Generazione X

Titolo originale: Mallrats
Regia: Kevin Smith |
Anno: 1995
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Romance Commedia
Tag: game show | slacker | shopping | mall | ex-boyfriend ex-girlfriend relationship | silent man | coke | bandleader | aftercreditsstinger |
Cast: Jason Lee | Jeremy London | Shannen Doherty | Claire Forlani | Ben Affleck | Joey Lauren Adams | Renée Humphrey | Kevin Smith | Jason Mewes | Ethan Suplee | Stan Lee | Priscilla Barnes | Michael Rooker | Sven-Ole Thorsen | Carol Banker | Steven Blackwell | Kyle Boe | David Brinkley | Walt Flanagan | Ethan Flower | Chelsea Frye | Jeff Gadbois | Ed Hapstak | Terry Hempleman | Art James | Bryan Johnson | Mikey Kovar | David Klein | Scott Mosier | Crystal Muirhead-Manik | Tyson Nassauer | Brian O'Halloran | Aaron Preusse | Britt Swenson | Mary Woolever | Brad Fox | Gino Gori | Zach Perkins | Brad Giddings | Bryce Mack | Christopher O'Larkin | Earl R. Burt | Tammara Melloy | Rachel Oliva | Jessica Sibinski | Joel Thingvall |

Brodie e T.S. sono stati scaricati dalle loro rispettive ragazze. Decidono così di passare una giornata bighellonando in un centro commerciale dove, con l'aiuto di Jay e Silent Bob, due punk combinaguai, tenteranno di riconquistare le ex-ragazze.

