The Faculty

Titolo originale: The Faculty
Regia: Robert Rodriguez |
Anno: 1998
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Horror Fantascienza
Tag: drug dealer | high school | homophobia | paranoia | alien | teacher | alien invasion | drugs | alien infection | social status | parasite | creature feature | school nurse | body snatchers | alien parasites | parasites | body horror | teenager | teen scream |
Cast: Jordana Brewster | Clea DuVall | Josh Hartnett | Shawn Hatosy | Laura Harris | Salma Hayek Pinault | Famke Janssen | Piper Laurie | Christopher McDonald | Jon Stewart | Bebe Neuwirth | Robert Patrick | Usher | Daniel von Bargen | Elijah Wood | Summer Phoenix | Jon Abrahams | Danny Masterson | Wiley Wiggins | Susan Willis | Pete Janssen | Tina Rodriguez | Libby Villari | Harry Jay Knowles | Donna Casey | Louis Black | Eric Jungmann | Chris Viteychuk | Jim Johnston | Duane Martin | Katherine Willis | Mike Lutz | Douglas Aarniokoski | Michelle Fairbanks | Kidada Jones | Heath Young | Michael Bliss | R.C. Keene | Eric Vespe | Brad Schreiber | Tony Tamayo | Cassandra L. Small | Rick Olmos | Dannie Helen Loraine Knowles | Jason May |

Siamo all'Herrington High (situato nel mezzo dell'Ohio) nel quale gli insegnanti ed il personale vengono posseduti da parassiti. Gli insegnanti iniziano quindi a infettare gli studenti con l'organismo. Un gruppetto di studenti capisce la situazione e resiste. Tra questi abbiamo: Zeke Tyler (Josh Hartnett), un genio solitario che ripete il suo ultimo anno, i cui genitori sono sempre in viaggio, che vende una droga simile alla cocaina ai suoi compagni di corso; Stan Rosado (Shawn Hatosy), un burlone che decide all'ultimo anno di uscire dalla squadra di football per incentrarsi sullo studio; la fidanzata di Stan, Delilah Profit (Jordana Brewster), una ragazza popolare e vendicativa che è l'editor-in-chief della testata studentesca; Casey Connor (Elijah Wood), un disadattato picchiato costantemente dagli studenti con un debole per Delilah ed è un abile fotografo per il giornale studentesco.

Frasi

Delilah: Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weav [...] D
Zeke: Hello Miss Burke! Miss Burke: Hello sweety [...] D
Marybeth: What happens at the end of all those sto [...] D
[first lines] Coach Willis: You got to pick up th [...] D
Zeke: Stan, take it. Stan: No way, you're takin' [...] D
Mr. Furlong: [pulling on gloves to inspect the wei [...] D
Casey: I say we go for the coach. He turned Stan. [...] D
Casey: God, you can be such a... Delilah: What? [...] D
[Stokley bumps into Stan] Stokely: Get a fucking [...] D
Stokely: Crash and burn, Casey. D
Stan: It must really blow being you. Casey: You h [...] D
Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especi [...] D
Stan: Coach, I've been thinking ahead, and I've de [...] D
Delilah: Your fanclub is here. Casey: Network or [...] D
Stokely: [to Casey] You know, Casey, I think you'v [...] D
Zeke: Casey, the only person in this school who's [...] D
[last lines] Casey: Things sure have changed, hav [...] D
Mrs. Karen Olson: [after stabbing Principal Drake [...] D
Casey: [after being told to sniff scat] Why me fir [...] D
Marybeth: I'm pretty alien myself today. D
[Stokely kisses Stan] Stokely: I just don't want [...] D
Stokely: [about Delilah] Should've known that craz [...] D
Zeke: Crusoe was afraid he'd be stuck on the islan [...] D
Stokely: What are we going to do with the police n [...] D
Zeke: That's called a gun, man. D
Casey: We think aliens are taking over the school. D
Mrs. Jessica Brummel: [regarding the aliens] You d [...] D
Zeke: Now, you, Delilah. Delilah: No. Her first. [...] D
[about Delilah] Zeke: Is she always this much fun [...] D
Zeke: [while seeing 'alien'-Miss Burke looking for [...] D
Stokely: So they've just been setting us up over t [...] D
Stan: Aliens have taken over the fucking school! D
Stan: Is this gonna be on the test? Mr. John Tate [...] D
Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose [...] D
Zeke: Here, take this. Casey: Now Marybeth. Zeke [...] D
Stan: Come on guys, this is nuts. Delilah: Then l [...] D
Nurse Harper: There's not enough drugs in this wor [...] D
Stan: Open... the door. It is so much better. Ther [...] D
Gabe: Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet. [...] D
Marybeth: You know in my world Casey, there were l [...] D
Stan: [to Delilah] I'm not an alien, I'm disconten [...] D
Coach Willis: You're not much into sports. Casey: [...] D
Stokely: You know, you were right about me. I don' [...] D
Stokely: I always thought the only alien in this h [...] D
Zeke: [to Marybeth] So, if anyone finds us in here [...] D
Mr. Furlong: Kindly take your seats. This will be [...] D
Stokely: Walk much? Stan: You ran into me, beast. D
Zeke: [to Stan] No pain Stan? If you come in here [...] D
[Zeke gives two students fake ID cards] F'%# Up # [...] D
Stan: Mrs Brummel, what the FUCK! D
Zeke: This is where I get my equipment. Marybeth: [...] D
Delilah: [to Casey] You're that geeky Stephen King [...] D
Zeke: [to Marybeth] Just doin' my part for the dec [...] D
Coach Willis: [over the P.A. system after attackin [...] D
Marybeth: This is your big secret? Caffeine pills? [...] D
Zeke: Guaranteed to jack you up. D
Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you n [...] D
Zeke: You both take the drug. Casey: Ohh... showd [...] D
Zeke: Not today. It's too damn hot, and I got zero [...] D
Marybeth: [to a pierced student] I really love wha [...] D
Delilah: Hello Casey. Where ya gonna go, huh? The [...] D
Stokely: Is this usually the point where someone s [...] D
[Stan wants to quit football to study] Delilah: Y [...] D
Gabe: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way. Casey: I [...] D
Marybeth: I'm new here. Stokely: No shit. D
Stokely: [seeing Marybeth turn into a huge alien] [...] D
Stokely: Body Snatchers is a story somebody made u [...] D
Zeke: Yeah, my parents are dead too. Marybeth: Re [...] D
Delilah: Don't you just love how Stokely accessori [...] D
Casey: If you were going to take over the world, w [...] D
Stan: You think aliens have infested our school? [...] D
Casey: You're not buying this, are you? Stokely: [...] D
Nurse Harper: I'm saving my sick-days till when I' [...] D
Miss Burke: Zeke, you cannot conduct personal busi [...] D