Miss Detective

Titolo originale: Miss Congeniality
Regia: Donald Petrie |
Anno: 2000
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Crime Azione
Tag: undercover agent | investigation | beauty contest | talent show | fish out of water | terrorism | surveillance | san antonio, texas | beauty standards | beauty queen |
Cast: Sandra Bullock | Benjamin Bratt | Heather Burns | Michael Caine | Ernie Hudson | Candice Bergen | William Shatner | John DiResta | Melissa De Sousa | Steve Monroe | Deirdre Quinn | Wendy Raquel Robinson | Asia De Marcos | Ken Thomas | Gabriel Folse | Leeanne Locken Emberlin | John Cann | Laurie Guzda | Lucien Douglas | Mona Lee Fultz | Konstantin Selivanov | Danny Kamin | Eric Ian Goldberg | Mary Ashleigh Green | Cody Linley | Rupert Reyes | Jessica Holcomb | Jennifer Gareis | Ellen H. Schwartz | Cassandra L. Small | Marco Perella | Cynthia Dorn | Catenya McHenry | Paige Bishop | Pei-San Brown | Kelly Bright | Farah White | Pam Green | Angela Van De Walle | Katy Dunlap | Bernadette Nason | Ellen H. Schwartz | Georgia Foy | Isamari White | Kimberly Crawford | Jamie Drake Stephens | Dyan Conner | Dee Dee Adams | Shana McClendon | Janie Terrazas | Holly Mills | Tarah Bartley | Summyr Miller | Jessica Hale | Deborah Abbott | Camille Chen | Lisa Del Dotto | Dawn McCoy | Nora J. Moore | Mylinda Royer | Nita Rainwater | Hollie Stenson | LaToya Ward | Michelle Yerger | Jennifer Matyear |

Un serial killer annuncia che il suo prossimo bersaglio sarà il Concorso di Miss Stati Uniti. L'FBI decide allora di infiltrare una sua agente sotto copertura tra le concorrenti. La ricerca della candidata con le caratteristiche adatte cade sulla scorbutica Gracie Hart che si presenta come Miss New Jersey di rimpiazzo alla miss eletta, contestata perchè ha girato un film porno.

Frasi

Gracie Hart: You ate pizza, you stole panties! You [...] D
Eric Matthews: Maybe we could have dinner, you kno [...] D
Victor Melling: What, no armored car? Gracie Hart [...] D
Cheryl "Rhode Island": My parents don't like anyth [...] D
Eric Matthews: Don't look at me like I betrayed yo [...] D
Victor Melling: I haven't seen a walk like that si [...] D
Victor Melling: Don't pick your feet up. Why are y [...] D
Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Gard [...] D
Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hai [...] D
Gracie Hart: Good evening, I know the program says [...] D
Karen "New York": I just want to let all the lesbi [...] D
[a dentist is cleaning Grace's teeth, and a barber [...] D
Victor Melling: By the way, what are you planning [...] D
Eric Matthews: Just imagine that she's me and ther [...] D
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous, you want to k [...] D
Miss Hawaii: Oh I know and it's an honor to have m [...] D
Agent Clonsky: McDonald called. He saw Hart's litt [...] D
Eric Matthews: We recently discovered some informa [...] D
[as they get dressed before the ceremony] Miss Ha [...] D
Gracie Hart: Sir, that is one really really purple [...] D
Gracie Hart: His ego is like this big and his equp [...] D
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe yo [...] D
Eric Matthews: Why don't just you shut up? Gracie [...] D
Victor Melling: The interview is the single most i [...] D
Eric Matthews: You took your earpiece out! Vic nee [...] D
Victor Melling: Ten out of eleven years my girls w [...] D
Kathy Morningside: You know, you think you saved s [...] D
Gracie Hart: Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio Wo [...] D
Eric Matthews: Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you [...] D
Cheryl "Rhode Island": Once I stole a pair of red [...] D
Gracie Hart: Oh my gosh, it's the crown! Victor M [...] D
Kathy Morningside: Oh, oh, Victor, you'll take the [...] D
Stan Fields: Prepare for what promises to be a day [...] D
Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing [...] D
Cheryl "Rhode Island": My idea of a perfect date w [...] D
Gracie Hart: [a taxi nearly runs Gracie over] Hey! [...] D
[Gracie pulls earpiece out of her ear] Eric Matth [...] D
[Explaining why she was with a guy the night befor [...] D
Victor Melling: Your hair should make a statement. [...] D
Kathy Morningside: Of course he had a gun. This is [...] D
Gracie Hart: Donut Nazi. D
Victor Melling: I'm sorry, what was the question? [...] D
Victor Melling: If I'd ever had a daughter, I imag [...] D
Kathy Morningside: I would much rather cancel the [...] D
Gracie Hart: Where am I gonna keep my gun? Eric M [...] D
Gracie Hart: Look I know what I'm gonna do. I have [...] D
Frank Tobin: You're a genius. Kathy Morningside: [...] D
[answering her question] Cheryl "Rhode Island": I [...] D
Gracie Hart: Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitat [...] D
[arguing about Gracie's contract on providing a ta [...] D
Eric Matthews: All right, here's your new IDs. For [...] D
Gracie Hart: [to Victor] You know, you're gonna ge [...] D
Victor Melling: In place of friends and relationsh [...] D
Victor Melling: Smilers wear a crown, losers wear [...] D
Kathy Morningside: New Jersey, as you know, there [...] D
Gracie Hart: In Hawaii, don't they use aloha for, [...] D
Victor Melling: This woman has no talent! Eric Ma [...] D
Stan Fields: And we'll be right back with our five [...] D
Eric Matthews: Operation "Thong" has commenced. G [...] D
Eric Matthews: What do you say, Hart? Gracie Hart [...] D
Eric Matthews: You gotta admit, part of you is goi [...] D
Gracie Hart: Ok, with all due respect here, why di [...] D
Victor Melling: [teaching Gracie how to glide] See [...] D
Victor Melling: [during a makeover session] Eyebro [...] D
Grace's father: [from trailer] Honey, are you a le [...] D
Gracie Hart: I would so love to hurt you right now [...] D
Gracie Hart: You know what... [grabs Eric in a he [...] D
Kathy Morningside: Twenty-five years of bitching b [...] D
[after McDonald sees himself in a bikini on the co [...] D
[to models refusing pizza and beer] Gracie Hart: [...] D
Mary Jo Wright, Miss Texas: Will you please go bac [...] D
[after getting a pint of Ben and Jerry's chocolate [...] D
Eric Matthews: Hart, listen to me. I've waited fiv [...] D
Cheryl "Rhode Island": I was like a female Rain Ma [...] D
Gracie Hart: The last time I was this naked in pub [...] D
[last lines] Gracie Hart: I really do want world [...] D
Victor Melling: There are no words. D
Victor Melling: He's with me. Eric Matthews: I'm [...] D
Victor Melling: I knew I'd never get you here, unl [...] D
Eric Matthews: This earpiece lets you hear anybody [...] D
[at the pageant breakfast] Stan Fields: As you kn [...] D
Gracie Hart: My teeth - What are you going to do w [...] D
[repeated line] Karen "New York": Bizzaro! D
[Vic puts some fake boobs in Gracie's suit] Graci [...] D
[after Eric pulls Gracie into the pool] Gracie Ha [...] D