Deadpool

Titolo originale: Deadpool
Regia: Tim Miller |
Anno: 2016
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Azione Avventura Commedia
Tag: superhero | anti hero | mercenary | based on comic | aftercreditsstinger | duringcreditsstinger |
Cast: Ryan Reynolds | Morena Baccarin | Ed Skrein | T.J. Miller | Gina Carano | Leslie Uggams | Brianna Hildebrand | Stefan Kapičić | Karan Soni | Randal Reeder | Michael Benyaer | Style Dayne | Kyle Cassie | Taylor Hickson | Ayzee | Naika Toussaint | Isaac C. Singleton, Jr. | Justyn Shippelt | Donna Yamamoto | Jed Rees | Hugh Scott | Cindy Piper | Em Haine | Aatash Amir | Chad Riley | Paul Belsito | Darcey Johnson | Kyle Rideout | Jason William Day | Stan Lee | Benjamin Wilkinson | Rachel Sheen | Paul Lazenby | Rob Hayter | Andre Tricoteux | Victoria De Mare | Heather Ashley Chase | Kayla Adams | Olesia Shewchuk | Fabiola Colmenero | Colleen Bradford | John Dryden | David Hardware | Tony Chris Kazoleas | Rob Liefeld | David Longworth | Michael Neumeyer | Sean Quan | Anthony J. Sacco | David Santana | Bronwyne Sloley | Dan Zachary |

Tratto dal fumetto sul più irriverente anti-eroe dell’universo Marvel, il film racconta la storia del mercenario Wade Wilson, ex agente operativo delle Special Forces, che, dopo essere stato sottoposto a un terribile esperimento, acquisisce l’eccezionale potere del Fattore Rigenerante e abbraccia una nuova identità. Con la sua nuova abilità di guarire rapidamente e un pungente senso dell’umorismo, Deadpool andrà a caccia dell’uomo che gli ha quasi rovinato la vita.

