Pallottole cinesi

Titolo originale: Shanghai Noon
Regia: Tom Dey |
Anno: 2000
Origine: United States of America | Hong Kong |
Generi: Avventura Azione Commedia Western
Tag: princess | rescue | martial arts | native american | sioux | travel | chinese | cowboy | duringcreditsstinger | 19th century | action hero | good versus evil |
Cast: Jackie Chan | Owen Wilson | Lucy Liu | Xander Berkeley | Roger Yuan | Yu Rongguang | Walton Goggins | Brandon Merrill | Jason Connery | Adrien Dorval | Stacy Grant | Kate Luyben | Henry O | Simon Baker | A.C. Peterson | Rad Daly | Eliza Norbury | Eric Chen | Cui Ya Hui | Rafael Báez | Russell Badger | Jody Thompson | Kendall Saunders | Christy Greene | Sam Simon | Olivia Cheng | Christopher Hunt | Shayne Wyler | Yuen Biao | Larry Lam |

Nel 1881 la principessa Pei Pei è rapita con l'inganno e si ritrova in un campo minerario del Nevada, schiava di un cinese rinnegato. I rapitori per liberarla chiedono una cassa colma d'oro. Alle tre Guardie Imperiali incaricata di riportare la principessa a casa si aggrega Chon Wang che, aiutato da un rapinatore di treni, la salva dopo avventurose peripezie.

Frasi

[after dropping off the Imperial guardsmen] Jeded [...] D
Chon Wang: I got an idea: why don't I pretend I'm [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: These guns are really weird. D
Roy O'Bannon: Reach for the sky ladies and gentle. [...] D
Chon Wang: Hi, horsey! D
Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady? Cho [...] D
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: Why don't you turn and f [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: [to Chon] If people start looking at [...] D
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: How about that? It's a M [...] D
Princess Pei Pei: Whatever you think I'm going to [...] D
Chon Wang: Never touch my queue. D
[Chon gives Roy a pair of chopsticks to dig with] [...] D
[going to blow up the safe] Roy O'Bannon: Here gi [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a [...] D
Medicine Man: [on Peace Pipe] This is some pretty [...] D
[Roy is watching Chon attempt to saddle his horse. [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Reach for the sky, Baldy! D
Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha! Roy [...] D
Chon Wang: See! I told you so! Roy O'Bannon: No, [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: [adjusting Chon's cowboy hat] There, [...] D
Medicine Man: Don't worry, it could be worse - he [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: So who are you? Chon Wang: I'm an I [...] D
[as Roy and Chon are about to be strung up] Carso [...] D
[in his head, trying to psych himself up before a [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Come on. We're men, we're not pinata [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: The thing about your husband, and th [...] D
Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions! Roy O'Bann [...] D
Wallace: I was just winging it! Roy O'Bannon: Wha [...] D
Chon Wang: He took the gold. Roy O'Bannon: Is tha [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Maybe we should let bygones be bygon [...] D
[Chon Wang pees on a shirt, planning to use it to [...] D
Marshal Nathan Van Cleef: Mighty impressive hardwa [...] D
[Roy, an incredibly bad shot, has just hit Van Cle [...] D
Sioux Chief: Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fight [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: I am invincible... D
Imperial Guard: On the battlefield, a soldier can' [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Holy crap, the vultures are eating m [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: There's more to life than money. I h [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Alright, pay attention because I don [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Come on out, Little Roy. Work your m [...] D
Chon Wang: What happened? Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothin [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: [Looking at the bullet holes in his [...] D
Wallace: [When the safe blows out of the train, Wa [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: You gotta be able to laugh at stuff [...] D
Chon Wang: Let me out! Give me the book back! I ha [...] D
Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead? Ro [...] D
[Reading a reward poster] Roy O'Bannon: The Shang [...] D
Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners. Ro [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Let me put it this way. My horse is [...] D
[about Wallace] Roy O'Bannon: Where did you get t [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: You blew it. Whoo, you blew it, man. [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Just relax. [Chon glowers menacingl [...] D
Chon Wang: This is the West, not the East. The sun [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: [referring to the duel] This is seri [...] D
Imperial Guard: Chon Wang! Roy O'Bannon: That's r [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: A 2000-year-old civilization and tha [...] D
Chon Wang: You killed my uncle! Roy O'Bannon: Bul [...] D
[Watching the three Imperial Guards at sword pract [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: Is that her? She's pretty! Grab her! D
Roy O'Bannon: I *am* like a wild horse. You can't [...] D
Lo Fong: One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews. [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of [...] D
Chon Wang: Fight with honor. You will win. D
Princess Pei Pei: Father, is this my husband-to-be [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw? [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between [...] D
Roy O'Bannon: I don't know karate, but I know kar- [...] D
[they both hide behind pillars, Roy shoots blindly [...] D