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Ricky Bobby:
Hey Greg.
Greg Biffle:
[shakes Ricky [...]
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Lucius Washington:
You're not gonna live forever. [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[after driving in reverse to beat McM [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I had a dream where Jesus was a [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I will not shake your hand, but I wil [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
[on the telephone]
Ricky, I thi [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Now, you show me the DNA test and the [...]
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Texas Ranger:
[after Reese getting in an argument [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the tim [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Why, if it isn't our mangy, transien [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I've sent in my application to the Re [...]
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Chip:
I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my gr [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I get emotional. You guys are workin' [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Now, there's nothing like driving to [...]
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[flashback to when Ricky first met Carly - a highl [...]
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Jean Girard:
My husband Gregory and I want what an [...]
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Jean Girard:
Ricky... I watched the Highlander mov [...]
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Schoolteacher:
Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Hey. I'm Rick [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[to Susan]
You gotta' win... to get l [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
You just lost your wife, you ju [...]
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Jean Girard:
[has Ricky in an arm lock]
I will let [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
Jea [...]
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Jean Girard:
Bon. So, what if you just said: "I lo [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Aw, Grandma, not my prison shank!
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Walker:
Granny? How much longer are we gonna have [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[while people try to restrain him]
Ge [...]
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Jarvis:
Cal, Ricky's passing you.
Cal Naughton, J [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I'm just a big hairy American winning [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
OK, I'm really gonna open it up! Wooh [...]
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Jean Girard:
Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dan [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
If you ain't first, you're last. You [...]
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Lucy Bobby:
So how was your day driving with you f [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
This sticker is dangerous and inconve [...]
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Bill Weber:
Ricky Bobby in the #62 car is on the m [...]
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Jean Girard:
Hakuna Matata, bitches!
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Ricky Bobby:
How was school today, boys?
Walker:
[...]
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Mike Joy:
[after a dramatic crash]
Car comes to re [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Remember that time in tenth gra [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Someone didn't love you enough when [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[after a girl flashes him]
Please be [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[while signing autographs]
I'd love t [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to think of Jesus as an [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch?
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to think of Jesus like w [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
You sick sons of bitches. I mean you [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
If you ain't first, you're last.
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to think of Jesus as a m [...]
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Jean Girard:
You spilled my macchiato!
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Abracadabra, homes.
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Oh hey, I'm R [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
It felt like I was on a spaceship...
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Texas Ranger:
You look old, Granny are you gonna d [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Oh hey, Casey.
Casey Mears:
[shakes [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Yep, I guess things are just about pe [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Old man, I'm gonna come at you like [...]
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PA Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, that is a new [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Hey there, Popeye!
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Jean Girard:
Like the frightened baby chipmunk, yo [...]
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[on why Ricky should resume his racing career]
Su [...]
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Chip:
[to Ricky Bobby]
Are you just going to let y [...]
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Susan:
[Ricky inadvertently begins autographing Su [...]
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Herschell:
Yeah? Well we invented the missionary p [...]
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Texas Ranger:
[complaining about doing community s [...]
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Lucius Washington:
[to the crew as they are speed- [...]
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Larry Dennit, Jr.:
That little obscene gesture is [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
So when you say psychosomatic, [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Oh and one last question.
Rick [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... newborn inf [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Slingshot: engaged.
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Did he just say "husband"?
Her [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to picture Jesus in a tu [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Well let me just quote the late-great [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[after seeing the cougar in the car]
[...]
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Reese Bobby:
See you when you're grown up.
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Ricky Bobby:
I came here to tell you one thing: co [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Hey! It's me, America!
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Ricky Bobby:
Yep, flying through the air. This is [...]
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[last lines]
[after the credits]
Texas Ranger:
G [...]
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Walker:
Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!
Tex [...]
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Chip:
The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at [...]
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Jean Girard:
Soon you will know what it is like to [...]
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[on Ricky's new 'corporate sponsor']
Susan:
"Me" [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
J [...]
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Lucius Washington:
[trying to remove a knife in Ri [...]
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Texas Ranger:
Shut those mutts up before I cook 'e [...]
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Glenn:
Peaches and Cream!
[while watching Ricky c [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Holy moly, that's like lookin' up Yas [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Shake 'n Bake!
[puts hand out] [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Hi, I'm Ricky [...]
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Bill Weber:
We'd like to thank you for joining us [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Here's the deal I'm the best there is [...]
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Walker:
My friends and I skipped school and we fil [...]
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Reese Bobby:
Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'l [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
[television commercial]
Hey. I'm Rick [...]
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Opening text:
America is all about speed. Hot, nas [...]
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.:
Hey Ricky Bobby. Good to see y [...]
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[repeated line]
Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton, Jr. [...]
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[from the unrated version]
Ricky Bobby:
Hey. I lo [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I like to picture Jesus as a fi [...]
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Lucius Washington:
Okay, we have got to get that c [...]
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Waffle House Manager:
[it's career day at Ricky's [...]
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Walker:
[the boys are running around when they sho [...]
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Jean Girard:
Now it is time for the matador to dan [...]
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Reese Bobby:
[walks into the classroom]
Excuse me, [...]
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Reese Bobby:
There's nothing more frightening then [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
Holding hands with a man makes me ter [...]
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Jean Girard:
My name is Jean Girard and I am a rac [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Shake and bake!
Ricky Bobby:
W [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
You can't have two number ones.
Cal [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
There is something I want to ge [...]
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Lucy Bobby:
Reese, you just passed the hospital!
[...]
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Susan:
Hi, I'm his lady. I'm Susan. I painted the [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Hey, when you have the stereo a [...]
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Ricky Bobby:
I'm embarrassed. I really thought I c [...]
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Jean Girard:
By the way, I watched the Highlander [...]
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[first lines]
Reese Bobby:
[Reese is speeding]
Gu [...]
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Chip:
Jesus was a man! He had a beard!
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Ricky Bobby:
[running around on the track in his u [...]
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Please don't let the invisible [...]
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[after crashing Ricky Bobby, and starting to speed [...]
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