Harold & Kumar - Due amici in fuga

Titolo originale: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Regia: Hayden Schlossberg Jon Hurwitz
Anno: 2008
Origine: United States of America
Generi: Commedia Avventura
Tag: guantanamo bay | road trip | guantánamo | cannabis | terrorism | east asian lead | buddy | stoner | aftercreditsstinger | duringcreditsstinger | stoner movie | amused |
Cast: John Cho Kal Penn Neil Patrick Harris Rob Corddry Jack Conley David Krumholtz Eddie Kaye Thomas Roger Bart Eric Winter Christopher Meloni Danneel Ackles Beverly D'Angelo Missi Pyle Jon Reep Paula Garcés Crystal Mantecon Richard Christy Adam Herschman Amir Talai Ava Knighten Santana Chantel Silvain Echo Valley Marisa Belinda Claudia Pena Ed Helms D'Anthony Palms Mark Muñoz James Adomian Courtney Shay Young Katheryn Rice Todd Voltz Jackson Beals Kristen de Nes Mark Turner Randal Reeder Errol Sitahal Clyde Kusatsu Mary Deese Juli Erickson Kelvin Payton Ron Fagan Frank Mondaruli Lester Speight Hugo Perez Colton Gramm Patrick Michael Carney Jason Konopisos-Alvarez Chris Warner Carsten H.W. Lorenz Angus Sutherland Rob Andrist Plourde Nicole Graves Josh Heald Jon Hurwitz Hayden Schlossberg Jimmy Lee Jr. Krystal Mayo

Harold e Kumar decidono di partire per Amsterdam ma durante il volo una donna scambia Kumar per un terrorista a causa del suo aspetto mediorientale così che l’aereo viene fatto ritornare indietro e i due immediatamente arrestati e imprigionati nel campo di detenzione di Guantanamo Bay a Cuba. Appena un'ora dopo i due riescono a fuggire e raggiunti gli Stati Uniti si mettono in viaggio per il Texas nella speranza che Colton, il nuovo fidanzato di Vanessa (l’ex ragazza di Kumar) possa aiutarli a rimettere le cose a posto grazie alle sue amicizie con la Casa Bianca. Harold e Kumar, braccati e ricercati dalle autorità di tutto il Paese intraprendono così un altro sconsiderato viaggio durante il quale rincontrano ancora una volta Neil Patrick Harris che offrendogli un passaggio in auto li trascina in altre disavventure sulla strada per il Texas.

Frasi

Goldstein: The other night I ended up at that As [...]	D
Kumar Patel: Look how cute this deer is, dude. N [...]	D
Harold Lee: Yo, I'm not joining the mile high cl [...]	D
Harold Lee: Quiet, Anus.	D
Neil Patrick Harris: Anyway, last day of shootin [...]	D
Harold Lee: Hey, I ran into Todd at Whitaker's, [...]	D
Neil Patrick Harris: [High] Did you see that uni [...]	D
Harold Lee: If you like weed so much, why don't [...]	D
Ron Fox: Do you have a problem with the way I ru [...]	D
Neil Patrick Harris: [on Unicorn] If you want to [...]	D
Kumar Patel: This car is frickin' sweet! Harold [...]	D
Harold Lee: Can we have the right to make a phon [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [to illegal immigrant] I'm telling [...]	D
Harold Lee: After all the shit we've been throug [...]	D
[at a brothel, a la Ricky Ricardo] Neil Patrick [...]	D
Harold Lee: Please, sir. This is all a big mista [...]	D
Vanessa: Did you take calculus in high school or [...]	D
Basketball player: Yo, I'm serious about that Ko [...]	D
Big Bob: I'm Big Bob. You boys ready for your co [...]	D
Lt. Derek Davis: All right. Cockmeat sandwich ti [...]	D
Kumar Patel: What are you doing here, man? Neil [...]	D
Vanessa: You remember that time that you broke i [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [reciting the poem 'The Square Root [...]	D
[last lines] Kumar Patel: Ladies and Roldy, how [...]	D
Harold Lee: Why does everything has to be a huge [...]	D
Goldstein: Don't insult us, alright? I don't kno [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [at a KKK bonfire] You guys wanna h [...]	D
Kumar Patel: What's up with this party? Raza: W [...]	D
George W. Bush: Shit. It's Cheney. Come on, you [...]	D
Kumar Patel: Thanks for stopping. Neil Patrick [...]	D
Harold Lee: Can you focus on the driving? Focus [...]	D
Light-Skinned Black Security: [after Kumar walks [...]	D
Ron Fox: [upon seeing Harold] What's up with the [...]	D
Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other p [...]	D
Harold Lee: [while running through jungle with K [...]	D
Kumar Patel: I fucked up, okay? And I always fuc [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [after jumping out of airplane] Oh [...]	D
Kumar Patel: Are all the guards in Guantanamo Ba [...]	D
Kumar Patel: I thought you were joking when you [...]	D
Kumar Patel: I've never had to suck a dick befor [...]	D
Neil Patrick Harris: [Absolute last line of movi [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [upon seeing Raza's pubic hair] Tha [...]	D
Colton: Look, I know things can be hectic with t [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [Admiring one of his own turds floa [...]	D
Harold Lee: It's because of assholes like you th [...]	D
Harold Lee: In less than eight hours we're gonna [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [after being pissed on by a Klansma [...]	D
Deputy Frye: I assume Secretary Whitmore is comi [...]	D
Harold Lee: [while Harold and Kumar are parachut [...]	D
[at the Klan bonfire] Harold Lee: I did knee an [...]	D
Grand Wizard: [upon hearing noise] What the nigg [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [after getting through checkpoint] [...]	D
Neil Patrick Harris: What's your name, miss? Ti [...]	D
Harold Lee: Is that a KKK bonfire? Kumar Patel: [...]	D
Harold Lee: We gotta get Neil! Kumar Patel: Why [...]	D
Travis: Look what we got here, brothers! [pulls [...]	D
Kumar Patel: I have this fantasy... Vanessa: Wh [...]	D
Kenny: When it comes to feeling good, I'd rate p [...]	D
Mr. Lee: [in English] Look, we have been America [...]	D
Dr. Beecher: [holding Fox at gunpoint] It's peop [...]	D
Ron Fox: Neil... Patrick... Harris. Neil Patric [...]	D
Kumar Patel: [to Vanessa] Look, I can't promise [...]	D
Neil Patrick Harris: Gentlemen, start your engin [...]	D
Kumar Patel: Hey, you don't happen to have a Bab [...]	D
Neil Patrick Harris: I have a lost love story of [...]	D
Kumar Patel: Harold Lee, I'd like to introduce y [...]	D
[upon seeing Kumar lighting up bong in airplane [...]	D
Basketball player: Yo, see if he got Kool-aid! [...]	D
[first lines] Kumar Patel: [taking a dump] Oh G [...]	D