Freshman Orientation

Frasi

Clay: [seeing his dead roommate wheeled away] So w [...]	D
Jessica: Oh, if I didn't love you so much I'd fuck [...]	D
Jessica: My dad says that homosexuality's everywhe [...]	D
Mrs. Paul: You are an 18-year-old former prom quee [...]	D
Clay: [at a frat party populated by plain girls] O [...]	D
Clay: [waking up under the same blanket with Matt] [...]	D
Clay: Should I get my nipple pierced? Matt: Is th [...]	D
Clay: Well, sometimes bein' a bitch is all a man h [...]	D
Clay: Marjorie, why do you look so weird? Marjori [...]	D
Alana: Quit it, Clay! And did I say you could touc [...]	D
Sherman: What you need now are other gay friends, [...]	D
Tazwell: You know, being accused of date rape was. [...]	D
Clay: Look, if we're gonna mate with that species [...]	D
Professor Jackson: Well, Mr. Adams, you just demon [...]	D
Professor Jackson: I've been tenured here for six [...]	D
Tazwell: You know, you're not gonna believe what a [...]	D
Clay: You make me feel like a real man. M-maybe my [...]	D
Janitor: [performing community service] So what di [...]	D
Clay: Are you pissed? Rodney: No, Clay, I'm not p [...]	D
Serena: Now, to solidify your place in Tau history [...]	D
Clay: Dude, any guy that says they don't live for [...]	D
Professor Jackson: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get [...]	D
Clay: I felt your boner against my thigh, man.	D

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