Una strega chiamata Elvira

Titolo originale: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Regia: James Signorelli
Anno: 1988
Origine: United States of America
Generi: Commedia Fantasy Horror
Tag: sexual harassment | inheritance | las vegas | warlock | hostess | beneficiary | magic spell | conservative society |
Cast: Cassandra Peterson William Morgan Sheppard Daniel Greene Edie McClurg Susan Kellermann Jeff Conaway Ellen Dunning Ira Heiden Scott Morris Tress MacNeille Frank Collison Kris Kamm Lee McLaughlin Kurt Fuller Larry Jenkins Damita Jo Freeman Bill Cable Hugh Gillin John Paragon Alex Magno Pat Crawford Brown William Duell Lynne Marie Stewart Jack Fletcher Robert Benedetti Joey Arias Deron McBee Dick Miller Raleigh Bond Phil Rubenstein Edwina Moore Mario Celario Bill Swearingen Charles Woolf Bill Dance William Cort Sharon Hays Bill Morey Kate Brown Eve Smith Tony Burrer Alan Dewames Tim Hill James Hogan Sebastian Russell Read Scot James Zyzack Sterling Peter Blanco Jr. Gabriel Colbert Michael A. Jackson Derek Givens Mark David Fritsche Heather Holty Newton Terry Ray

Alla morte della zia Morgana, Elvira eredita una vecchia casa in provincia all'interno della quale si trova un libro di ricette dai poteri magici. Lei non ne sa nulla, non sa neppure di essere figlia di una strega, ma lo zio Vincent è al corrente di tutto e cerca in ogni modo di entrare in possesso del libro.

Frasi

Elvira: Whoa. Must have taken too much antacid i [...]	D
Vincent Talbot: He who holds the book of sight, [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: [about Elvira] Well, if she's m [...]	D
Elvira: And if they ever ask about me, tell them [...]	D
Elvira: [ringing the motel bell] I hate to inter [...]	D
Cop: Do you know you were doing fifty in a twent [...]	D
Manny: [to Elvira] If you don't cough up the mon [...]	D
Earl Hooter: Sounds like your looking to get you [...]	D
Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior [...]	D
Bob Redding: Well, at least you still have the r [...]	D
Mrs. Morissey: Oh Mister Talbot, your sister was [...]	D
Bob Redding: You know what your problem is? Chas [...]	D
Lesley Meeker: We do have a room. Remember the t [...]	D
Elvira: [to Bob] My name's Elvira, but you can c [...]	D
Patty: [about Elvira] Trash does not compete wit [...]	D
Elvira: I'd bend over backwards. I'd bend over f [...]	D
Vincent Talbot: It so happens, that there is a l [...]	D
Patty: [about Elvira's mess] Seems to me it's al [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: Boy am I a horn dog. Is this fa [...]	D
Elvira: Listen, is there a motel or something ar [...]	D
Elvira: I have seen the People's Court. I'm enti [...]	D
Elvira: I've never been so humiliated in my life [...]	D
Bob Redding: I run the movie house. Elvira: Oh, [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: Please, I don't think we need t [...]	D
Billy: I am so sure. They're gonna kill Spider-M [...]	D
Elvira: I didn't know I had a good aunt, let alo [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: You all saw it! He attacked me [...]	D
Elvira: It'll be a guaranteed standing ovulation [...]	D
Bob Redding: [on Elvira's home-cooked casserole] [...]	D
Bob Redding: How's your head? Elvira: I haven't [...]	D
Anchorwoman: [Elvira bumps into her] Is there an [...]	D
Earl Hooter: The name's Earl, but the ladies bac [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: Excuse me, is this face taken? [...]	D
Elvira: Robin, what's there to do for fun around [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: I don't know who you are, or wh [...]	D
Vincent Talbot: [to Elvira] You think you're pre [...]	D
Elvira: Bloody Mary. Bartender: No hard liquor [...]	D
[Elvira is late for the reading of her aunt's wi [...]	D
Chastity Pariah: [seeing Elvira arriving] Well, [...]	D
Sheriff: [offering a cigarette] Do you smoke? E [...]	D
Vincent Talbot: As you may have surmised my sist [...]	D
Bob Redding: Patty... you're not a very nice per [...]	D
Bob Redding: The local council is horrified if s [...]	D
Elvira: [to the town's teenagers] Just grab a to [...]	D
Elvira: And don't forget, tomorrow we're showing [...]	D
Bob Redding: [after using kerosene to wash off t [...]	D