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Ace Ventura: Yummy! D
Lois Einhorn: [to Emilio] Who let Dr. Dolittle i [...] D
Ace Ventura: Be careful with that phone, Lieuten [...] D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: All righty then! [...] D
Ronald Camp: [about his fish collection] They're [...] D
Melissa: Have you ever heard of FAN? Ace Ventur [...] D
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, gentleman. Pet Detective [...] D
Ronald Camp: [Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so So [...] D
Melissa: You know what? I'm not even going to ta [...] D
Aguado: Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush. M [...] D
Lois Einhorn: And somebody get me some coffee! [...] D
[Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, w [...] D
Ace Ventura: [with a German accent] How can I be [...] D
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, Ron, I need to use the b [...] D
Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked imme [...] D
Ace Ventura: Melissa, it's Ace! Melissa: Ace, w [...] D
[Ace Ventura just got his car started] Ace Vent [...] D
Ace Ventura: Once you get inside my head, there' [...] D
Ace Ventura: I have to have money to buy food. I [...] D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: Loo-oo-ser! D
Ace Ventura: [to Shickadance] Why don't come to [...] D
Ace Ventura: [Ace executes a perfect 180-degree [...] D
Melissa: That was pretty impressive, what you di [...] D
Ace Ventura: This is double-paned sound-proof gl [...] D
Ace Ventura: Obsess much? D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER! [...] D
[Ventura knocks on the door] Woodstock: What's [...] D
Melissa: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. Ace Ventura: [...] D
Melissa: Ace, get out of the tank. Ace Ventura: [...] D
Ace Ventura: [bending over and talking from his [...] D
Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this [...] D
Ace Ventura: No problem, it gets flooded, we'll [...] D
Lois Einhorn: Alright, Ventura. Make it quick. [...] D
[Ace Ventura, bending over and talking from his [...] D
Ace Ventura: Oh, by the way, I went ahead and so [...] D
Ace Ventura: [as Captain Kirk] Captain's Log, st [...] D
Lois Einhorn: I need some refreshments, Dan. Wou [...] D
Melissa: Ace, Where are you? Ace Ventura: I'm i [...] D
Ace Ventura: Receipts, what about receipts? Ther [...] D
[repeated line] Ace Ventura: Your gun is diggin [...] D
Ace Ventura: Excuse me, yes. HDS coming through. [...] D
[Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head] A [...] D
[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her u [...] D
Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, [...] D
Melissa: I swear if you do anything to embarass [...] D
Ace Ventura: Uncle Fester is looking for you. [...] D
Ace Ventura: Snowflake. Here Snowflake. I've got [...] D
Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure [...] D
Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa. Ace Ventura: Ye [...] D
[Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching] Ace V [...] D
[Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura [...] D
Ace Ventura: Hmmm, unconscious. Exactly as I pla [...] D
Melissa: Ace? Ace Ventura: [holds the phone awa [...] D
Ace Ventura: Good night, everybody. You've been [...] D
Ace Ventura: [a swarm of animals emerge from var [...] D
Ace Ventura: [after wrestling the Shark] Do not [...] D
Riddle: I don't give a good goddamn about that f [...] D
Lois Einhorn: [after she finishes wrestling with [...] D
[mimicking Sean Connery] Ace Ventura: Lovely pa [...] D
Ace Ventura: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. [a [...] D
Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there [...] D
Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't w [...] D
Ace Ventura: Where's Dan Marino? Melissa: Marin [...] D
Ace Ventura: I'm ready to go in, coach, just giv [...] D
Ace Ventura: Come to me jungle friends. D
[coming out of the men's room, all wet with his [...] D
[last lines] Announcer: The National Football L [...] D
Lois Einhorn: We'll find the porpoise. Ace Vent [...] D
Ace Ventura: 351, 351, Rover sit. Ha! Ha! D
Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a co [...] D
Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? Ac [...] D
Melissa: Why did it have to happen now, two week [...] D
Ace Ventura: Gee, let me think. Um sure. [sound [...] D
Riddle: [angry] How in the hell do you lose a fi [...] D
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes... [...] D
Man: [aggressively] What do you want? Ace Ventu [...] D
Thug: Where the hell's the smelt? D
Ace Ventura: Half time! D
Ace Ventura: That was a close one ladies and gen [...] D
Ace Ventura: Holy shitballs. D
Ace Ventura: Gee, Chuck, the date started out go [...] D
Ace Ventura: [has just finished 'singing' for Ca [...] D
Mr. Shickadance: [comes from behind Ace] Ventura [...] D
Ace Ventura: Yes, yes, oh yes! Can you feel that [...] D
Aguado: Hey Ventura, Ventura. Make any good coll [...] D
Ronald Camp: Who is he, a friend? Melissa: No, [...] D
Dan Marino: Hi, I'm Dan Marino and if anyone kno [...] D
[Melissa is pretending to be Ace's sister to che [...] D
Dan Marino: Hey Ace? Ace Ventura: Yeah, Dan? D [...] D
[first lines] Ace Ventura: Heads up! Good defen [...] D
[Melissa and Ace are reading news clippings abou [...] D
Man: Who are you? Ace Ventura: Ace Ventura, Pet [...] D
Lois Einhorn: You've done some fine detective wo [...] D
Ace Ventura: Finkle and Einhorn, Finkle and Einh [...] D
Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? [...] D
Sexy Woman: [after Ace has returned her dog] Tha [...] D
Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that ba [...] D
Melissa: [in her office, she is showing Ace a vi [...] D
Ace Ventura: [to Lois] Oh there is just one more [...] D
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you li [...] D
Lois Einhorn: DIE ANIMAL BOY! Ace Ventura: Quic [...] D
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your [...] D