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Titolo originale: Spaceballs
Regia: Mel Brooks |
Anno: 1987
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Fantascienza
Tag: galaxy | android | space marine | laser gun | temple | swordplay | space battle | space travel | space mission | satire | altar | magnet beam | speed of light | plastic surgery | password | parody | spoof | gross out comedy |
Cast: Mel Brooks | John Candy | Rick Moranis | Bill Pullman | Daphne Zuniga | Dick Van Patten | George Wyner | Michael Winslow | Joan Rivers | Lorene Yarnell Jansson | John Hurt | Sal Viscuso | Ronny Graham | Jim J. Bullock | Leslie Bevis | Jim Jackman | Mike Pniewski | Sandy Helberg | Stephen Tobolowsky | Jeff MacGregor | Henry Kaiser | Denise Gallup | Dian Gallup | Gail Barle | Dey Young | Rhonda Shear | Robert Prescott | Jack Riley | Tom Dreesen | Rudy De Luca | Tony Griffin | Rick Ducommun | Ken Olfson | Bryan O'Byrne | Wayne Wilson | Ira Miller | Earl Finn | Mitchell Bock | Tommy Swerdlow | Tim Russ | Ed Gale | Antonio Hoyos | Felix Silla | Arturo Gil | Tony Cox | John Kennedy Hayden | Dee Booher | Johnny Silver | Brenda Strong | Dom DeLuise | Robert Buckingham | Corey Burton | Dan Cotter | Brent Dunsford | Phil Hartman | Conrad Hurtt | Rick Lazzarini | Tress MacNeille | Jerry Maren | Terence Marsh | Steve McLean | Sam L. Nickens | John Paragon | Rob Paulsen | Julie Pitkanen | Ben Pollock | Thomas Meehan | George Sasaki |

Stella Solitaria, un eroe dello spazio senza paura e senza cervello, insieme al compagno Rutto, mezzo cane e mezzo uomo, intraprendono una guerra interstellare per liberare la principessa Vespa dalle grinfie del malvagio Casco Nero. Sulla loro strada dovranno affrontare l'enorme e appiccicosa Pizza Margherita, un robot impertinente chiamato Dot Matrix e una saggia piccola creatura, Yogurt, che insegnerà loro a usare il potere mistico dello Sforzo per portare la pace e ricche opportunità di commercio nella galassia. Parodiando senza pietà ogni film del genere epico-fantascentifico, da Star Wars a Star Trek, questo film vanta un cast di pazzi cosmici e offre un divertimento assicurato.
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[watching Spaceball One change into MegaMaid] B [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: Are we being too literal? Dark [...] D
Princess Vespa: Hey! I don't have to put up with [...] D
John Hurt: [alien rips out of his stomach. He lo [...] D
Dark Helmet: Now, commence Operation Vacu-Suck. [...] D
Prison Guard: Hey! Those are the guys that stole [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: [squeaks] Prepare ship... [tri [...] D
[first lines] Radio Operator: Colonel Sandurz! [...] D
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr, now you see that ev [...] D
Dark Helmet: [capturing Vespa's ship] So, Prince [...] D
Lone Starr: We gotta get moving before dawn. Ba [...] D
Barf: (reacting to the guards being shot by Prin [...] D
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something y [...] D
Dot Matrix: Hey wait, you forgot to get married! [...] D
Trooper: [combing the desert with an large afro [...] D
[after their Schwartz sabers get twisted] Dark [...] D
Barf, Lone Starr: [after the chest-bursting a [...] D
Dark Helmet: How can there be a cassette of "Spa [...] D
President Skroob: Did it work? Where's the king? [...] D
President Skroob: [They hear a blowing sound] He [...] D
Princess Vespa: Ha, didn't even stay for the wed [...] D
[after running the full length of Spaceball One [...] D
Dot Matrix: [while running from blaster fire, a [...] D
Lone Starr: Dim the lights. Barf: [dims the lig [...] D
Dark Helmet: Prepare to attack. Colonel Sandurz [...] D
President Skroob: As president of Planet Spaceba [...] D
President Skroob: Why didn't somebody tell me my [...] D
Barf: Chief... I can't... I can't go any further [...] D
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Starr. Yogurt has taught y [...] D
