	D
Milk Maid: Baby want some milk? Barry: Baby loves [...]	D
Josh: I love them so much... Alex: You love who? [...]	D
Jeff: Come in. Hurry up. Alex: Are you sure this [...]	D
Barry: Hey Dante- My girlfriend and I caught you o [...]	D
Josh: Eat it whore.	D
J.P.: [Robot Voice to Alex walking away] I hate yo [...]	D
Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. Bu [...]	D
Grandma Lilly: I hate violence, but drugs ARE bad.	D
Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello? Jeff: [...]	D
Dante: Wow... where do you get your weed? Mr. Che [...]	D
Bea: Spaceshuttle!	D
Jeff: This chick's pussy smelled like the great de [...]	D
Samantha: Do you always sleep here, Alex? Alex: N [...]	D
Grace: Oh, you can stay as long as you like and lo [...]	D
Jeff: Crap that's Alex's intercom. [answers Alex' [...]	D
J.P.: Back to work, testers!	D
Alex: Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've [...]	D
Alex: My grandma drank all my pot. Jeff: That's a [...]	D
Dante: Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise [...]	D
Grace: So how much time do we have? Jeff: At leas [...]	D
Jeff: So Barry sucked on his first boobie last nig [...]	D
Jeff: What's up, shitlips. Alex: Hey, I need a hu [...]	D
Jeff: Nice karma, Guyblow.	D
Grandma Lilly: Grace you remember my grandson Alex [...]	D
[first lines] Josh: [playing video game] Fuck! St [...]	D
J.P.: [In robot voice] I am a geeenius!	D
Grandma Lilly: [ghostly voice] Ohhh... I died on t [...]	D
Dante: Does anyone want to try this weed? It's cal [...]	D
Alex: You remember Lara? Jeff: Yes I do, and she [...]	D
Grandma Lilly: [after drinking pot tea] I can hear [...]	D
Alex: [Alex is playing Frog Bog against Timmy] I t [...]	D
Alex: Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here.	D
Samantha: Whoa, Alex, what happened? Alex: There [...]	D
Alex: Uh - Hey, no. No. Stop, please. This. This i [...]	D
Alex: Marathon? Fuck me!	D
Yuri: Alex, you forgot smoking lamp. [throws bong [...]	D
Alex: Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die on the bed, did s [...]	D
Samantha: Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through [...]	D
Dante: That is pure fucking insanity. Alex: Yeah, [...]	D
Grandma Lilly: Once you got to high school, you ju [...]	D
Alex: Don't judge me Monkey.	D
[Alex sees that his bong has become a flower vase] [...]	D
Jeff: Grace... I have something to confess. Grace [...]	D
Alex: [as Alex turns around and Jeff's mom screams [...]	D
Bea: I'm an antique! Grace: Yes you are.	D
Jeff: [stuffing food in his mouth] I'm the cookie [...]	D
Bobby, Co-Worker #1: Challenge. Jeff: Not now Bob [...]	D
Jeff: [Referring to J.P. as he walks in the confer [...]	D
Alex: Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your c [...]	D
Dante: [Phone rings] What is that ringing? [Phone [...]	D
Dante: Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That [...]	D
Dante: [while stoned] Drive, monkey, drive!	D
Grandma Lilly: Take that, you dirty dopers.	D
J.P.: Adios, turd nuggets.	D

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