Invito a cena con delitto

Titolo originale: Murder by Death
Regia: Robert Moore |
Anno: 1976
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Crime Mistero Thriller
Tag: detective | butler | deaf-mute | guest | parody | murder | spoof | mansion | whodunit | cadaver | one night | sidekick | old mansion |
Cast: Truman Capote | Alec Guinness | Peter Sellers | David Niven | Maggie Smith | James Coco | Peter Falk | Eileen Brennan | Elsa Lanchester | Estelle Winwood | Nancy Walker | James Cromwell | Richard Narita | Fay Wray |

Cinque tra i piu' famosi detectives del mondo - un francese, due americani, una inglese, un cinese - vengono invitati "a una cena e assassinio" nel castello di un eccentrico miliardario, il quale promette un milione di dollari esentasse a quello dei cinque che per primo risolverà il caso dell'imminente delitto.

Frasi

Jamesir Bensonmum: Good evening. We have been expe [...] D
Sidney Wang: Quickly. Go back in kitchen, get dini [...] D
Dick Charleston: Be careful on this road. It's tre [...] D
Dick Charleston: Now let's see what we have here. [...] D
Sam Diamond: I was in disguise in disguise in disg [...] D
Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wan [...] D
Sam Diamond: You put all your money into vegetable [...] D
Sam Diamond: Blind people have a very keen sense o [...] D
Willie Wang: [DELETED SCENE, RESTORED FOR TELEVISI [...] D
Sam Diamond: Shut up, all of youse! Nobody move! S [...] D
Tess Skeffington: Sam, you're spitting on the nurs [...] D
Tess Skeffington: He was very good to me. He would [...] D
Milo Perrier: [after the lights have gone out in T [...] D
Sam Diamond: Perfect, Sweetheart. They took the ba [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: Forgive me, but I was talk [...] D
Sidney Wang: Have admired you ever since I was tin [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: Doors and windows will aut [...] D
Marcel: I see nothing. This fog's as thick as boui [...] D
Sidney Wang: Never consider murder to be business, [...] D
[a bomb is about to explode] Sam Diamond: I've go [...] D
Willie Wang: I don't get it, Pop. Who would hire a [...] D
Tess Skeffington: If you ask me, Sam, this is a wi [...] D
Sam Diamond: Now, if one of you gentlemen would be [...] D
Lionel Twain: No wives! I refuse to discuss this w [...] D
Screaming Door Bell: Aaaaaahhhh! Aaah! Ah! Willie [...] D
Sidney Wang: What meaning of this, Mr. Twain? Lio [...] D
Sidney Wang: What that? [points to large cage in [...] D
Tess Skeffington: My feet are killing me. Why didn [...] D
Sidney Wang: Big house like man married to fat wom [...] D
Sam Diamond: [reading note] That tickin' sound you [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: Ah, here we are. The late Mrs. [...] D
Willie Wang: Some fog, eh, Pop? Sidney Wang: I've [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: Tell me, as the only survivor, [...] D
Sam Diamond: Jessie, baby! D
Sidney Wang: Someone just put deadly snake in room [...] D
Sam Diamond: Wouldn't you know, out of gas. Tess [...] D
Doctor Watson: [cutting-room floor-scene on the fo [...] D
Sidney Wang: What number of house? Willie Wang: T [...] D
[Playing a game of deduction] Sidney Wang: And yo [...] D
Dick Charleston: Now see here, Diamond. That's a p [...] D
Lionel Twain: You've all been so clever, for so lo [...] D
[Hearing a knock at the door] Dora Charleston: Oh [...] D
Milo Perrier: He's gone! Jessica Marbles: Who's g [...] D
Sam Diamond: I'll be around if you need me. All yo [...] D
Sam Diamond: My hat's off to the man with the shiv [...] D
Dick Charleston: Up there, Dora, look - a blind bu [...] D
Lionel Twain: You've tricked and fooled your reade [...] D
Lionel Twain: That drives me crazy! Sam Diamond: [...] D
Jessica Marbles: I was not jilted! I walked out on [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: May I get your bags, sir? Sidn [...] D
Sidney Wang: Quiet, please. Observe strange sounds [...] D
Sam Diamond: The last time that I trusted a dame w [...] D
Jessica Marbles: I'm not one to use hyperbole, lad [...] D
Sam Diamond: If you ask me, anybody that offers a [...] D
Sam Diamond: Locked, from the inside. That can onl [...] D
Tess Skeffington: I'm scared, Sam. Hold me. Sam D [...] D
Sidney Wang: Did you see that? Willie Wang: No. [...] D
Willie Wang: Here's the bridge, Pop. Doesn't look [...] D
Dora Charleston: I will not stay in this horribly [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: Where are they? What have [...] D
Tess Skeffington: Twain picked up Sam in a gay bar [...] D
Milo Perrier: He was a most cruel man. Monsieur Tw [...] D
Willie Wang: Who do you think is the murderer? Si [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: You were born with brains, [...] D
Dora Charleston: I want you to know, Dickie, that [...] D
Dick Charleston: [hanging up telephone] Sounded as [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: We keep this room locked. Dick [...] D
Sidney Wang: Someone gone great trouble to make we [...] D
Dick Charleston: [introducing them] My wife Dora. [...] D
Sidney Wang: I was adopted. I have my papers. That [...] D
Sidney Wang: Strange weather. Storm only outside w [...] D
