Ammesso

Titolo originale: Accepted
Regia: Steve Pink |
Anno: 2006
Origine: United States of America | Australia |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: straitjacket | college | fraud | girlfriend | university | frat party | electro shock | college admission | best friends | comedy |
Cast: Justin Long | Jonah Hill | Blake Lively | Adam Herschman | Columbus Short | Maria Thayer | Lewis Black | Jim O'Heir | Mark Derwin | Ann Cusack | Hannah Marks | Robin Lord Taylor | Diora Baird | Lisa Gleave | Joe Hursley | Jeremy Howard | Anthony Heald | Ross Patterson | Sam Horrigan | Travis Van Winkle | Kaitlin Doubleday | Kellan Lutz | Brendan Miller | Chantelle Tibbs | Skyler Stone | Darcy Shean | Brian Powell | Scott Adsit | Lindy Loundagin | Steve Little | Parker Quinn | Artie Baxter | Greg Sestero | Sara Jean Underwood | Alejandra Gutierrez | Yorke Fryer | James Taku Leung | Jay Harik | Mathew Vigil | Debbon Ayer | Carla Jimenez | Ned Schmidtke | Tim Bagley | Ray Santiago | Margaret Travolta | Ethan Hova | Criscilla Anderson | Larke Hasstedt | Meredith Giangrande | Kate French | Zoe Di Stefano | David Carmon | Armen Weitzman | Christopher Khai | Jamie Leffler | Wendy Rodriguez | Richard Alan Brown | Mylika Davis | Laurie Meghan Phelps | Portis Hershey | Joseph Stiteler | Asher Gold |

Bartleby Gaines ha un problema: non è stato ammesso a nessun college presso cui abbia fatto domanda e ciò non può piacere ai suoi genitori. Nella sua stessa situazione si trovano altri amici e amiche. Che fare? Con l’aiuto di Internet ci si inventa un’università inesistente, il South Harmon Institute of Technology (acronimo SHIT con tutte le battute del caso). Poi si ristruttura in parte (grazie alle prime quote versate dalle famiglie) un istituto psichiatrico e si dà il via alle lezioni (con uno zio a cui è stato revocato l’incarico di insegnamento nella scuola ufficiale) ritrovandosi un numero considerevole di iscritti frustrati dai rifiuti dei college ‘veri’. Peccato che nella zona ce ne sia uno di questi, frequentato da studenti spocchiosi e con un preside che assomiglia a Bush. Se volete vedere un film sessantottino girato nel 2006 Ammesso fa per voi.

Frasi

Hoyt Ambrose: You want me to give you something fu [...] D
Sherman Schrader: [looking at the rundown, abandon [...] D
Rory: College is for pussies! D
Sherman Schrader: I don't want to be here alone wh [...] D
Sherman Schrader: Right, you date Monica Morlan. [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, come on. Don't be scare [...] D
Glen: [ordering around in the kitchen] I got 85 po [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Nah, I'm not going to answer your [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Glen since when have you been wor [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: What the hell happened? Glen: An [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: [waving and fake smiling at girls [...] D
Glen: [holding a rambutan in his hand] WHAT ARE YO [...] D
Abernathy: [raises hand straight up in air and jum [...] D
Freaky Student: I want to learn how to blow shit u [...] D
Rory: Ever since nursery school, every single waki [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Listen guys, there are plenty of [...] D
Sherman Schrader: Who was that? Bartleby Gaines: [...] D
Glen: Keep your voices down, people are playing. D
Uncle Ben: [the panel has demanded to know if ther [...] D
Uncle Ben: Do me a favor, enjoy your time here. Yo [...] D
Sherman Schrader: Ask me about my wiener! D
Abernathy: Hi there! What's your name? My name's A [...] D
Kiki: Glen, I love your wads! D
Glen: Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pell [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: I could go to jail. Uncle Ben: D [...] D
Uncle Ben: I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of [...] D
Sherman Schrader: It was your idea to put "accepta [...] D
Monica: There are a lot of things in my life that [...] D
Glen: [seeing the cobweb infested kitchen for the [...] D
Uncle Ben: [to Group] What is learning? It's payin [...] D
Jack Gaines: [on the phone] Tell me what classes y [...] D
Diane Gaines: Are you huffing? Bartleby Gaines: O [...] D
[Dean Van Horne's BMW explodes as he walks toward [...] D
Uncle Ben: Right or Left? Glen: Right Uncle Ben: [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired? Glen: I got [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: And they all paid first semester' [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader, what about you? What do [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Uh, Dean Lewis why don't you tell [...] D
Uncle Ben: You know a lot of people say that colle [...] D
Dean Van Horne: Rejection. That's what makes a col [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Hey Rory, hows it goin? What's wr [...] D
Hands: [while Bartleby is on the phone, Glen is on [...] D
Uncle Ben: Health insurance my ass! They don't pay [...] D
Diane Gaines: I knew we should've started preparin [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Remember that time we had to stea [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: You said you didn't wanna be a pa [...] D
Kiki: Come again? No, really, come again. PLEASE c [...] D
Glen: Holy Balls D
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader what about you? Sherman [...] D
Sherman Schrader: This place is awesome cause now [...] D
Girl: Can you sign a copy of your book for me? I g [...] D
Jack Gaines: Listen, I took another look at that w [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Does the run-of-the-mill college [...] D
Uncle Ben: I'm going off the grid. No more Franchi [...] D
Sherman Schrader: Yeah, cool guys. Let's start thi [...] D
Sherman Schrader: Yes! Yes! I want it! I want ever [...] D
Bartleby Gaines: Hey Shrad, do you know any places [...] D
Sherman Schrader: [screams loudly and high-pitched [...] D