Frasi

[Looking at his slowly regrowing 'baby hand'] Wad [...] D
Deadpool: [Commenting on her shaved head] Ripley, [...] D
Wade Wilson: [to Vanessa] Your right leg is Thanks [...] D
Deadpool: [waving his broken wrists] All dinosaurs [...] D
Wade Wilson: Not out of the woods yet. You need to [...] D
Deadpool: [Cutting off his arm and spraying blood [...] D
Deadpool: Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bi [...] D
Deadpool: Superhero landing. She's gonna do a supe [...] D
Dopinder: My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up [...] D
Deadpool: Listen Al, if I never see you again, I w [...] D
Deadpool: There are no words. Me and you are heade [...] D
Deadpool: This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit y [...] D
Wade Wilson: Listen, IÂ’ve been thinking. Vane [...] D
Wade Wilson: [after receiving his cancer diagnosis [...] D
Wade Wilson: [Blind Al appears in the doorway hold [...] D
Deadpool: A hush fall over the crowd as rookie sen [...] D
Weasel: Wade Wilson, patron saint of the pitiful. [...] D
Weasel: Oh, shit. Wade Wilson: What? Weasel: I p [...] D
Deadpool: From the studio that inexplicably sewed [...] D
[Ajax, atop a downed helicarrier, sees Deadpool, C [...] D
Deadpool: Not often a dude ruins your face, skull- [...] D
[repeated line] Ajax: What's my name? D
Wade Wilson: Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflow [...] D
[from leaked test footage] Deadpool: There's no e [...] D
Vanessa Carlysle: I've been trying to tell you ass [...] D
Dopinder: Who brought this twinkly man? Deadpool: [...] D
Deadpool: Okay, let's pro/con this superhero thing [...] D
Deadpool: I'm a bad guy who is paid to fuck up wor [...] D
Deadpool: [Shoots at Ajax and misses] Shit! Deadp [...] D
Colossus: Do you have off switch? Deadpool: Yeah, [...] D
Recruiter: Mr. Wilson. Wade Wilson: How can I hel [...] D
Blind Al: I get why you're so pissy, but your mood [...] D
Deadpool: How's the Kullen coming along? Ikea does [...] D
Dopinder: That's, uh, $27.50. Deadpool: I... I [...] D
Colossus: [to Negasonic] You ate breakfast, yes? B [...] D
Dopinder: Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? D [...] D
Deadpool: [Shoving car's cigarette lighter into go [...] D
Deadpool: I didn't just get the cure to el cancer, [...] D
Deadpool: [banging a door on a henchman] Where is [...] D
Ajax: What's my name? Deadpool: I'll spell it out [...] D
Deadpool: Daddy needs to express some rage. [star [...] D
[in the midst of a car crash] Deadpool: Shit. Did [...] D
[Thugs surround the SUV that Deadpool attacked. A [...] D
[frustrated with Deadpool after her IKEA furniture [...] D
Deadpool: And you are? Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [...] D
Wade Wilson: What if I just held on and never let [...] D
Vanessa Carlysle: [having sex, amazed at his stami [...] D
Deadpool: I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no her [...] D
Weasel: I would go with you, but... I don't want t [...] D
Wade Wilson: [to Ajax] You got something in your t [...] D
Colossus: You will come talk with Professor Xavier [...] D
Weasel: [to Wade about Vanessa] Go get her, tiger. D
Wade Wilson: Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becaus [...] D
Weasel: [to Deadpool before he heads out on a suic [...] D
Wade Wilson: It reeks like old lady pants in here. [...] D
Colossus: [during a fight, Angel Dust's boob poppe [...] D
Vanessa Carlysle: Hey, hands off the merchandise. [...] D
Strip Club DJ: You can't buy love, but you can ren [...] D
Ajax: You know the funniest part of this? You stil [...] D
Deadpool: And you, chicken noodle... Nothing compa [...] D
Wade Wilson: Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's li [...] D
Deadpool: Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a p [...] D
Deadpool: [to the audience in the after credits sc [...] D
Deadpool: How can I help you... besides luring chi [...] D
Vanessa Carlysle: I've played a lot of roles, dams [...] D
Deadpool: [walking towards Blind Al's home] She's [...] D
Deadpool: Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepper [...] D
Wade Wilson: Vanessa's already working on plan's A [...] D
Deadpool: You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend [...] D
Deadpool: LOOK! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be [...] D
Deadpool: Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, s [...] D
Blind Al: God, I miss cocaine. D
Wade Wilson: [Looking at a text from Ajax] What is [...] D
Deadpool: [to Angel Dust] You're a lovely lady, bu [...] D
Wade Wilson: Listen, we both know that cancer is a [...] D
Deadpool: [In the middle of a fistfight] Have you [...] D
Ajax: Jeez, you should thank me. Apparently, I mad [...] D
Blind Al: Why such a douche this morning? Wade Wi [...] D
Deadpool: [to The Recruiter] Nice to see you, Jare [...] D
Colossus: We can't allow this, Deadpool. Please, c [...] D
Blind Al: [as Deadpool washes his clothes] Use sel [...] D
Deadpool: Don't make me ask twice... where's Franc [...] D
Deadpool: [Punches Colussus in the groin, breaking [...] D
[Fires at Ajax multiple times and misses] Deadpoo [...] D
Deadpool: [upon learning Ajax took Vanessa] I'm go [...] D
Wade Wilson: Do you like what you see? Weasel: No [...] D
Wade Wilson: Here, check it out. She's sending awa [...] D
Deadpool: Did I say this was a love story? It's a [...] D
[the one scene where they don't have sex] Wade Wi [...] D
Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find [...] D
[from leaked test footage] Deadpool: Crime's the [...] D
Deadpool: [about to kill Ajax, he accidentally hit [...] D
Wade Wilson: You bet on me to die? Wow. Motherfuck [...] D
Deadpool: Whatever they did to me made me totally [...] D
Deadpool: [During the final battle] Bob? Bob: Wad [...] D
Blind Al: [holds Wade's regenerating hand] Am I cr [...] D
[Wastes two bullets on the corpse of a goon who sh [...] D
Wade Wilson: [drops fistful of tickets on counter] [...] D
Dopinder: I presume a crisp high five? Deadpool: [...] D
[from leaked test footage] Deadpool: [singing to [...] D
Deadpool: [to Vanessa] If I never see you again, k [...] D
Deadpool: I've been traveling to exotic places, Ba [...] D
Deadpool: I hope they blocked pain to your every l [...] D
Vanessa Carlysle: So, am I suppose to just smile a [...] D
Deadpool: [to Colossus] Listen, the day I decide t [...] D
Deadpool: [after breaking one of his legs] Ever he [...] D
Deadpool: [on X-Men Wolverine] I've got no problem [...] D
Deadpool: [attacked by a woman] You little spider- [...] D
Deadpool: Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas. D
Deadpool: [to the audience while slicing off his o [...] D
[after shooting three people in the head with one [...] D
Teen Girl #1: Hey, do you think you can fuck up my [...] D
Deadpool: [to a Spanish goon] ¿Dónde está [...] D
Vanessa Carlysle: Well I hate to break it to you, [...] D
Deadpool: I should've come and found you sooner, b [...] D
Deadpool: [farts] Hashtag drive-by. D
Deadpool: [as Angel Dust walk towards them] Finish [...] D
Strip Club DJ: Hey. Coming on to our stage right n [...] D
Ajax: Fucking Wade Wilson. Suppose I'd wear a mask [...] D
Colossus: [Deadpool is about to shoot Ajax] Wade! [...] D
Ajax: You're lovely. I don't know about anyone els [...] D
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You guys going for a bi [...] D
Colossus: You've been warned before, Deadpool. Thi [...] D
Deadpool: 41 confirmed kills. Now it's 80. About t [...] D
Wade Wilson: I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. [...] D
Deadpool: Cock-Shot! D
Deadpool: There's the money shot, baby. D
Deadpool: [to the audience] I know right? You're p [...] D
[Repeated line] Deadpool: Where's Francis? D
Deadpool: [to Colossus] You, go be a big brother t [...] D
Deadpool: [shot in the butt] Right up Main Street. D
Deadpool: A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall [...] D
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [pointing behind Deadpo [...] D
Ajax: We have everything we need now. Weasel: You [...] D
Recruiter: What if I told you we can cure your can [...] D
Recruiter: Mr. Wilson. Nothing warms my heart more [...] D
Buck: [smacks Vanessa's rear] I'd hit that. Wade [...] D
Wade Wilson: Shit. We're within 500 yards of a sch [...] D
Ajax: Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the [...] D
Teen Girl #1: Hey, could you talk to my Father-in- [...] D
Deadpool: [looks at the screen] Cue the music. D
[repeated line] Deadpool: Maximum effort. D
Ajax: I was a patient here once myself, you know. [...] D
Deadpool: Shit! I forgot the ammo! D
Deadpool: [Ripping his own underwear out of his pa [...] D
[first lines] Deadpool: Kinda lonesome back here. [...] D
Deadpool: [he forgot his guns] Goddammit! I'm gonn [...] D
Colossus: I've given Deadpool every chance to join [...] D
Wade Wilson: Here's what I'm actually gonna do? I' [...] D
Deadpool: [chasing a crippled henchman on a zambon [...] D
Weasel: [looking for Vanessa] Have you decided wha [...] D
[last lines] Deadpool: See? You don't need to be [...] D
Wade Wilson: [voiceover, after Vanessa has agreed [...] D
Deadpool: [his head smashed into back of driver's [...] D