South Park: Il film - Più grosso, più lungo & tutto intero

Titolo originale: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Regia: Trey Parker |
Anno: 1999
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Animazione Commedia
Tag: hell | musical | surrealism | world supremacy | visions of hell | elementary school | atheist | satan | demon | lgbt | adult animation | aftercreditsstinger | based on tv series | gay sex | saddam hussein |
Cast: Trey Parker | Matt Stone | Mary Kay Bergman | Isaac Hayes | Jesse Brant Howell | Anthony Cross-Thomas | Franchesca Clifford | Bruce Howell | Deb Adair | Jennifer Howell | George Clooney | Brent Spiner | Minnie Driver | Dave Foley | Eric Idle | Nick Rhodes | Toddy Walters | Stewart Copeland | Stanley G. Sawicki | Mike Judge | Howard McGillin |

Quando i quattro ragazzi protagonisti di South Park vedono il film vietato dei canadesi Trombino e Pompadur, cominciano ad imitarne tutte le volgarità, tanto che i genitori preoccupati cercano addiritura di convincere il governo degli Stati Uniti a dichiarare guerra al Canada.

Frasi

Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of lu [...] D
[his last words] Kenny: Mmf mm mpf mm mommmppf mm [...] D
Army General: [shouting] You told us that windows [...] D
Sheila Broflovski: Kyle you are grounded for two w [...] D
Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned som [...] D
The Mole: You realize that by doing this we could [...] D
Cartman: Hey Stan, tell them about the part where [...] D
Dr. Doctor: We accidentally replaced your heart wi [...] D
Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all thi [...] D
Kyle: WUUUUaaahh! WUUUaaaaahhhhh! Soldier: Hey, y [...] D
Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue L [...] D
Stan: [singing] The sun is shining and the grass i [...] D
Terrence: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch. D
Terrence: You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn/ [...] D
Ticket Taker: Hey wait a minute, where is your gua [...] D
Satan: Saddam, I need to talk to you Saddam Husse [...] D
Cartman, Kyle, Stan: [singing] Why did our m [...] D
Mr. Garrison: What is five times two? [No respons [...] D
Sheila Broslofski: [singing] Blame Canada! Blame C [...] D
Satan: You have spilt the blood of the innocence, [...] D
[In bed together] Satan: Is sex the only thing th [...] D
Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name? Stan: Who [...] D
Satan: [after having been insulted one too many ti [...] D
Kyle: Ok. Let's try this one more time. Ready, Ike [...] D
Satan: [singing] What if you remain a sandy little [...] D
Cartman: Yes, that's right, I saw the Terrance and [...] D
Terrance: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned som [...] D
Saddam Hussein: [to the military] You're all reall [...] D
Cartman: Wow, I guess you can light a fart on fire [...] D
Sheila Broslofski: Gentlemen, do you have any last [...] D
[at a spelling bee] Teacher: The word is "forensi [...] D
Mrs. Cartman: [singing "Blame Canada"] And my litt [...] D
Cartman: [after seeing Kenny's ghost] Mom I saw hi [...] D
[Kenny is falling into Hell, where he encounters t [...] D
General: You can still see fart jokes on Nickelode [...] D
Sheila Broflovski: [singing] When Canada is dead a [...] D
Eric Cartman: Mom, there's someone at the door. [ [...] D
Cartman: It was the Terrence & Phillip movie. Kyl [...] D
Cartman: Hey Stan! Tell them about the part where [...] D
Terrence: [after singing and a few seconds of sile [...] D
Mr. Garrison: I can't wait to take leave so I can [...] D
Stan: Chef, how do you make a woman like you more [...] D
Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, I got some new luggage [...] D
Cartman: Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question? Mr. Ma [...] D
[in post-credits scene] Ike: Guys out there is hu [...] D
Jimbo Kearn: Oh boy, military action, Ned, we're g [...] D
Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big stat [...] D
Eric Cartman: I had to ride my bike here. My behin [...] D
American Soldier #1: Hey sounds like a Giraffe's D [...] D
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a b [...] D
Cartman: [Realizing he still has Mr. Hat] Why the [...] D
Cartman: Off to the Movies we shall go! Where we l [...] D
Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip! Phil [...] D
[singing] Chef: So finally, what a happy end / Am [...] D
Sheila Broflovski: Nooo! [shoots Terrence and Phi [...] D
Stan: Wait, before we put a message out, do a sear [...] D
Cartman: Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that [...] D
Cartman: You should've seen Kyle when his mom show [...] D
Mr. Garrison: All the Baldwins are dead! D
Kyle: You are all just a bunch of ass-ramming uncl [...] D
[person speaking German on "cliteris" website] Ky [...] D
[Kenny has just died in the hospital] Cartman: I [...] D
[Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song] Cartman: Kyle's [...] D
[for no reason] Eric Cartman: I hate you Kenny. D
Stan Marsh: Dude, dude, wake up! [Kenny does so a [...] D
Newscaster: It's been six weeks since Saddam Husse [...] D
