Scemo & più scemo

Titolo originale: Dumb and Dumber
Regia: Peter Farrelly |
Anno: 1994
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: gas station | utah | motel | stupidity | cigar smoking | road trip | pill | prank | criminal | buddy | fired from the job | clumsiness | stepparent stepchild relationship | aspen colorado | parakeet | defecation | scooter | endangered species | foolish | laxative |
Cast: Jim Carrey | Jeff Daniels | Lauren Holly | Teri Garr | Charles Rocket | Karen Duffy | Mike Starr | Felton Perry | Hank Brandt | Brad Lockerman | Victoria Rowell | Brady Bluhm | Cam Neely | Rob Moran | Joe Baker | Kathryn Frick | Zen Gesner | Lawrence Kopp | Clint Allen | Connie Sawyer | Lin Shaye | Mike Watkiss | Harland Williams | Diane Kinerk | Lisa Stothard | Sean Gildea | Charles Rahi Chun | Helen Boll | Fred Stoller | Hillary Matthews | Karen Ingram | Jesse Borja | Vené L. Arcoraci | Anna Anka | Samantha Carpel | Elaine Wood | Bruce Bowns | Denise Vienne | Nancy Farrelly | Catalina Izasa | Samatha Pearson | Ken Duvall | Cecile Krevoy | George Bedard | Bill Beauchene | Gary Sivertsen | John Stroehman | Terry Mullany | Brad Blank | Mark Miosky | Mike Cavallo | Tom Leasca | Kevin Sheehan | Kenny Griswold | Brian Mone | Brad Norton | Chris Spain | Paul Pelletier | Mark Levine | Billy Smith | Mark Charpentier | James 'Sporty' Ahern | Jim Blake | Traci Adell | Anita Rice | Pam Nielson | Nancy Barker | Brad Lowder | Doug Caputo | James Horrocks | Clemens E. Franek | Valentina Marie Lomborg | Kirsten Maryott | Bryan Moss | Irene Santiago | Craig Patterson | Josh Shipley | John Yost | Rick Barker | Jaclyn Bernstein | Don Shanks |

Harry e Lloyd sono due "senza-cervello" che cercano di restituire una valigia che hanno trovato alla sua bellissima proprietaria. Dopo innumerevoli peripezie crederanno di essere arrivati a destinazione, ma cosa succederà allora?

