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Bob Dole:
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Stephen Colbert:
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Ed Helms:
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Nancy Grace:
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[about Saddam Hussein's capture]
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Ed Helms:
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Lewis Black:
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Jon Stewart:
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Jon Stewart:
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Samantha Bee:
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[on the capture of Sadam Hussein]
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Mel Gibson:
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Ed Helms:
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Zell Miller:
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Jon Stewart:
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Rob Riggle - Correspondent:
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Jon Stewart:
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Jon Stewart:
[August 2002]
While Clinton was par [...]
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Bill Donahue:
Who really cares what Hollywood th [...]
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Republican National Chairman:
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Rob Corddry:
Al Gore endorsing Howard Dean. It's [...]
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Jon Stewart:
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Patrick Leahy:
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George W. Bush:
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Frank DeCaro:
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Stephen Colbert:
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Jon Stewart:
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Jon Stewart:
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Jon Stewart:
["Daily Show" after his "Crossfire" [...]
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Jon Stewart:
Welcome to the Daily Show! For anyo [...]
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Richard Clarke:
The very fact that somebody who [...]
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Announcer:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: wher [...]
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Contributor, 'Back in Black':
Growing up, my bas [...]
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Stephen Colbert:
If you're a lesbian, why are yo [...]
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Samantha Bee:
As you know, the cornerstone of Ed [...]
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Jon Stewart:
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Jon Stewart:
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Rob Corddry:
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Contributor, 'Back in Black':
[after the 2003 St [...]
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[Madonna is giving a speech in Israel]
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Jon Stewart:
Do you know of any candidate that h [...]
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Rob, if the administration's argume [...]
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President Bush:
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Rob Corddry:
Remember, the last person Al Gore e [...]
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Ted Kennedy:
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You got to [...]
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Stephen Colbert:
In street lingo, are you runnin [...]
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Stephen Colbert:
Saddam Hussein will most likely [...]
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Contributor, 'Back in Black':
Kids? Call your mo [...]
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President Bush:
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The US [...]
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