Sidney Wang: Oh, there, voice come from cow on wal [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: Touch nothing! Jessica Ma [...] D
Jessica Marbles: I could use a good stiff shot, Mr [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: A mannequin. Sam Diamond: [...] D
Sidney Wang: No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition [...] D
Lionel Twain: I trust you've all been made comfort [...] D
Sam Diamond: You say you know who's going to get i [...] D
Milo Perrier: No, no, it's all right. My wine is n [...] D
Lionel Twain: And so, ladies and gentlemen, is the [...] D
Willie Wang: [driving across rickety bridge] I don [...] D
Sidney Wang: Butler only killed to divert us from [...] D
Lionel Twain: Aha, stumped already. Need some clue [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: Oh, Yes. As you can see, I can [...] D
Dora Charleston: I don't understand. Why would any [...] D
Milo Perrier: I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a BELGIE! D
Milo Perrier: Open my door. Marcel: You have choc [...] D
Sam Diamond: Maybe I'm just a patsy being set up t [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: You're a clever little laundry [...] D
Dora Charleston: What a godforsaken spot to get lo [...] D
Sam Diamond: You're one smart Chinaman, Mr. Wang. D
Sam Diamond: Mr. Perrie - you work both sides of t [...] D
Miss Withers: Murderpoo? Jessica Marbles: Yes, de [...] D
Jessica Marbles: Good God. What an entrance. D
Willie Wang: Holy Shanghai! D
Lionel Twain: In need of a hint Miss Marbles? You [...] D
Tess Skeffington: He was arrested in 1932 in Chica [...] D
Sam Diamond: I get fifty dollars a day plus expens [...] D
Dora Charleston: Is that the cook's arm? Sam Diam [...] D
Tess Skeffington: Sam, you're spitting on the nurs [...] D
Willie Wang: [as they are about to leave Twain Man [...] D
Sidney Wang: It is late, and my eyes are getting t [...] D
Sam Diamond: Why don't you push her wheelchair dow [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: I don't like it. I don't l [...] D
Dick Charleston: [after noticing that he is incorr [...] D
Sam Diamond: Mr. Charleston of New York, Palm Beac [...] D
Sidney Wang: Mr. Twain has macabre sense of humor, [...] D
Sam Diamond: I don't get it. First they steal the [...] D
Tess Skeffington: Sam, why do you keep all those n [...] D
Sam Diamond: I never did nothin' to a man that I w [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: Everything here has been r [...] D
Sidney Wang: [reading note from mute cook] I think [...] D
Dick Charleston: [Cutting-room floor-scene of the [...] D
Dick Charleston: I heard the gunshots; but, I don' [...] D
Inspector Milo Perrier: Since we cannot call for a [...] D
Dick Charleston: [inspecting their room] This dust [...] D
Sam Diamond: Did ya ever make it with a waitress? [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: Ten people for dinner... and i' [...] D
Jessica Marbles: Good God, gas! Miss Withers: I'm [...] D
Sidney Wang: Room filled with empty people. D
Dick Charleston: How lovely dear! We're in Wang's [...] D
Dora Charleston: Where's my Dickie? [everyone sta [...] D
Dick Charleston: Another diversion. He gives us me [...] D
Sam Diamond: The lady here in the rented dress is [...] D
Sidney Wang: Look at invitation. What number of ho [...] D
Milo Perrier: What is it? What's happened? Sidney [...] D
Willie Wang: Good night, Dad. Sidney Wang: Should [...] D
Dora Charleston: Mr. Diamond, there's a bullet hol [...] D
Sam Diamond: You pit your wits with me, little man [...] D
Dora Charleston: Is he dead? Sam Diamond: With a [...] D
Milo Perrier: Never under-estimate a Frenchman's n [...] D
Sidney Wang: Answer simple, but question very hard [...] D
Milo Perrier: One moment, where is the soup? Jame [...] D
Sam Diamond: Sorry if I'm shocking you, ma'am, but [...] D
Dora Charleston: Well, what'll we all do now? Just [...] D
Lionel Twain: On the stroke of midnight, someone i [...] D
Willie Wang: Why do I do all the dirty work, Pop? [...] D
Lionel Twain: How do I look so young? Quite simple [...] D
Sidney Wang: Very interesting theory, Mr. Charlest [...] D
Marcel: I will tell everyone that you wear a toupe [...] D
Dick Charleston: Excuse me, I was wondering if y [...] D
[everyone holds hands to prevent themselves from b [...] D
Dora Charleston: You didn't tell me how I look, Di [...] D
Lionel Twain: I'm the greatest, I'm number one! S [...] D
Tess Skeffington: I don't feel good about this, Sa [...] D
[stumbling around during a blackout] Dora Charles [...] D
Dick Charleston: [about Sam] Bizarre little twit. D
Dora Charleston: [after Wang demonstrates his wine [...] D
Sam Diamond: It's your funeral, butterballs. D
Sidney Wang: Marvin Metnah! D
Dora Charleston: Thank you. You are? Jamesir Bens [...] D
Sam Diamond: She's a cocktail waitress at the wate [...] D
Marcel: Something isn't right in all of this, eh. [...] D
Sam Diamond: Where were ya Wang, we was worried! D
Dick Charleston: Goldman was killed last month whi [...] D
Dick Charleston: You know Wang. Milo Perrier: Ah, [...] D
Jamesir Bensonmum: I prefer to be called... Rita! D
Dora Charleston: I hope he knows how to stop that [...] D
Sidney Wang: Calm yourself. Man who argue with cow [...] D