Dark Helmet: [after tearing the microphone out o [...] D
Dot Matrix: Barf, how'd you do it? D
Radar Technician: [Into raspy-sounding intercom] [...] D
Snotty: [Flipping switches to beam President Skr [...] D
President Skroob: [finding the Pizza Delivery Gu [...] D
Lone Starr: Uh oh, here comes the Badyear blimp. [...] D
Commanderette Zircon: [Skroob is going to the ba [...] D
Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt! Princes [...] D
Dark Helmet: [Helmet is going to enter an escape [...] D
Princess Vespa: [the quartet enters Yogurt's lai [...] D
TV Newsman: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt, fa [...] D
Barf: It's not that we're afraid, far from it, i [...] D
Dark Helmet: [breathes heavily, Darth Vader-styl [...] D
Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, y [...] D
Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of M [...] D
Barf: Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and mogs [...] D
Yogurt: [Makes an strange noise from his throat [...] D
Lone Starr: [carrying Vespa's suitcase] What the [...] D
Pizza the Hutt: Well, if it isn't Lone Starr. An [...] D
Dark Helmet: [as the ship is going into ludicrou [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed. [...] D
Dark Helmet: [after finding that the 'Self Destr [...] D
[nurse exits] Dark Helmet: I bet she gives grea [...] D
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across he [...] D
Barf: I know we need the money, but... Lone Sta [...] D
[after attempting to get out of a chair with his [...] D
President Skroob: Why didn't anybody tell me my [...] D
[Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet and the Video Oper [...] D
Dark Helmet: [playing with his dolls, in Dark He [...] D
Dark Helmet: I don't see them, Sandurz. Colonel [...] D
Yogurt: And may the Schwartz be with youuuyoyoy [...] D
Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: Corporal, get me the video cass [...] D
Self-Destruct Voice: This ship will self-destruc [...] D
Dark Helmet: Hey, hey, hey! That's my escape pod [...] D
Yogurt: Well, you opened your fortune cookie, so [...] D
Self-Destruct Voice: [aboard Mega-Maid] Thank yo [...] D
Minister: ...to join Princess Vespa and Prince V [...] D
Minister: Do you? Lone Starr: Yes Minister: Do [...] D
Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm goi [...] D
Lone Starr: Helmet! So, at last we meet for the [...] D
Snotty: [realizing that President Skroob's head [...] D
Dot Matrix: Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince [...] D
[Dark Helmet and Lone Starr are fighting. As the [...] D
Dot Matrix: Hey, stop looking up my can. Barf: [...] D
Dark Helmet: [to Col. Sandurz] Give me that, you [...] D
Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who [...] D
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: All personnel proceed to escape [...] D
Prison Guard: Hey! You can't park here! Prison [...] D
Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. It's m [...] D
Self-Destruct Voice: Thank you for pressing the [...] D
Minister: Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wed [...] D
Dot Matrix: I was saying; Do you realize what yo [...] D
King Roland: [requesting Lone Starr's help to re [...] D
Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your S [...] D
[Lord Helmet is playing with his dolls in his qu [...] D
Lone Starr: But, Yogurt, what is this place? Wha [...] D
Lone Starr: [sees Barf carrying a lot of luggage [...] D
Dark Helmet: [Dr. Schlotkin is caught making out [...] D
Commanderette Zircon: Snotty - beam him down. S [...] D
Yogurt: Use the Schwartz, Lone Starr! Use the Sc [...] D
Megamaid Guard: What the hell are you doing? Lo [...] D
Barf: [watching the "Alien" chestburster re-enac [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop. Dark Helmet: W [...] D
Commanderette Zircon: President Skroob! Salute! [...] D
[as Lone Starr dodges laser blasts from Dark Hel [...] D
