Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner

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Betty White: [to Farrah Fawcett] Right now I'm in [...]	D
Lisa Lampanelli: Betty White is so old, that on he [...]	D
Patton Oswalt: Lisa Lampanelli has fucked more bla [...]	D
[having his ear licked by Andy Dick] Patton Oswal [...]	D
[after poor audience response to a joke about Farr [...]	D
[imitating Shatner, after the Kirk/Uhura kiss] Ni [...]	D
Betty White: Artie Lange. He makes me laugh every [...]	D
Artie Lange - Roaster: A lot of people might say " [...]	D
Lisa Lampanelli: Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Ma [...]	D
George Takei: [to William Shatner] So, despite our [...]	D
Lisa Lampanelli: William Shatner is living proof t [...]	D
Betty White: I once had sex with William Shatner. [...]	D
George Takei: My name is George Takei, not Takai, [...]	D
Greg Giraldo: Then, there was T.J. Hooker. The onl [...]	D
George Takei: Farrah Fawcett, Betty White, Lisa La [...]	D
Betty White: Isn't this just wonderful, I mean, al [...]	D
Jason Alexander: [Introducing William Shatner] ... [...]	D
Betty White: Ya know, I've been a huge trekkie eve [...]	D
Jeffrey Ross - Roaster: [to Shatner] Look at you. [...]	D