Galaxy Quest

Titolo originale: Galaxy Quest
Regia: Dean Parisot |
Anno: 1999
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Fantascienza Avventura
Tag: spacecraft | teleportation | space battle | time travel | parody | spoof | fans | fan convention | mischievous | actor | playful | tv show | humanoid alien | galaxy quest | suspenseful | hilarious | cheerful | exhilarated |
Cast: Tim Allen | Sigourney Weaver | Alan Rickman | Tony Shalhoub | Sam Rockwell | Daryl Mitchell | Enrico Colantoni | Robin Sachs | Jed Rees | Justin Long | Missi Pyle | Patrick Breen | Jeremy Howard | Sam Lloyd | Rainn Wilson | J.P. Manoux | Dian Bachar | Heidi Swedberg | Kevin McDonald | Kaitlin Cullum | Jonathan Feyer | Corbin Bleu | Isaac C. Singleton, Jr. | Joel McKinnon Miller | Todd Giebenhain | Jerry Penacoli | Jennifer Manley | Matt Winston | Morgan Rusler |

Il cast principale del telefilm fantascientifico anni Settanta/Ottanta "Galaxy Quest" non recita più, ormai, e continua a guadagnarsi da vivere partecipando ad inaugurazioni varie ed eventuali convention.Tutto cambia quando degli strambi alieni giungono sulla Terra e li rapiscono, convinti che siano effettivamente degli eroi spaziali in grado di salvarli in una guerra fra galassie che li sta decimando.

Frasi

Gwen DeMarco: Jason, we are actors, not astronauts [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: [Indicated Jason] Need I remin [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Okay Gwen, put me back on with him. [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Give me any kind of signal. Tommy [...] D
Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever WATCH the show? D
Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get yo [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Chompers? Well, screw *that*! D
Jason Nesmith: Saris is the bad guy, right? Lalia [...] D
[after blowing two of Sarris' men out the airlock] [...] D
[after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy] Jason [...] D
Jason Nesmith: She's not a fan! This is a... this [...] D
Jason Nesmith: All right, let's settle down. If we [...] D
[Quellek has been shot, and is dying. Alexander ru [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going? Sir Alex [...] D
[last lines] Announcer: And now, back again after [...] D
Fred Kwan: Hey guys, I just wanted you to know tha [...] D
Jason Nesmith: I'm not the commander! Sarris: Wha [...] D
[the crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien p [...] D
Teen in the Bathroom #1: What a freak show, man. T [...] D
Sarris: Release them... Into space. D
Gwen DeMarco: [On the phone, discussing Jason's me [...] D
Brandon Wheeger: I just wanted to tell you that I [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender. D
Teb: Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr [...] D
[Klaxon sounding] Gwen DeMarco: I remember that s [...] D
Fred Kwan: Sorry, the door was a little sticky. Di [...] D
Jason Nesmith: [to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sa [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Here we go. Jason Nesmith: Which wa [...] D
[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an acto [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Maybe I should get some pants on. C [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Okey Dokey. You know, guys, I had a [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: No, the Commander and I never had a. [...] D
[Fred and Larali start to passionately kiss] Guy [...] D
Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I' [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Hi! What's up with her, doesn't she [...] D
[Reading a tactical display] Guy Fleegman: Hey gu [...] D
Jason Nesmith: [to Sarris about the Omega 13] You [...] D
[On Jason] Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey, Okey dokey. Lets fire b [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Hey, where's my limo? D
Lahnk: Sir, I am Lahnk, senior requisition officer [...] D
Jason Nesmith: This is like... corn fed Iowa beef! D
[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disast [...] D
[the rock monster chases Nesmith] Alexander Dane: [...] D
[Introducing Guy at the convention] Announcer: It [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Ducts? Why is it always ducts? D
Sir Alexander Dane: You broke the ship. You broke [...] D
Brandon's Mom: Where are you going with all those [...] D
Guy Fleegman: HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien [...] D
Voice of Computer: Enemy is matching velocity. Gw [...] D
[after fake fighting] Jason Nesmith: You used to [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: [Guy is grinning at Alex] What [...] D
Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there. Sir Alexand [...] D
Teen in the Bathroom #1: Oh! Come on, come on. The [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: Where's the happy ending, Jaso [...] D
Jason Nesmith: As long as there is injustice, when [...] D
Quellek: [to Dane] You're alive! Thank Ipthar! D
Jason Nesmith: Alright, Tommy, take us into the bl [...] D
Fred Kwan: Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some b [...] D
Sarris: [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram [...] D
Fred Kwan: Wow, the floors are so clean. D
Guy Fleegman: I don't like this. I don't like this [...] D
Jason Nesmith: I'm going to rest my eyes for a mom [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DI [...] D
Tommy Webber: You were holding it upside down Sir [...] D
[Jason and Gwen reach a catwalk without guard rail [...] D
Fred Kwan: That was a helluva thing. D
Sarris: How adorable. The actors are going to play [...] D
Sarris: Prepare a tear harness - for the female. D
[first lines] Laredo: Exiting the time knot now, [...] D
Quellek: By Grabthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus... Sir [...] D
Fred Kwan: [Trying to work the matter-transmitter] [...] D
Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replaceme [...] D
Quellek: I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar s [...] D
[They're flying through a mine field in an attempt [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Am I too late for Alexander's panic [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners? Fre [...] D
Tommy Webber: You know, with all that makeup and s [...] D
Jason Nesmith: I don't know. Sarris: A booby trap [...] D
Jason Nesmith: You guys came. Who wants the grand [...] D
[On traveling through space in a pod] Fred Kwan: [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to f [...] D
Mathesar: We were hoping you could come with us. O [...] D
Tommy Webber: Set a course for home, Commander? J [...] D
Teb: [after Alexander and Quellek open the door to [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Sorry, broke the illusion D
Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I' [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the s [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: [after Jason leaves for the ship] Wa [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Crewman Madison, the mist of this s [...] D
[Trying to explain TV to the Thermians] Gwen DeMa [...] D
[On the Thermians' worship of the egotistical Jaso [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: [Looking out of the shuttle-cr [...] D
Mathesar: Deception. Lies. We have become aware of [...] D
[Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers] Gwen DeMa [...] D
Jason Nesmith: You know, you're starting to act a [...] D
Mathesar: We have enjoyed preparing many of your e [...] D
[Introducing Alex at the convention] Announcer: G [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: You don't hold the turbo down, [...] D
[Jason is impressed by the Thermian ship's bridge] [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: Where's the happy ending, Jaso [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: [after going through the chompers] W [...] D
Jason Nesmith: You know, what I could really use h [...] D
Jason Nesmith: There is no "quantum flux". There's [...] D
Jason Nesmith: Remember yesterday at the conventio [...] D
Fred Kwan: It's the simple things in life you trea [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: Does the rolling *help*? Jason Nesm [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: [In disgust] By Grabthar's ham [...] D
Sir Alexander Dane: I played Richard III. Fred Kw [...] D
Gwen DeMarco: [backstage at the convention] I mean [...] D
Jason Nesmith: I got to fight this guy named Sarri [...] D
[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an acto [...] D