Satan: Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a [...] D
The Mole: Hold me. [coughs] The Mole: There is n [...] D
[first lines] Stan: [singing] There's a bunch of [...] D
Newscaster: But, Mr. Minister, it isn't like this [...] D
The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kidd [...] D
Cartman: That movie has warped my fragile little m [...] D
Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Ho [...] D
Voice on Radio: And so, the draft will being tomor [...] D
Kyle: Come on, Ike! Kick the baby! Ike: Don't kic [...] D
Mr. Mackey: [over loud speaker] Anyone wearing Ter [...] D
Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the [...] D
Wendy Testeberger: Fuck Gregory. Fuck him right in [...] D
General: Now each battalion has a specific code-na [...] D
Winona Ryder: [to the troops at the USO show] I'm [...] D
Newscaster: Is Terrance and Philip affecting Ameri [...] D
Stan: Hey, Mole. You know where the "clitoris" is? [...] D
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Procla [...] D
[During the Uncle Fucker song] Phillip: Shut your [...] D
Voice on Radio: All Canadian-American citizens are [...] D
Stan: Listen Mr. homeless man, if you don't wanna [...] D
Woman in Theatre: [Terrence And Phillip are singin [...] D
Saddam Hussein: [torturing Kenny] Yeah Yeah, men, [...] D
Gregory: I'm here for "la resistance." Kyle: What [...] D
Mr. Mackey: [singing] Step 4, don't say fuck anymo [...] D
Big Gay Al: Bombs are flying, people are dying, ch [...] D
[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping s [...] D
Stan: [singing] You see homeless people but you ju [...] D
Stan: Thank you Clitoris! D
[singing] Stan: What would Brian Boitano do if he [...] D
Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trus [...] D
Big Gay Al: Well, that's all the acts we have for [...] D
Phillip: Cheers, fuck-face. D
Sharon Marsh: [All four mothers are watching the w [...] D
Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob? Mrs [...] D
Satan: The time of prophecy is upon us! Saddam Hu [...] D
Gregory: I must say, I don't believe I belong here [...] D
Canadian Ambassador: Can I finish? Please, can I f [...] D
Saddam Hussein: [singing] Some people say that I'm [...] D
Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis' house] And [...] D
Eric Cartman: More people will come if they think [...] D
Terrence: Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch! [...] D
Kyle: Let me have some candy, Cartman. Cartman: L [...] D
Satan: How come you always want to make love to me [...] D
The Mole: You MUST shut of the alarms! I fucking h [...] D
Billy Baldwin: [answers the phone] Baldwin residen [...] D
Cartman: Hey dudes! Kyle: What's the matter Cartm [...] D
[the Mole ordered Cartman to disable the army camp [...] D
Cartman: [mocking the mole] Shut of ze power Cartm [...] D
Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault. [...] D
Kyle: You don't think they're really going to kill [...] D
[Kenny has just appeared for the second time] Car [...] D
[Just finished watching Terrence and Phillip's mot [...] D
Satan: You have spilled the blood of the innocent. [...] D
Chef: [singing] Everything worked out what a happy [...] D
Cartman: [to Kyle] Don't call me fat, you fucking [...] D
[Stan is staring at Wendy] Cartman: Hey, you're h [...] D
The Mole: [dying] Here I come, God. Here I come, y [...] D
Kenny: Goodbye, you guys. D
Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" v [...] D
[to Phillip] Terrence: This is worse than the tim [...] D
Chorus: [singing] Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fu [...] D
Terrence: Now, Phillip, did you learn something in [...] D
The Mole: If anything goes wrong, make a sound lik [...] D
Saddam Hussein: Ya like that, don't ya, bitch? D
Sharon Marsh: Well good morning, Stan. Stan Marsh [...] D
Phillip: This little scrotum sucker deceived us. D
Stan: Hey you guys I found the clitoris. I think I [...] D
Cartman: [singing] Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat [...] D
[after unsuccessfully trying to save Kenny] Dr. D [...] D
everyone: [singing] Thank God we live in this quie [...] D
[American representative stands up and clears his [...] D
Cartman: See, it doesn't hurt anyone! Fuck, fucket [...] D
[demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman] D [...] D
Satan: The day is mine! D
[Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national televis [...] D
Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! [...] D
Satan: [singing] Up there, there is so much room / [...] D
[all hyped and ready after singing a song] Stan: [...] D
Sheila Broflovski: [In Chorus with Everyone] We've [...] D
Chef: Operation Human Shield, my ass! D
Chef: [singing] Everything worked out/What a happy [...] D
Stan: We're "La Resistance," we want to save Terra [...] D
[the boys have just watched an edited version of " [...] D
Mr. Mackey: I guess I'll have to send a warning le [...] D
Kenny's Mom: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss chu [...] D
Kyle: Hey, Mole, be careful. The Mole: Careful? W [...] D
The Mole: Now, did you bring the mirror? Stan: Ch [...] D