Io, me & Irene

Titolo originale: Me, Myself & Irene
Regia: Peter Farrelly | Bobby Farrelly |
Anno: 2000
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: schizophrenia | road trip | ex-cop | aftercreditsstinger | duringcreditsstinger | hilarious | ridiculous |
Cast: Jim Carrey | Renée Zellweger | Anthony Anderson | Robert Forster | Richard Jenkins | Zen Gesner | Mongo Brownlee | Jerod Mixon | Chris Cooper | Cam Neely | Shannon Whirry | Traylor Howard | Tony Cox | Rob Moran | Nikki Tyler-Flynn | Steve Tyler | Richard Tyson | Michael Bowman | Mike Cerrone | Daniel Greene | Andrew Phillips | Jeremy Maleek Leggett | Justin Chandler | Steve Sweeney | Lenny Clarke | Herbie Flynn | Heather Hodder | Tracey Abbott | Jackie Flynn | Googy Gress | Joey McGilberry | Sean Gildea | Anna Kournikova | Bob Mone | Danny Murphy | Brian Hayes Currie | Mark Leahy | Kevin J. Flynn | Conrad Goode | John Mark Andrade | Scott T. Neely | Jerry Parker | Heather Dyson | Christine DiCarlo | Mark Levine | John-Eliot Jordan | Bob Weeks | Ezra Buzzington | Will Coogan | Rex Allen Jr. | Lin Shaye | Leslie Munroe | Harley Brown Sr. | Ray 'Rocket' Valliere | Nancy Byers | Melinda Farrelly | Christal Handy | Rudy Cheeks | Preston Thomas | Libby Langdon | Gigi Moran | Pete Peterson | J.B. Rogers | Kate Forster | Scott Rosenberg | Mark Ciardi | Abe Farrelly | Carolyn Molloy | Natassia Malthe | Jeanne Basone | Brendan Shanahan | Kevin Biegel | Matt Irwin | Ernie Malik | Richard Pryor | Warren Tashjian |

Un ineffabile poliziotto è affetto da un singolare sdoppiamento di personalità. E quando deve scortare una donna nel viaggio di ritorno verso la sua città, il poliziotto ed il suo iper-aggressivo alter ego si innamorano entrambi della sempre più confusa signorina, e lui si ritrova a competere contro se stesso e...contro i suoi stessi sentimenti.

Frasi

Guy on Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my [...] D
Charlie Baileygates: Do you people take checks? L [...] D
Jamaal: He may have advanced delusionary schizophr [...] D
Jamaal: These two motherfuckers can do the shoppin [...] D
Hank Evans: Hey, ringworm. [Softball Player looks [...] D
Shonte Jr.: [On Charlie's new chin] He sure is a S [...] D
[Charlie, under his alter ego Hank, is dunking a r [...] D
Hank Evans: Hi, ladies. My name is Charlie Baileyg [...] D
[in a police helicopter on the ground] Shonte Jr. [...] D
[Whitey and Charlie are lying in bed in a hotel ro [...] D
Hank Evans: So, what's your tale, Mother Goose? Wh [...] D
Hank Evans: Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm m [...] D
[after escaping Lieutenant Gerke] Irene P. Waters [...] D
Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chick [...] D
Irene P. Waters: Stay away from me, Hank! I know w [...] D
Colonel Partington: Charlie, why didn't you take a [...] D
Irene P. Waters: You should be furious. I just dro [...] D
Lee Harvey: Shit, yeah, man, look, you keep fuckin [...] D
Lieutenant Gerke: I've seen it first-hand; the guy [...] D
Mr. Murphy, Disabled Guy: [seeing Hank Evans urina [...] D
Hank Evans: What the hell are you still doing here [...] D
Charlie Baileygates: I never said anything remotel [...] D
Hank Evans: Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! G [...] D
[after Hank crashes the guy's car into his shop] [...] D
Officer Stubie: Would someone please get this chic [...] D
Hank Evans: Come on, don't be mad, my little pussy [...] D
Irene P. Waters: I never wanted to sleep with you, [...] D
Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy? Lieutenant Ge [...] D
Irene P. Waters: Hank. I really, really appreciate [...] D
Hank Evans: [to Irene] Name's Hank, Hank Evans - f [...] D
Hank Evans: I noticed you conveniently left out yo [...] D
Hank Evans: Holy Jesus in heaven! it's a giant Q-t [...] D
[after Dicky falls on Hank] Hank Evans: Warden. I [...] D
[after Hank Evans has a bowel movement on the neig [...] D
[inside the airplane trailing the banner "Will You [...] D
Hank Evans: Charlie's like origami, he folds under [...] D
Hank Evans: Well looky here, it's a human Q-tip. D
Agent Boshane: We just got a report that he put si [...] D
Irene P. Waters: So I smoked some pot, what is tha [...] D
Charlie Baileygates: I'm not leaving till the morn [...] D
Narrator: It's funny how a man reacts when his hea [...] D
Irene P. Waters: Does your ass feel numb? Charlie [...] D
Charlie Baileygates: Well, we can't be calling you [...] D
Officer Stubie: I promise you when I find your old [...] D
Hank Evans: Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, hon [...] D
Narrator: Meet Charlie. Narrator: Helpful dad. N [...] D
Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very specia [...] D
[In the roadside eatery, a kid with glasses is slu [...] D
Shonte Jr.: Damn. I can't figure out the atomic ma [...] D
[When a guy throws a cigarette butt onto the groun [...] D
Charlie Baileygates: Will you stay with me, no mat [...] D
Hank Evans: Ever been bitch slapped? D
Charlie Baileygates: Irene? Irene P. Waters: Hmm? [...] D
Jamaal: Motherfucker! That motherfuckin' Vince Fos [...] D
Hank Evans: [after Dickie gets knocked out] Oh, yo [...] D
Hank Evans: Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put you [...] D
[Charlie takes his medication at the Massena Polic [...] D
[Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver] Charli [...] D
Chris Rock: Toss my salad, fool what's that? Well [...] D
Charlie Baileygates: I turn my back for one moment [...] D
Jamaal, Lee Harvey, Shonte Jr.: Thanks for w [...] D
Shonte Jr.: Man how the hell can they call Pluto a [...] D
Jamaal: My daddy ain't killed nobody, and he sure [...] D