Ricky Bobby:
Hey Greg.
Greg Biffle:
[shakes Ric [...]
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Lucius Washington:
You're not gonna live forever [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[after driving in reverse to beat M [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I had a dream where Jesus was [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I will not shake your hand, but I w [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
[on the telephone]
Ricky, I t [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Now, you show me the DNA test and t [...]
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Texas Ranger:
[after Reese getting in an argumen [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the t [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Why, if it isn't our mangy, transi [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I've sent in my application to the [...]
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Chip:
I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I get emotional. You guys are worki [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Now, there's nothing like driving t [...]
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[flashback to when Ricky first met Carly - a hig [...]
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Jean Girard:
My husband Gregory and I want what [...]
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Jean Girard:
Ricky... I watched the Highlander m [...]
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Schoolteacher:
Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ric [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Hey. I'm Ri [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[to Susan]
You gotta' win... to get [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
You just lost your wife, you [...]
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Jean Girard:
[has Ricky in an arm lock]
I will l [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
J [...]
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Jean Girard:
Bon. So, what if you just said: "I [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Aw, Grandma, not my prison shank! [...]
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Walker:
Granny? How much longer are we gonna hav [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[while people try to restrain him]
[...]
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Jarvis:
Cal, Ricky's passing you.
Cal Naughton, [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I'm just a big hairy American winni [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
OK, I'm really gonna open it up! Wo [...]
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Jean Girard:
Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall d [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there i [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
If you ain't first, you're last. Yo [...]
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Lucy Bobby:
So how was your day driving with you [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to tha [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
This sticker is dangerous and incon [...]
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Bill Weber:
Ricky Bobby in the #62 car is on the [...]
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Jean Girard:
Hakuna Matata, bitches!
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Ricky Bobby:
How was school today, boys?
Walker [...]
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Mike Joy:
[after a dramatic crash]
Car comes to [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Remember that time in tenth g [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Someone didn't love you enough whe [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[after a girl flashes him]
Please b [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[while signing autographs]
I'd love [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to think of Jesus as a [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch? [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to think of Jesus like [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
You sick sons of bitches. I mean yo [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
If you ain't first, you're last. [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to think of Jesus as a [...]
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Jean Girard:
You spilled my macchiato!
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Abracadabra, homes.
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Oh hey, I'm [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
It felt like I was on a spaceship.. [...]
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Texas Ranger:
You look old, Granny are you gonna [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Oh hey, Casey.
Casey Mears:
[shake [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Yep, I guess things are just about [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Old man, I'm gonna come at you lik [...]
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PA Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, that is a ne [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Hey there, Popeye!
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Jean Girard:
Like the frightened baby chipmunk, [...]
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[on why Ricky should resume his racing career]
[...]
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Chip:
[to Ricky Bobby]
Are you just going to let [...]
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Susan:
[Ricky inadvertently begins autographing [...]
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Herschell:
Yeah? Well we invented the missionary [...]
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Texas Ranger:
[complaining about doing community [...]
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Lucius Washington:
[to the crew as they are spee [...]
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Larry Dennit, Jr.:
That little obscene gesture i [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
So when you say psychosomatic [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Oh and one last question.
Ri [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... newborn i [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Slingshot: engaged.
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Did he just say "husband"?
H [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to picture Jesus in a [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Well let me just quote the late-gre [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[after seeing the cougar in the car [...]
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Reese Bobby:
See you when you're grown up.
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Ricky Bobby:
I came here to tell you one thing: [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Hey! It's me, America!
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Ricky Bobby:
Yep, flying through the air. This i [...]
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[last lines]
[after the credits]
Texas Ranger: [...]
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Walker:
Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!
T [...]
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Chip:
The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees [...]
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Jean Girard:
Soon you will know what it is like [...]
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[on Ricky's new 'corporate sponsor']
Susan:
"Me [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop! [...]
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Lucius Washington:
[trying to remove a knife in [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Shut those mutts up before I cook [...]
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Glenn:
Peaches and Cream!
[while watching Ricky [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Holy moly, that's like lookin' up Y [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Shake 'n Bake!
[puts hand ou [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Hi, I'm Ric [...]
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Bill Weber:
We'd like to thank you for joining u [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Here's the deal I'm the best there [...]
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Walker:
My friends and I skipped school and we f [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Hey shut up you little pot-licker I [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Hey. I'm Ri [...]
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Opening text:
America is all about speed. Hot, n [...]
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.:
Hey Ricky Bobby. Good to see [...]
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[repeated line]
Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton, J [...]
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[from the unrated version]
Ricky Bobby:
Hey. I [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to picture Jesus as a [...]
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Lucius Washington:
Okay, we have got to get that [...]
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Waffle House Manager:
[it's career day at Ricky' [...]
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Walker:
[the boys are running around when they s [...]
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Jean Girard:
Now it is time for the matador to d [...]
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Reese Bobby:
[walks into the classroom]
Excuse m [...]
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Reese Bobby:
There's nothing more frightening th [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Holding hands with a man makes me t [...]
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Jean Girard:
My name is Jean Girard and I am a r [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby: [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
You can't have two number ones.
Ca [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
There is something I want to [...]
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Lucy Bobby:
Reese, you just passed the hospital! [...]
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Susan:
Hi, I'm his lady. I'm Susan. I painted th [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Hey, when you have the stereo [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I'm embarrassed. I really thought I [...]
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Jean Girard:
By the way, I watched the Highlande [...]
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[first lines]
Reese Bobby:
[Reese is speeding]
[...]
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Chip:
Jesus was a man! He had a beard!
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Ricky Bobby:
[running around on the track in his [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Please don't let the invisibl [...]
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[after crashing Ricky Bobby, and starting to spe [...]
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