Lone Starr: Called me an idiot! I'm going back t [...] D
Barf: [Steps out of motorhome and flips off guar [...] D
[when Lone Starr and Barf stops on the outer spa [...] D
[first title cards] Title card/crawl: Once upon [...] D
[Mega-Maid's computer counts down to self-destru [...] D
President Skroob: [to Dark Helmet] Never have th [...] D
Princess Vespa: [fleeing Spaceball City to the E [...] D
[as they are trekking through the desert] Lone [...] D
Alien puppet: [singing and dancing] Hello my bab [...] D
President Skroob: Who are you? Bearded Lady: I' [...] D
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own [...] D
Princess Vespa: [looking up at the night sky] Wh [...] D
Dot Matrix: [Mega Maid is sucking the air away f [...] D
Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friend [...] D
Lone Starr: Well, what have we got here? Will yo [...] D
King Roland: Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? [...] D
Charlene, Marlene: Hello, President Skroob. [...] D
Captain of the Guard: You idiots! These are not [...] D
Minister: What's your name? Barf: Barf. Minist [...] D
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? [...] D
[after the self-destruction mechanism has been a [...] D
[last lines] Dot Matrix: [seeing Lone Starr and [...] D
Lone Starr: [entering a tunnel in Megamaid's ear [...] D
King Roland: Are you all right, my dear? You loo [...] D
TV Newsman: Coming up, Pongos review of Rocky Fi [...] D
Princess Vespa: [singing in a very deep tone] No [...] D
Princess Vespa: What's going on? Dot Matrix: It [...] D
Dark Helmet: [looking at Mr. Coffee] What's the [...] D
Dot Matrix: How far did he get? What did he touc [...] D
President Skroob: [Upon discovering there is onl [...] D
Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair. Pizza the [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: [in reference to not wanting to [...] D
[watching himself crash into the ship's console [...] D
Prison Guard: Yeah, can't you read? No parking! [...] D
[man who ate the Space Special is becoming viole [...] D
Dark Helmet: Ah, planet Druidia. And under that [...] D
Lone Starr: Now, hear this: the minute we get ou [...] D
Minister: I'm gonna take no more chances but to [...] D
Dark Helmet: [appearing in the room, lifting up [...] D
Princess Vespa: Now listen you... Lone Starr: Y [...] D
Barf: [Spaceball 1 roars by them, in a plaid col [...] D
Colonel Sandurz: [after Helmet went flying and c [...] D
Barf: The minute we move in they're gonna spot u [...] D
Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here t [...] D
Waitress: [getting swatted by Barf's tail] Hey, [...] D
Dark Helmet: Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even [...] D
Barf: [after Spaceball 1 zooms past the Winnebag [...] D
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, a po [...] D
[Princess Vespa has been given a gun] Princess [...] D
King Roland: Oh, Vespa, my darling. I thought I' [...] D
Lone Starr: Did I miss something? When did we ge [...] D
Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here t [...] D
Lone Starr: I wonder, will we ever see each othe [...] D
[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threa [...] D
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet? D
Prison Guard: Hey, you can't park here! D
Colonel Sandurz: Sir hadn't you better buckle up [...] D
[upon going into "ludicrous speed"] Dark Helmet [...] D
Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam y [...] D
President Skroob: Ah, Planet Druidia, and ten th [...] D
Dark Helmet: What did you do? Colonel Sandurz: [...] D
Barf: I still can't believe you turned down the [...] D
Lone Starr: Let's set a course for Druidia. Bar [...] D
Princess Vespa: I really must go back. I shouldn [...] D
Waitress: Hiya, big stuff. Hi, dream. What'll yo [...] D
Princess Vespa: Who are you? Barf: Barf! Dot M [...] D

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