Una strega chiamata Elvira

Titolo originale: Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Regia: James Signorelli |
Anno: 1988
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Fantasy Horror
Tag: sexual harassment | inheritance | las vegas | warlock | hostess | beneficiary | magic spell | sexy woman | cheerful | conservative society |
Cast: Cassandra Peterson | William Morgan Sheppard | Daniel Greene | Edie McClurg | Susan Kellermann | Jeff Conaway | Ellen Dunning | Ira Heiden | Scott Morris | Tress MacNeille | Frank Collison | Kris Kamm | Lee McLaughlin | Kurt Fuller | Larry Jenkins | Damita Jo Freeman | Bill Cable | Hugh Gillin | John Paragon | Alex Magno | Pat Crawford Brown | William Duell | Lynne Marie Stewart | Jack Fletcher | Robert Benedetti | Joey Arias | Deron McBee | Dick Miller | Raleigh Bond | Phil Rubenstein | Edwina Moore | Mario Celario | Bill Swearingen | Charles Woolf | Bill Dance | William Cort | Sharon Hays | Bill Morey | Kate Brown | Eve Smith | Tony Burrer | Alan Dewames | Tim Hill | James Hogan | Sebastian Russell | Read Scot | James Zyzack Sterling | Peter Blanco Jr. | Gabriel Colbert | Michael A. Jackson | Derek Givens | Mark David Fritsche | Heather Holty Newton | Terry Ray |

Alla morte della zia Morgana, Elvira eredita una vecchia casa in provincia all'interno della quale si trova un libro di ricette dai poteri magici. Lei non ne sa nulla, non sa neppure di essere figlia di una strega, ma lo zio Vincent è al corrente di tutto e cerca in ogni modo di entrare in possesso del libro.

Frasi

Elvira: Whoa. Must have taken too much antacid in [...] D
Vincent Talbot: He who holds the book of sight, wh [...] D
Chastity Pariah: [about Elvira] Well, if she's mor [...] D
Elvira: And if they ever ask about me, tell them I [...] D
Elvira: [ringing the motel bell] I hate to interru [...] D
Cop: Do you know you were doing fifty in a twenty [...] D
Manny: [to Elvira] If you don't cough up the money [...] D
Vincent Talbot: I must apologize for my behavior i [...] D
Earl Hooter: Sounds like your looking to get yours [...] D
Bob Redding: Well, at least you still have the rin [...] D
Mrs. Morissey: Oh Mister Talbot, your sister was l [...] D
Bob Redding: You know what your problem is? Chasti [...] D
Lesley Meeker: We do have a room. Remember the tru [...] D
Elvira: [to Bob] My name's Elvira, but you can cal [...] D
Patty: [about Elvira] Trash does not compete with [...] D
Elvira: I'd bend over backwards. I'd bend over for [...] D
Vincent Talbot: It so happens, that there is a law [...] D
Patty: [about Elvira's mess] Seems to me it's all [...] D
Chastity Pariah: Boy am I a horn dog. Is this face [...] D
Elvira: Listen, is there a motel or something arou [...] D
Elvira: I have seen the People's Court. I'm entitl [...] D
Elvira: I've never been so humiliated in my life! [...] D
Bob Redding: I run the movie house. Elvira: Oh, r [...] D
Chastity Pariah: Please, I don't think we need to [...] D
Billy: I am so sure. They're gonna kill Spider-Man [...] D
Elvira: I didn't know I had a good aunt, let alone [...] D
Chastity Pariah: You all saw it! He attacked me in [...] D
Elvira: It'll be a guaranteed standing ovulation! D
Bob Redding: [on Elvira's home-cooked casserole] N [...] D
Bob Redding: How's your head? Elvira: I haven't h [...] D
Anchorwoman: [Elvira bumps into her] Is there anyt [...] D
Earl Hooter: The name's Earl, but the ladies back [...] D
Chastity Pariah: Excuse me, is this face taken? D
Elvira: Robin, what's there to do for fun around h [...] D
Chastity Pariah: I don't know who you are, or wher [...] D
Vincent Talbot: [to Elvira] You think you're prett [...] D
Elvira: Bloody Mary. Bartender: No hard liquor se [...] D
[Elvira is late for the reading of her aunt's will [...] D
Chastity Pariah: [seeing Elvira arriving] Well, I [...] D
Sheriff: [offering a cigarette] Do you smoke? Elv [...] D
Vincent Talbot: As you may have surmised my sister [...] D
Bob Redding: Patty... you're not a very nice perso [...] D
Bob Redding: The local council is horrified if som [...] D
Elvira: [to the town's teenagers] Just grab a tool [...] D
Elvira: And don't forget, tomorrow we're showing t [...] D
Bob Redding: [after using kerosene to wash off tar [...] D