DiCinema

[C.D. drops from a tree in front of the ladies]

C.D. Bales:
Where am I?
Nina:
You're in Nelson.
C.D. Bales:
Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home!
[waves to sky]

C.D. Bales:
Bye! What day is it?
Nina:
Friday. "Dallas" is on.
C.D. Bales:
Friday? Then it took no time! It didn't exist in time!
Dottie:
What?
C.D. Bales:
The spacecraft! I was walking along, and a spacecraft landed right in front of me.
Lydia:
I read about this in the Enquirer. Did it have lights on it?
C.D. Bales:
Lights? You never saw so many lights! It was like Broadway! Then this door opened. A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms! He walked like this:
[makes pucker sounds]

C.D. Bales:
Then he took his palms, put them right on my face. Took me over to Roxanne's house, because they wanted to observe me.
Dottie:
At Roxanne's house?
C.D. Bales:
That's where they are right now!
Dottie:
Ah, this is bullshit. We'll miss "Dallas", come on, girls, let's go.
C.D. Bales:
You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women.
Nina:
Why?
C.D. Bales:
Because they wanted to have sex with them.
Sophie:
Where?
C.D. Bales:
Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing."
Lydia:
We do!
Sophie:
It's been so long!
Dottie:
Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women?
[pause]

Dottie:
Let's go and check it out!

Film

Roxanne (1987)

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