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Brian di Nazareth

Titolo originale: Life of Brian
Regia: Terry Jones |
Anno: 1979
Origine: United Kingdom |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: roman empire | jewry | three kings | crucifixion | bethlehem | independence movement | satire | parody | religion | sermon on the mount | anarchic comedy | mother son relationship | hilarious | religious satire |
Cast: Graham Chapman | John Cleese | Terry Gilliam | Eric Idle | Terry Jones | Michael Palin | Terence Bayler | Carol Cleveland | Kenneth Colley | Neil Innes | Charles McKeown | John Young | Gwen Taylor | Sue Jones-Davies | Peter Brett | John Case | Chris Langham | Andrew MacLachlan | Bernard McKenna | Spike Milligan | George Harrison | Charles Knode |

Brian nasce contemporaneamente al Messia, in una capanna vicina e viene visitato per sbaglio dai Re Magi. L'equivoco continuerà nella vita adulta, tra confuse manovre di terroristi antiromani rivali tra loro, fino a quando i suoi compagni del Fronte popolare giudaico lo consegano a Pilato per farne un eroico martire: finirà crocefisso, ancora una volta per un equivoco.
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Matthias: Crucifixion's a doddle. Centurion: Don' [...] D
Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth? Brian: You [...] D
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman [...] D
Reg: From now on you shall be called Brian that is [...] D
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Jud [...] D
Mrs. Big Nose: [a crowd is listening to Jesus spea [...] D
The Crowd: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the M [...] D
Brian's mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very [...] D
Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story? [...] D
Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I' [...] D
Ben the Prisoner: They must think you're god lord [...] D
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one [...] D
[Brian is explaining why there's a crowd outside t [...] D
Brian: No, no. Please, please please listen. I've [...] D
Brian: [Brian is in a prison cell with Ben who is [...] D
Brian's mother: [Brian hasn't mentioned it at all] [...] D
Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you wan [...] D
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Fron [...] D
Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards! They've [...] D
Lead Singer Crucifee: [singing] Life's a piece of [...] D
Wise Man #1: We were led by a star. Brian's mothe [...] D
Pontius Pilate: He wanks as high as any in Wome! D
Lead Singer Crucifee: You know, you come from noth [...] D
Reg: One total catastrophe like this is just the b [...] D
Centurion: You are fucking nicked, me old beauty! D
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he [...] D
Reg: What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's t [...] D
Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel [...] D
Ben the Prisoner: Nail them up I say! Nail some se [...] D
Reg: Listen, the only people we hate more than the [...] D
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the chees [...] D
Boring Prophet: There shall in that time be rumors [...] D
Brian's mother: Well, I suppose I should have told [...] D
Brian's mother: Ah, how I hate wearing these beard [...] D
Blood and Thunder Prophet: [screaming] ... and the [...] D
Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan? [...] D
Matthias: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasp [...] D
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum? Brian's mother [...] D
Follower: Excuse me, are you a virgin? Brian's mo [...] D
[Taking the gifts from the Three Wise Men and push [...] D
Parvus: It doesn't matter! You're all going to die [...] D
Biggus Dickus: Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I m [...] D
Beard vendor: No, no, no. Ten? You're supposed to [...] D
Pontius Pilate: [Pilate is going to release a pris [...] D
Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a h [...] D
Brian: You have to be different! The Crowd: Yes, [...] D
Mrs. Big Nose: [trying to hear Jesus' sermon on th [...] D
Brian's mother: What star sign is he? Wise Man #2 [...] D
Brian: You silly sods! D
Stan: Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have [...] D
Ben the Prisoner: Quite the jailer's pet, are we? [...] D
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's F [...] D
Reg: [arriving at Brian's crucifixion] Hello, Sibl [...] D
Mr. Cheeky: [singing] For life is quite absurd, An [...] D
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was [...] D
Matthias: All I did was say to my wife, "That piec [...] D
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, med [...] D
Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him [...] D
[last lines] Lead Singer Crucifee: [as end credit [...] D
Francis: We're gettin' in through the underground [...] D
Matthias: [Answering the summons of the door] My l [...] D
Leper 1: Alms for a leper! Leper 2: Alms for a le [...] D
Centurion: We'll be back, weirdo. Matthias: [quie [...] D
Lead Singer Crucifee: [Dying on the cross] Cheer u [...] D
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen [...] D
Centurion: Quiet! - silly person. D
[first lines] Wise Man #1: Ahem! Brian's mother: [...] D
Nisus Wettus: [a line of prisoners files past a ja [...] D
Brian: Now Hear this ! Blessed are they.. Brian: [...] D
Mr. Big Nose: I'll get you for this, you bastard. [...] D
Brian: What will they do to me? Ben the Prisoner: [...] D
[On the run from Roman soldiers, Brain lands on a [...] D
Brian: I am NOT the Messiah! Arthur: I say you ar [...] D
[under the cover of darkness, Brian sneaks up to a [...] D
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you kn [...] D

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