Hazzard

Titolo originale: The Dukes of Hazzard
Regia: Jay Chandrasekhar |
Anno: 2005
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Avventura Azione
Tag: farm | sheriff | bikini | redneck | moonshine |
Cast: Johnny Knoxville | Seann William Scott | Jessica Simpson | Willie Nelson | Burt Reynolds | M.C. Gainey | James Roday Rodriguez | David Koechner | Michael Weston | Nikki Griffin | Alice Greczyn | Joe Don Baker | Lynda Carter | Kevin Heffernan | Steve Lemme | Michael Roof | Jack Polick | Jacqui Maxwell | Charlie Finn | Therial 'Houseman' DeClouet | Jim Cody Williams | Wayne Douglas Morgan | Junior Brown | Tobi Gadison | Andrew Prine | David Leitch | Christina Dare | Jay Chandrasekhar | Erik Stolhanske | A.J. Foyt IV | Dolan Wilson | Heather Hemmens | Mitch Braswell | Rusty Tennant |

I cugini Bo e Luke Duke devono proteggere la loro fattoria nella contea di Hazzard dalle attenzioni dell'avido J.D.Hogg. Ad aiutarli, la cugina Daisy, lo zio Jesse e il 'Generale Lee', una macchina volante che può seminare per le polverose strade del sud lo sceriffo Rosco e i suoi poliziotti.

Frasi

Boss Hogg: I have $100 for whoever knocks that lou [...] D
Bo Duke: Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt! [...] D
Billy Prickett: Hey. You Anus? Deputy Enos Strate [...] D
Daisy Duke: I was just walking by, and I saw your [...] D
Uncle Jesse: What do you call a farmer with a shee [...] D
Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're [...] D
Uncle Jesse: You know why tornadoes and blonds are [...] D
Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donk [...] D
Boss Hogg: [screaming into a CB radio] This is Bos [...] D
Bo Duke: Man, I'm already tired of walking. Luke [...] D
Tough Guy #1: Why don't you two hillbillies join u [...] D
Bo Duke: [while driving General Lee in a roundabou [...] D
Cooter: [from the unrated version] Here, take my t [...] D
Pauline: An apple? Uncle Jesse: An apple a day ke [...] D
Rosco P. Coltrane: I got two words for you: Soap a [...] D
Katie Johnson: This is my roommate Annette from Au [...] D
Uncle Jesse: Why are divorces so expensive? Luke [...] D
Cop: What seems to be the problem, sugar? Daisy D [...] D
Cooter: [from the edited version] Here, take my tr [...] D
Uncle Jesse: [Luke and Bo just failed a moonshine [...] D
Royce: Are you really Japanese? Luke Duke: Dammit [...] D
Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car [...] D
Royce: Konichiwa. Bo Duke: Right on. Royce: You [...] D
Deputy Enos Strate: If Sheriff Rosco knew I was he [...] D
Luke Duke: [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested [...] D
Jimmy: Get us closer and I'll shot the son of a bi [...] D
[Enters room full of naked girls] Bo Duke: Fuck m [...] D
Luke Duke: The hell you do with them? Sheev: I ma [...] D
Uncle Jesse: You know what happens when a politici [...] D
Bo Duke: [during car chase in Atlanta] Okay where' [...] D
Bo Duke: Now, lets not loose focus Royce. Royce: [...] D
Bo Duke: [Bo and Luke are mad at each other, this [...] D
Luke Duke: You thinkin' about throwin' that? Uncl [...] D
[from trailer] Luke Duke: Buckle up, ladies, this [...] D
Uncle Jesse: Guy come out of an antique shop carry [...] D
Uncle Jesse: Here's another one; drunk walks out o [...] D
Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up in my und [...] D
Uncle Jesse: How's it lookin, good lookin? D
Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff's office [...] D
Bo Duke: Luke, you manwhore! D
Cooter: [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' [...] D
Bo Duke: Hey, Roscoe! Luke Duke: Hi, Boo-Boo! D
Campus Cop #1: [as the General Lee peels away from [...] D
Mr. Pullman: Hey, Bo. Bo Duke: Jesus Christ! Oh, [...] D
[as the Dukes drive into Atlanta] Female Passenge [...] D
Rosco P. Coltrane: [over C.B] All units! I'm in ho [...] D
Dil Driscoll: [after daisy beats up Dil for sweet [...] D
Rosco P. Coltrane: It appears them Duke boys made [...] D
Boss Hogg: But I need you there for two hours, son [...] D
Bo Duke: [makes sure none of the bottles of moonsh [...] D
Luke Duke: Yes. Yes. Wow. Ooh! [looking at guy on [...] D
Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever [...] D
Luke Duke: Were you wearing an armadillo helmet wh [...] D
Bo Duke: Hey Roscoe, come on out you fat som' bitc [...] D
Uncle Jesse: # Just the good ol' boys/Never meanin [...] D
[from trailer] Prisoner #2: [to Boss Hogg] Don't [...] D
Prisoner #1: Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that [...] D
Rosco P. Coltrane: [over CB] I'm in hot pursuit of [...] D
Bo Duke: [after shooting a gas can with a flaming [...] D
Campus Cop #1: Do you know how fast you were going [...] D
Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever [...] D
Sheev: [Bo, luke, and Sheev are about to blow open [...] D
Bo Duke: [Looking at the newly-restored General Le [...] D
Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm. Pau [...] D
Uncle Jesse: [after Luke crashes through a police [...] D
Prisoner #1: Dontcha know you're not supposed to w [...] D
Luke Duke: [Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonsh [...] D