Scary Movie

Titolo originale: Scary Movie
Regia: Keenen Ivory Wayans |
Anno: 2000
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: high school | psychopath | garage | satire | parody | crude humor | spoof | horror spoof | drugs | aftercreditsstinger | satirical | horror parody | hilarious |
Cast: Anna Faris | Jon Abrahams | Marlon Wayans | Shawn Wayans | Regina Hall | Shannon Elizabeth | Cheri Oteri | Carmen Electra | Tanja Reichert | Lochlyn Munro | Dave Sheridan | Kurt Fuller | Rick Ducommun | Keenen Ivory Wayans | Marissa Jaret Winokur | Dan Joffre | Lloyd Berry | David L. Lander | Kelly Coffield Park | Trevor Roberts | Jayne Trcka | Karen Kruper | Kendall Saunders | Glynis Davies | Jessica Van der Veen | Jennifer Ann Lee | Frank B. Moore | Giacomo Baessato | Kyle Graham | Leanne Santos | Mark McConchie | Matthew Paxman | Chris Robson | Susan Shears | Peter Bryant | Andrea Nemeth | Craig Bruhnanski | Reg Tupper | Babe Dolan | David Neale | Nels Lennarson | Nicola Crosbie | Ian Bliss | Chris Wilding | Peter Hanlon | Ted Cole | Doreen Ramus | Lee R. Mayes | Mark Hoeppner | Jim Shepard | Dexter Bell | Ted Gill | Andrew Keilty | James Van Der Beek | Johnny Hawkes | Kevin Hansen | Art Hives | Bruce Mahler | Zahf Paroo | Aubrey Tennant | China Shavers |

Tutto ha inizio con l'assassinio della bellissima studentessa liceale Drew Decker. I suoi compagni di classe scoprono che c'è un serial killer intorno a loro, anche se non sembra troppo originale... i suoi 'modi operandi' sono infatti ispirati ai classici horror degli ultimi anni. Cindy e i suoi amici devono proteggersi dal pericolo in ogni modo.

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Miss Mann: Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off yo [...] D
[the guys picking up the dead guy's body] Greg: I [...] D
Cindy Campbell: Ray, if you see Bobby, will you te [...] D
The Killer: [on the phone] What's was that noise? [...] D
Brenda: Shorty, why you have to be so loud? And ma [...] D
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, look at me! I'm all dead! D
Gail Hailstorm: Is that drool? Deputy Doofy: Yeah [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: What can you tell us about the vic [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: [TV version] Cindy! Cindy! Your bu [...] D
Cindy Campbell: Look, if it's about that time I pu [...] D
Buffy Gilmore: Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend t [...] D
Shorty: [answers phone] Yo. The Killer: Hello, Sh [...] D
Deputy Doofy: I said, don't disturb me when I'm cl [...] D
Teacher: It's days like today that we need prayer [...] D
Buffy Gilmore: Oh my god, we hit a boot! Greg: Wh [...] D
Miss Mann: The police have asked us to give you th [...] D
Beauty Pageant MC: [singing] Here she is. Miss Tee [...] D
Buffy Gilmore: Hey do you think the press is gonna [...] D
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hop [...] D
Ray: Damn girl, I sure like to get in your pants.. [...] D
Cindy Campbell: Greg, you're not the only one who [...] D
Ray: [dressing Brenda up in football clothes] Get [...] D
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, now I am gonna fall and break m [...] D
The Killer: [after stumbling around, letting his v [...] D
[the killer attacks Heather, while Gail watches, r [...] D
Shorty: Yo, man. It's like I seen all this shit be [...] D
Brenda: [Sucking the sauce off her fingers and scr [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: [while running away from the kille [...] D
Cindy Campbell: [before pushing a dead fisherman i [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: Isn't Cindy Campbell's father a su [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: Kenny, I know you're probably crap [...] D
The Killer: [reading pornography magazine] Nice br [...] D
The Killer: [rapping] I'm gonna slash and gash, cu [...] D
Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watch [...] D
Deputy Doofy: Special Officer Doofy reporting! Po [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of "You [...] D
Cindy Campbell: Someone murdered my friends! Cind [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: Heather, has it ever crossed your [...] D
Cindy's Dad: I thought I heard screaming in here! [...] D
Sheriff: How are you today Cindy? Cindy Campbell: [...] D
Ray: [displaying a yellow sleeveless shirt] Does t [...] D
Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge [...] D
Cindy Campbell: Why are you doing this? Bobby: Wh [...] D
Dawson Leery: [starts to climb through a window] W [...] D
[a rabbi stabs Brenda with a knife] Rabbi: You ru [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: Cindy, Cindy your ass looks fat! [...] D
[after hitting a fisherman crossing the road] Cin [...] D
Cindy Campbell: What's wrong? Bobby, she's gone an [...] D
Bobby: You hear? Drew got killed last night. Ray: [...] D
Deputy Doofy: I go poopie. Sheriff: Did you just [...] D
Cindy's Dad: Oh you are my little girl, I love you [...] D
Black TV Reporter: We're here reporting live for " [...] D
Cindy Campbell: I thought you loved me. Bobby: Oh [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: You don't get it? Well here's what [...] D
Bobby: I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and [...] D
[first lines] Drew Decker: [answers a ringing pho [...] D
Brenda: I know you better get out of my face! [Br [...] D
[after Miss Mann's "secret" is apparent to Cindy] [...] D
Homeless Man: You got a dollar? Buffy Gilmore: Ge [...] D
The Killer: What's your favorite scary movie? Dre [...] D
Bobby: That's very, uh, seventies of you. D
Drew Decker: [on the phone with killer] Or else my [...] D
Heather: The First Amendment gives us the right to [...] D
Shorty: Theres blood, guts and asses everywhere, s [...] D
Gail Hailstorm: Chubzilla! Listen up! D
Gail Hailstorm: I'm going to try and get a glimpse [...] D
The Killer: Do you know where I am? [Feet are sti [...] D
Brenda: Shorty, what are you doing driving? I know [...] D