Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

Titolo originale: Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special
Regia: Michael Simon |
Anno: 2008
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: holiday | ventriloquist |
Cast: Jeff Dunham | Brian Haner |

Frasi

Jeff Dunham: [Jeff is trying to fix Achmed's dislo [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Why are you afraid of Walter? Achmed [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading "The Night Before Christmas" [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, what would it take to get you [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Jose does not run to the border. Pea [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Hey, Walter? Walter: [trying to soun [...] D
Jeff Dunham: José, what do you want for Christm [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Bubba J, I understand you've been wri [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading 'The Night Before Christmas' [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] What did you get your wif [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading "The Night Before Christmas" [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Peanut and Jose told Jeff they all w [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, are you trying to imperso [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Dunham is laughing very hard at what [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about "The Night Before Christmas"] [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Bubba J] You lit Santa on fire? [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, what were some of your favori [...] D
Peanut: [Guitar Guy plays "O Christmas Tree"] Okay [...] D
Peanut: My biggest decision of the day would be: H [...] D
[after Guitar Guy plays a short string of stereoty [...] D
Walter: [explaining the words he learned on BET] N [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I've got a favor to ask [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [Jeff removed Achmed's [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading "The Night Before Christmas" [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut and José] I understand [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Last week, I thought I [...] D
Walter: [Looking around the theater] Well, they di [...] D
Walter: I'm very happy for the African-Americans t [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [comment on his wife's video of his d [...] D
[Bubba J says that he accidentally burned Santa Cl [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading 'The Night Before Christmas' [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Killing people is easy. [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [about his son] He's no [...] D
Walter: So where the hell are we? Jeff Dunham: Wi [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Hey! How do I have phle [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Last week, I got really [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [after Achmed tries to sound like San [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Good evening, José, and merry Chri [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Santa accidentally burned himself in [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh crap, not again. [L [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [speaking to Jose] How do you celebra [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [hearing the director c [...] D
Peanut: [to Richard, the makeup artist] Good: do m [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about buying a car for his daughter' [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] You have on a disguise? [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I kill you till you're [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Bubba J, I took the opportu [...] D
[last lines] Jeff Dunham: [reading "The Night Bef [...] D
[first lines] Jeff Dunham: [as he and Walter go f [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Jose, what does Christmas mean to you [...] D
Peanut: Godzilla peanut saying it not in Japanese. D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] You don't look anything l [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Happy holidays. Walter: [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Your disguise is this Christmas hat? [...] D
Bubba J.: [to Jeff] You remind me of that judge on [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [asking about the ski trip where Achm [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] What if somebody walked t [...] D
Bubba J.: Beernog! Jeff Dunham: Beernog? How do y [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So how was the skiing? Peanut: Great [...] D
Jeff Dunham: What I'd like to do is something that [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Peanut is singing very fast and indi [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Last week, I thought I [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading "The Night Before Christmas" [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [singing to the tune of [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Have you ever actually killed anyone? [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [In The Christmas Tips Feature] Remem [...] D
Peanut: [about Jose Jalapeno on a Stick] Ya know, [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You have on a disguise? Achmed the D [...] D
[Jeff informs Walter that they left out some new j [...] D
Peanut: [Jeff is reading "The Night Before Christm [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Hello, Achmed. Achmed the Dead Terro [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I can't wait to see San [...] D
Walter: [Jeff is trying to get Walter into the hol [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Peanut, how do we go from Christmas.. [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [trying to get Walter in the holiday [...] D
Peanut: You know how else I know you do drugs? Bec [...] D
Peanut: [singing to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"] Oh [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Okay, Peanut, there's one more member [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Walter said "Merry Christmas" instea [...] D
Peanut: [talking about Angelina Jolie's boobs] Bra [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [trying to read "The Night Before Chr [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: My life sucks. Jeff Du [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [trying to read "The Night Before Chr [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [reading "The Night Before Christmas" [...] D