Heartbreakers - Vizio di famiglia

Titolo originale: Heartbreakers
Regia: David Mirkin |
Anno: 2001
Origine: United States of America | United Kingdom |
Generi: Commedia Romance Crime
Tag: cons and scams |
Cast: Sigourney Weaver | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Jason Lee | Gene Hackman | Ray Liotta | Anne Bancroft | Stacey Travis | Jeffrey Jones | Nora Dunn | Sarah Silverman | Zach Galifianakis | Michael Hitchcock | Carrie Fisher | Kevin Nealon | Denalda Williams | Bernadette Birkett | Scott Wordham | Ricky Jay | Julio Oscar Mechoso | Pierre Gonneau | Shawn Colvin | T.J. Thyne | Patricia Belcher | Monnae Michaell |

Max e Page, madre e figlia, sono un'associazione a delinquere: Max seduce gli uomini e si fa sposare, poi entra in gioco Page, che li seduce a sua volta, mettendo così Max in condizione di poter chiedere il divorzio con sostanziosi alimenti. Il trucco riesce sempre e con tutti, ma un'agente delle tasse rovina i loro piani...

Frasi

Woman: I'm sorry, sir, but smoking is not permitte [...] D
Page Conners: [to Jack throughout the movie] I got [...] D
Dean: Marry me... again. D
Page Conners: Why can't we pick someone kinda cute [...] D
Page Conners: [to Jack] Since you can't seem to re [...] D
Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is d [...] D
Page Conners: [to Jack] Listen, mouth-breather, I' [...] D
Bill: Well, Jack, looks like she got a free drink [...] D
Ulga: God is everywhere. William B. Tensy: Yes, h [...] D
Page Conners: Look, just give it to me, or would y [...] D
Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light. [...] D
Max Conners: I don't understand, Philip. We deposi [...] D
Max Conners: Wait by the phone. Timing on this is [...] D
Page Conners: Excuse me, may I grab your nuts? Mmm [...] D
William B. Tensy: I ache for you, my pumpkin. Let' [...] D
Jack Withrowe: Look, I'm willing to explore the wh [...] D
Max Conners: Forget it. You're not gonna kill your [...] D
Jack Withrowe: Isn't that the shoe you wanted to j [...] D
Dean: You gold-diggin' whore, you're already worki [...] D
[last lines] Vinny Staggliano: I never realized I [...] D
Jack Withrowe: My car doesn't drive so well with a [...] D
Max Conners: [considering Tensy as their next mark [...] D
Max Conners: We have a bitch alert! D
William B. Tensy: [advancing upon Olga] My love, t [...] D
William B. Tensy: I love a woman who eats raw meat [...] D
Max Conners: I'm sorry, Page. I'm a terrible mothe [...] D
Dean: What the Hell's taking so long? Max Conners [...] D
Ulga: So much loudness. Can we not go somewhere I [...] D
Jack Withrowe: You *are* good. You may not know it [...] D
Wendy: Is it hard? Dean: [nervously looks at his [...] D
[first lines] Priest at First Wedding: Do you, An [...] D
Max Conners: Here's the last of our cash: 1,150... [...] D
Dean: Do you have any idea how much therapy you pe [...] D
Jack Withrowe: [excusing Page's volatile behavior] [...] D
Jack's Mother: Uh, what it is you do, Mr. Stagglia [...] D
Dean: Angela, I've changed. I've totally changed. [...] D
Max Conners: I'll protect her. Dean: From what? F [...] D
Max Conners: Mothers are death. Page Conners: Can [...] D
Dean: Honey! Honey! This isn't what it looks like. [...] D
Linda: [watching Page manhandle a cigarette machin [...] D
Max Conners: You will respect your mother and do t [...] D
Jack Withrowe: Hi. Can I get you a drink? Page Co [...] D
William B. Tensy: [slipping the arresting officer [...] D
Page Conners: Why can't we pick someone who's even [...] D
Max Conners: How do I look? Page Conners: If I we [...] D
Jack Withrowe: Tell me to my face you don't love m [...] D
Page Conners: You spy on people humping in boats? [...] D
William B. Tensy: [regarding the cigarette lighter [...] D
Max Conners: [catching Dean with another woman bef [...] D
Page Conners: There's no love. It's the trick of t [...] D
Page Conners: [bursting into Jack's bar] I want my [...] D
Page Conners: For once, she's telling the truth! [...] D
Dean: No more conning! No more! If you're gonna be [...] D
Max Conners: I've assumed my husband always filed [...] D
Max Conners: I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt! [...] D
William B. Tensy: There is nothing sexier than smo [...] D
Page Conners: I'd have to kiss that? Max Conners: [...] D
Max Conners: How do I look? Page Conners: If I we [...] D
William B. Tensy: [greeting Page-as-Wendy at her i [...] D
Dean: Shut up, junior slut! Get over there! Ya kno [...] D
Ulga: [upon seeing Tensy in his undershirt and sho [...] D
Dean: [on a fishing boat] Look at all the fish! [ [...] D
Max Conners: You're not ready to con a guy without [...] D
Page Conners: [on a deserted beach at night] You'r [...] D
Jack Withrowe: [on the phone] Why won't you talk t [...] D
Max Conners: Turning down a wedding gift is bad lu [...] D
Page Conners: One penis coming up, Mom! D
William B. Tensy: [showing the statue to "Ulga"] C [...] D
Max Conners: Maybe you'd like a spanking? Page Co [...] D
William B. Tensy: Smoking is part of the fun of be [...] D
Ulga: [seeing a fancy cigarette lighter] Ah, a... [...] D