Calendar Girls

Titolo originale: Calendar Girls
Regia: Nigel Cole |
Anno: 2003
Origine: United Kingdom |
Generi: Dramma Commedia
Tag: northern england | england | mannequin | based on true story | leukemia | calendar | yorkshire |
Cast: Helen Mirren | Julie Walters | John Alderton | Linda Bassett | Annette Crosbie | Philip Glenister | Ciarán Hinds | Celia Imrie | Geraldine James | Penelope Wilton | George Costigan | Graham Crowden | John Fortune | Georgie Glen | Angela Curran | Rosalind March | John-Paul Macleod | Marc Pickering | John Sharian | Belinda Everett | Harriet Thorpe | Gillian Wright | Ian Embleton | Janet Howd | Lesley Staples | Richard Braine | Maggie McCarthy | Diana Marchment | Celia Henebury | Ted Robbins | Arthur Kelly | Alison Pargeter | Tim Barker | Angus Barnett | Frank Barrie | John Sparkes | Merryn Owen | Richard Ashton | Shameer Seepersand | Elizabeth Bennett | Simon Ludders | Darren Southworth | Sharon Thomas Cain | Christa Ackroyd | Geoffrey Wilkinson | Bob Flag | Mark Hayford | Geoffrey Banks | Wilfred Harrison | Adil Hussain | Waqas Altaf | Paul McLeary | Peter Lorenzelli | Jay Leno | Matt Malloy | Patton Oswalt | Craig Kirkwood | Frank Bello | John Bush | Scott Ian | Ashley Niles | Angela Baker | Beryl Bamforth | Christine Clancy | Ros Fawcett | Lynda Logan | Tricia Stewart | Roy Harrison |

Un gruppo di donne straordinarie, che sta cercando un nuovo modo per raccogliere fondi, decide di prendere il calendario del Women's Institute, e di trasformarlo in qualcosa di diverso. Infatti le donne vengono ritratte completamente nude...