Frasi

Mary Swanson: Okay, how do you guys know each othe [...] D
Harry Dunne: I don't get it, Lloyd. She told me te [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: So where are you headin'? Mary S [...] D
Mrs. Neugeboren: Where have you been, Dunne? My do [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [Harry is choking him barehanded [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [Opening the door on Nicholas And [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: She actually talked to me. Harry [...] D
Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be [...] D
Harry Dunne: [his tongue is frozen stuck to the sk [...] D
Harry Dunne: So you got fired again, eh? Lloyd Ch [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: I want to ask you a question, str [...] D
Harry Dunne: I can't believe we drove around all d [...] D
Anxious Man at Phone: [pacing outside of phone boo [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can g [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [sees framed newspaper article ab [...] D
Dale's Man: They're driving an '84... Sheepdog. D
Harry Dunne: That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius. [...] D
Beth: I'm gonna give you my number. Let's see if I [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [as he leaves a convenience store [...] D
[while looking back at Mary] Lloyd Christmas: The [...] D
State Trooper: [Harry is driving fast and a cop is [...] D
Harry Dunne: [Harry just emptied himself into Mary [...] D
[Joe Mentalino is having an ulcer attack] Lloyd C [...] D
Nicholas Andre: [sees Harry and Lloyd approaching [...] D
Joe Mentalino: Shut up! Now we don't even know who [...] D
Joe Mentalino: So why are you guys going to Aspen? [...] D
Beth: So I told myself. Beth you just got to run g [...] D
Sea Bass: [Harry accidentally throws a salt shaker [...] D
[coming out of the 7-11] Lloyd Christmas: Hey, gu [...] D
[first lines] Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me. Could y [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [Lloyd and Harry stop to pick up [...] D
Mary Swanson: This is incredible. You mean to say [...] D
Karl Swanson: "Now Helen we've been through this a [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [to Harry] How about you go over [...] D
[checking Harry & Lloyd's apartment] Joe Mentalin [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [Reaching over Joe Mantelino] You [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: I get 70 miles to the gallon on t [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [after getting off the moped with [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Wanna hear the most annoying soun [...] D
Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there! Lloyd [...] D
Joe Mentalino: Gas man. How the hell did they know [...] D
Harry Dunne: [a large bus full of gorgeous women i [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Mock Harry Dunne: Yeah! Lloyd C [...] D
[Harry and Lloyd are spending the evening in a rom [...] D
Harry Dunne: I can't believe it. Lloyd Christmas: [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, we got no jobs... [...] D
Harry Dunne: Skis, huh? Beth: That's right! Harr [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Some people just aren't cut out f [...] D
Harry Dunne: What's in the briefcase? Lloyd Chris [...] D
Joe Mentalino: Feeling better, girls? Harry Dunne [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: I'm only human, Harry! Come on! S [...] D
Harry Dunne: Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [while telling Harry what to tell [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: All we need to do is show a littl [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, Flo? [Harry and Lloyd [...] D
Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bul [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Boy, this party really died. D
Lloyd Christmas: [after a confrontation with Sea B [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Husband? Wait a minute. What was [...] D
Harry Dunne: [shivering] I can't feel my f-fingers [...] D
Nicholas Andre: [Over the phone] Don't forget that [...] D
Mary Swanson: [after hearing on TV about the kid w [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Listen, Mr. Samsonite, about the [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, little old lady. Do yo [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: I can't stop once I stop going Ha [...] D
Harry Dunne: What's her last name? I'll look it up [...] D
Harry Dunne: Where's the booze? Lloyd Christmas: [...] D
[man and woman walk by] Harry Dunne: Ooh, look at [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Excuse me, gunman. Who are you? [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: This is the life... cold beer, a [...] D
Harry Dunne: According to the map, we've only gone [...] D
Harry Dunne: Where did you get those? Lloyd Chris [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. [...] D
[Harry and Lloyd hear a knock on their door and lo [...] D
State Trooper: Pullover! Harry Dunne: No, it's a [...] D
Joe Mentalino: Guys! Guys! Guys! Fellas... you thi [...] D
Harry Dunne: Yesterday was one of the greatest day [...] D
[Deleted scene] Lloyd Christmas: Let me ask you s [...] D
Harry Dunne: Nice set of hooters you got there! M [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: What the hell are we doing here, [...] D
Mary Swanson: So you'll pick me up tonight at seve [...] D
Harry Dunne: She gave me a bunch of crap about me [...] D
State Trooper: You fellas been doing a bit of booz [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: I said, "Do you love me?" and she [...] D
Harry Dunne: [on seeing the dogs covered in food] [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [after Harry saves his life] Harr [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: This isn't my real job, you know. [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Suck me sideways. D
Harry Dunne: What's with the briefcase? Lloyd Chr [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: You spilled the salt, that's what [...] D
Harry Dunne: Who's got the foot long? D
Lloyd Christmas: If I know Mary as well as I think [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: They got the Monkees. They were a [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: The first time I set eyes on Mary [...] D
Beth: [at the gas station] Uh sir, you're... you'r [...] D
Harry Dunne: [while Lloyd is urinating filling up [...] D
[to the dogs in his van] Harry Dunne: OK, gang, y [...] D
Harry Dunne: Weirdo. Lloyd Christmas: Sucker of b [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport? Fly [...] D
Harry Dunne: Hi, Lloyd. Lloyd Christmas: Hi, Harr [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: Mary Christmas. Mrs. Mary Christm [...] D
Harry Dunne: [after Lloyd trades the van in for a [...] D
Lloyd Christmas: [addressing Mary] I'm crazy about [...] D