Frasi

Ace Ventura: Yummy! D
Lois Einhorn: [to Emilio] Who let Dr. Dolittle in? D
Ace Ventura: Be careful with that phone, Lieutenan [...] D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: All righty then! D
Ronald Camp: [about his fish collection] They're w [...] D
Melissa: Have you ever heard of FAN? Ace Ventura: [...] D
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, gentleman. Pet Detective. [...] D
Ronald Camp: [Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so Sorr [...] D
Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to talk [...] D
Aguado: Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush. May [...] D
Lois Einhorn: And somebody get me some coffee! Ac [...] D
[Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, whi [...] D
Ace Ventura: [with a German accent] How can I be g [...] D
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the bat [...] D
Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immedi [...] D
Ace Ventura: Melissa, it's Ace! Melissa: Ace, whe [...] D
[Ace Ventura just got his car started] Ace Ventur [...] D
Ace Ventura: Once you get inside my head, there's [...] D
Ace Ventura: I have to have money to buy food. I h [...] D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: Loo-oo-ser! D
Ace Ventura: [to Shickadance] Why don't come to ta [...] D
Ace Ventura: [Ace executes a perfect 180-degree sl [...] D
Melissa: That was pretty impressive, what you did [...] D
Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof glas [...] D
Ace Ventura: Obsess much? D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER! D
[Ventura knocks on the door] Woodstock: What's th [...] D
Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. Ace Ventura: P [...] D
Melissa: Ace, get out of the tank. Ace Ventura: [ [...] D
Ace Ventura: [bending over and talking from his be [...] D
Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this d [...] D
Ace Ventura: No problem, it gets flooded, we'll ju [...] D
Lois Einhorn: Alright, Ventura. Make it quick. Ac [...] D
[Ace Ventura, bending over and talking from his be [...] D
Ace Ventura: Oh, by the way, I went ahead and solv [...] D
Ace Ventura: [as Captain Kirk] Captain's Log, star [...] D
Lois Einhorn: I need some refreshments, Dan. Would [...] D
Melissa: Ace, Where are you? Ace Ventura: I'm in [...] D
Ace Ventura: Receipts, what about receipts? There' [...] D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: Your gun is digging [...] D
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, yes. HDS coming through. I [...] D
[Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head] Ace [...] D
[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her und [...] D
Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, e [...] D
Melissa: I swear if you do anything to embarass me [...] D
Ace Ventura: Uncle Fester is looking for you. D
Ace Ventura: Snowflake. Here Snowflake. I've got a [...] D
Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure. [...] D
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa. Ace Ventura: Yes, [...] D
[Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching] Ace Ven [...] D
[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura] [...] D
Ace Ventura: Hmmm, unconscious. Exactly as I plann [...] D
Melissa: Ace? Ace Ventura: [holds the phone away [...] D
Ace Ventura: Good night, everybody. You've been a [...] D
Ace Ventura: [a swarm of animals emerge from vario [...] D
Ace Ventura: [after wrestling the Shark] Do not go [...] D
Riddle: I don't give a good goddamn about that fis [...] D
Lois Einhorn: [after she finishes wrestling with A [...] D
[mimicking Sean Connery] Ace Ventura: Lovely part [...] D
Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. [a s [...] D
Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there Si [...] D
Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wai [...] D
Ace Ventura: Where's Dan Marino? Melissa: Marino, [...] D
Ace Ventura: I'm ready to go in, coach, just give [...] D
Ace Ventura: Come to me jungle friends. D
[coming out of the men's room, all wet with his cl [...] D
[last lines] Announcer: The National Football Lea [...] D
Lois Einhorn: We'll find the porpoise. Ace Ventur [...] D
Ace Ventura: 351, 351, Rover sit. Ha! Ha! D
Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a conn [...] D
Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? Ace [...] D
Melissa: Why did it have to happen now, two weeks [...] D
Ace Ventura: Gee, let me think. Um sure. [sound o [...] D
Riddle: [angry] How in the hell do you lose a five [...] D
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... ju [...] D
Man: [aggressively] What do you want? Ace Ventura [...] D
Thug: Where the hell's the smelt? D
Ace Ventura: Half time! D
Ace Ventura: That was a close one ladies and gentl [...] D
Ace Ventura: Holy shitballs. D
Ace Ventura: Gee, Chuck, the date started out good [...] D
Ace Ventura: [has just finished 'singing' for Cann [...] D
Mr. Shickadance: [comes from behind Ace] Ventura. [...] D
Ace Ventura: Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that b [...] D
Aguado: Hey Ventura, Ventura. Make any good collar [...] D
Ronald Camp: Who is he, a friend? Melissa: No, th [...] D
Dan Marino: Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone knows [...] D
[Melissa is pretending to be Ace's sister to check [...] D
Dan Marino: Hey Ace? Ace Ventura: Yeah, Dan? Dan [...] D
[first lines] Ace Ventura: Heads up! Good defense [...] D
[Melissa and Ace are reading news clippings about [...] D
Man: Who are you? Ace Ventura: Ace Ventura, Pet D [...] D
Lois Einhorn: You've done some fine detective work [...] D
Ace Ventura: Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einhor [...] D
Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? [A [...] D
Sexy Woman: [after Ace has returned her dog] Thank [...] D
Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bath [...] D
Melissa: [in her office, she is showing Ace a vide [...] D
Ace Ventura: [to Lois] Oh there is just one more t [...] D
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like [...] D
Lois Einhorn: DIE ANIMAL BOY! Ace Ventura: Quick [...] D
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your st [...] D