Frasi

End title card: To date, the Calendar Girls have r [...] D
Gaz: It's a difficult age. About now, women go thr [...] D
Chris: Now. Can anybody see my nipples? D
Jessie: [to Lawrence] Come on, Sugden, it's your o [...] D
Marie: I'd like to welcome Alan Rathbone from York [...] D
John: One seed in each pot, you're bloody useless [...] D
[Jem has been arrested by the police for possessio [...] D
[seeking approval for the calendar at the National [...] D
Cora: Shit or bust. D
Chris: You should've told us. I'm your oldest frie [...] D
Annie: Jessie! What did I say about relaxing him? D
Annie: Bad girl. Chris: Bun toucher. D
Orchid Photographer: I love woodland orchids. D
Cora: Annie, I am 55 years old. If I'm not gonna g [...] D
Annie: Anybody fancy some chips? D
Marie: I do know how you must be feeling. Annie: [...] D
Marie: It's not all jam and Jerusalem you know. D
Chris: Course you've got a body worth looking at. [...] D
Marie: The next item on the agenda is the calendar [...] D
Chris: I've put our names down for speakers next m [...] D
Chris: T minus two hours. Bras off to avoid strap [...] D
Holiday Speaker: Our round the world cruise starte [...] D
Chris: A while ago I asked John Clarke to give us [...] D
Cora: There's no E flat in Jerusalem. Annie: I'll [...] D
Chris: You missed it. We were just on television, [...] D
Jessie: Hello dear. I thought I'd bring my journal [...] D
Lecherous Photographer: Hello ladies! D
Annie: Of course, we're not going to go round para [...] D
Ruth: Tea tray on an international theme. I did Ja [...] D
Chris: Are you throwing my cake? That is disrespec [...] D
Celia: I'm a bit worried about our great leader's [...] D
Ruth: Right. Let's do it. D
John: I'll model for you for nowt. Chris: No than [...] D
Cora: I'm surprised they printed it. Jessie: It's [...] D
Marie: Victoria Sponge. Annie's on Victoria sponge [...] D
Celia: Oh, get bloody Botticelli in here. D
Annie: Your son's been arrested. Chris: And relea [...] D
Eddie Reynoldson: You are looking lovely... Ruth: [...] D
Jessie: One moment the dressing gown was on, the n [...] D
Chris: How's Jem? Rod: He made a quiche on Tuesda [...] D
Chris: I'm not a total dead loss as a woman, I may [...] D
Annie: It's a bit out of character for Rod, don't [...] D
Cora: There's just one problem. The photographer's [...] D
Annie: Can I remind you how much last year's calen [...] D
Rod: I can't find the order form. Chris: It's und [...] D
[deleted scene] Rod: Where are you? Chris: You'l [...] D
John: Tell you what. If you want me to speak at th [...] D
[matter-of-factly, to Jessie, over breakfast] Ric [...] D
Eddie Reynoldson: They're not a scintillating lot, [...] D
Marie: It says here in this letter from Leukaemia [...] D
Lawrence Sertain: Don't. Touch. The buns. [pause] [...] D
Chris: We thought if glamour photographers can do [...] D
Chris: I'm not asking you to straddle an 'Arley Da [...] D
Celia: It's the whole showing your breasts issues [...] D
Chris: Look at 'em. Highgyll WI, "ooh, let's arran [...] D
Annie: [engaging to photo topless] Don't think of [...] D
Chris: This isn't bakery. It's Zulu! D
W.I. Judge: Listen, I never normally ask this. The [...] D
Annie: If we can't use the name WI then we just do [...] D
Chris: You cannot stand it. You cannot stand that [...] D
Rod: Now get in that hall and sort out whatever we [...] D
Annie: None of us have been here before, love. I m [...] D
Marie: Naked! Cora: It's not naked. It's nude. M [...] D
Check-In Stewardess: I'm sorry ladies, but I'm afr [...] D
Marie: Might I just say, I never knew broccoli cou [...] D
Ruth: Well, I think it's a great idea. Cora: You [...] D
John: Don't you go buying any benches. Annie: I'l [...] D
Student Photographer: The blood represents the spr [...] D
Chris: Annie, what *is* the point of the WI? Anni [...] D
Annie: Jessie, we're getting to the point now wher [...] D
Lawrence Sertain: Congratulations! It's a calendar [...] D
Jem Harper: Gaz. Can you stop talking about tits. [...] D
Celia: I've never been naked in front of anyone in [...] D
Rod: They'll never go through with it. D
Marie: She's here to introduce us to the fascinati [...] D
Ruth: You two stay and enjoy yourselves. I'm off t [...] D
Annie: [mid-interview Annie calls over to Jessie w [...] D
Celia: [reading a fan mail letter] "I am currently [...] D
Chris Harper: [about John's cancer] So, what kind [...] D
Bookshop Owner: The WI calendar? No love. Chris: [...] D
[talking to Chris about her dead husband, John] A [...] D
Chris: Have you photographed many humans or is it [...] D
Ted the Bike Man: You ran into a gate? How'd you d [...] D
Annie: You baked that? Chris: I'm not a total dea [...] D
Chris: Did you talk to the specialist? John seems [...] D
Jessie: [showing the photo of topless Chris Harper [...] D
Chris: And seeing Marie's raised the issue, we're [...] D
Ruth: We're not all Chrises in this life. Some of [...] D
W.I. Judge: And the winner of this year's May Wilk [...] D
[at the airport] Ruth: Right, everyone. Has every [...] D
Rod: I thought after your marvellous reorganisatio [...] D
Chris: Good Lord. Nagging lilies. D
[discussing the calendar] Chris: It *should* be b [...] D
Brenda Mooney: We don't do nudity. But we do do ch [...] D
Chris: Lawrence, we're going to need considerably [...] D