Frasi

T.S. Quint: How much did you smoke? Jay: All it t [...] D
Jay: [Referring to Silent Bob] Human brown-eye her [...] D
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her [...] D
[about the indoor flea market] Brodie: Come on, t [...] D
Rene: He was up and at work by 9:00 this morning, [...] D
Brodie: Hey, look at that ring. What is that? Jar [...] D
Brodie: You know how when someone lays with their [...] D
Willam Black: Brenda? Rene: [hitting him] DICK! D
[beating up the Easter Bunny] Jay: This is for Br [...] D
[Jay explains the details of Operation Dark Knight [...] D
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged. Brodie: Doesn't [...] D
Shannon Hamilton: You wanna say something? Brodie [...] D
[Brodie is trying to get into the comic book store [...] D
Brandi: Suitor Number Three, what would our first [...] D
Ivannah: It's the third nipple that does it. T.S. [...] D
Brodie: Why don't they ever bring back or remake g [...] D
Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads [...] D
Jay: Dude, you'se a mad chick magnet. D
Brodie: You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my co [...] D
Brodie: You used to like tits too. T.S. Quint: He [...] D
[Upon meeting Stan Lee] Brodie: The Thing! Is his [...] D
Brodie: Hey, you know where you're going, they scr [...] D
T.S. Quint: Why do palm reading topless? Brodie: [...] D
[subtitle, "William eventually saw the sailboat."] [...] D
T.S. Quint: That's Brandi's father's game show. B [...] D
Brandi: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie [...] D
Gwen: Why are you glowing? Brodie: I'm *not* glow [...] D
Rene: What can I say? I love the retard. D
Brodie: I took you shopping all the time! [Bangin [...] D
Jay: [after Silent Bob 'moves' a videotape with hi [...] D
[At a Dating Game-like game show] Brandi: Second [...] D
T.S. Quint: I got to hit the bathroom. Brodie: PL [...] D
Shannon Hamilton: You're sure you saw her get on? [...] D
Brodie: You know about this game show they got goi [...] D
Gil Hicks: Hey, do I get a chance to field any mor [...] D
Shannon Hamilton: Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got [...] D
Jared Svenning: Guard, come here. Get this guy off [...] D
Brodie: Let's do the list. Spiderman? Stan Lee: G [...] D
Gil Hicks: Something's going on here. Where's Mr. [...] D
Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves [...] D
Brodie: Little Tricia Jones. What's a pretty girl [...] D
Brandi: [calm and nefarious tone] Second Suitor? I [...] D
Gwen: How is it that you recall the most trivial e [...] D
Brandi: Suitor #2... Gil Hicks: Hey, what about m [...] D
Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, th [...] D
Jay: You're fucking kidding me! The Easter bunny d [...] D
T.S. Quint: Haven't you ever heard the phrase "The [...] D
Stan Lee: [passes by magic eye picture stops] Oh, [...] D
T.S. Quint: I was going to propose to her. Brodie [...] D
Tricia Jones: I heard that you were going to propo [...] D
[Jay and Silent Bob are hiding from La Fours] Jay [...] D
[Brodie introduces Tricia to T.S] Brodie: T.S. Qu [...] D
Gwen: Tell me about the elevator. Brodie: It goes [...] D
Brodie: Our little Tricia here is only 15, but som [...] D
Jay: [to Willam, who's struggling to see a Sailboa [...] D
T.S. Quint: [to Jay and Silent Bob] You two up for [...] D
Brandi: Gwen, you were always cheating on him. Gw [...] D
Rene: That was too little too late. Brodie: Too l [...] D
[Jay explains the details of Operation Drive By to [...] D
Brandi: If we were making whoopee, what kind of no [...] D
[Trying on lace panties overtop of his jeans] Bro [...] D
T.S. Quint: That is one of your more admirably dep [...] D
Bob Summers: Our first suitor goes to Marymount Co [...] D
[Brodie Bruce speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love] [...] D
Brodie: After all he's done to you, you should sti [...] D
Ivannah: Free your minds. Brodie: I'd like to fre [...] D
Brandi: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft [...] D
T.S. Quint: [reading the break-up letter that Rene [...] D
Brodie: There is something out there that can help [...] D
Tricia Jones: I get everybody's consent before we [...] D
Jay: Bye baby kitties. Damn Silent Bob, show some [...] D
Stan Lee: They look happy, don't they? Brodie: Wh [...] D
[after hitting La Fours over the head with a baseb [...] D
Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! [...] D
Rene: I think about people that make decisions tha [...] D
Brodie: How much longer are we gonna be in this ch [...] D
Brodie: You're giving up? You? You used to be stan [...] D
Ivannah: Fucussa. Brodie: That's what I was think [...] D
Jay: [as Silent Bob is 'flying' across the mall to [...] D
Jay: Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He wo [...] D
Stan Lee: [Remarking on a happy couple in a store [...] D
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. [...] D
Brodie: [referring to the sex tape of Shannon with [...] D
Rene: I've never met a person who lives in as much [...] D
Brodie: You've probably had a slew of women since [...] D
Brodie: I love the smell of commerce in the mornin [...] D
Stan Lee: You know, I think you ought to get him s [...] D
Brodie: The usual vault rules apply: Touch not, le [...] D
Rene: [about why she cries in the bathroom] Do you [...] D
Brodie: [Looking at comics] These should have boar [...] D
[Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette] T. [...] D
Brodie: Little Trisha here is only fifteen, but so [...] D
T.S. Quint: We slept together one time, do you rem [...] D
Brandi: When I walked away, did you make any effor [...] D
[first lines, Theatrical Version] Brodie: [voice- [...] D
Brodie: Holy shit. I never thought I'd see the day [...] D
Brodie: [about to get beaten up by Shannon] Want a [...] D
[Thinking Rene is at the door] Brodie: You're a f [...] D
Brodie: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pr [...] D
Brodie: Brandi is the past my friend. You face for [...] D
[the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Trica is pl [...] D
[Brodie picks up a controller and continues a paus [...] D
[to T.S] Brodie: You're gonna listen to me? To so [...] D
Brodie: Hey guys, you'll never guess who I just me [...] D
Jared Svenning: Once I realized the both of you we [...] D
Jay: Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foo [...] D
[about the break-up letter from Renee] Brodie: Ye [...] D
Brodie: Jesus Christ! What the hell gives with the [...] D
T.S. Quint: How do I do that? D
Brandi: Suitor number one. If we fell in love, how [...] D
Brodie: Hey Hamilton! Let's try and wrap this up, [...] D
Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say "why buy [...] D
Jay: Shit, bitch, we're gonna bust up that stage l [...] D
Brodie: You're going to listen to *me*? To somethi [...] D
T.S. Quint: I never noticed it before, but she rea [...] D
T.S. Quint: Maybe he's calmed down, we'll talk abo [...] D
Brodie: Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for [...] D
Willam Black: When Lord? When the hell do I get to [...] D
Brodie: [about Rene] I threw her away like a parki [...] D
[Jay is reading a Hustler. He shows a spread to Si [...] D
T.S. Quint: How easily do you quit? Say you wind u [...] D
Brodie: You want I should tell my mother what we d [...] D
[End credits reveal that Shannon Hamilton made a l [...] D
Jay: Where do you get these wonderful toys? [c.f. [...] D
T.S. Quint: You should see yourself right now - a [...] D
Brodie: I call you all time! Rene: "Rene, my mom' [...] D
Rene: Didn't I dump your ass this morning? Brodie [...] D
Brodie: That kid is *back*... on the escalator aga [...] D