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Mooj: Go fuck a goat.	D
[from the deleted scene] David: Know how I know y [...]	D
[Laying in bed at night] Andy Stitzer: It's gonna [...]	D
Mooj: [to Jay] Tell me something, when your child [...]	D
David: [David talking about his ex girlfriend] Yea [...]	D
Jay: Andy, it's going down, partner. We're gonna [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: I'm a virgin. I always have been.	D
[first lines] Joe: Hey Andy! What's up, dude? An [...]	D
Cal: Here's what you do. You tell her you're a vir [...]	D
Nicky: [after being sick in Andy's face] I'm sorry [...]	D
[while watching Jay's girlfriend's ultrasound] An [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [motioning to David's box of porn] I [...]	D
Cal: That's a good looking grandma! My grandma loo [...]	D
Trish: What is this, your roofie, your date drug? [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [after getting a strip of wax ripped [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Is it true that if you don't use i [...]	D
Mooj: [upon hearing about Andy's promotion] This i [...]	D
David: I just want to get drunk, fucked up, and [...]	D
David: I went out with this girl for four months a [...]	D
Trish: I'm throwing myself at you and all you can [...]	D
David: [of his ex] Yeah... she was adorable... fuc [...]	D
Beth: Ooh, you know where to shave me. Andy Stitz [...]	D
Haziz: [David is speaking to Andy] Hey, Will and G [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [Andy just hit a billboard truck on [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [talking to himself, whilst riding h [...]	D
Mooj: Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my si [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an [...]	D
David: Did you just flick me in the balls? Cal: N [...]	D
Jay: He sold his old toys for over half a million [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [after having wax ripped the hair fr [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [drunk] You know the thing about rel [...]	D
Boy at Health Clinic: [discussing alternative sex [...]	D
Cal: So, have you ever worked with electronics bef [...]	D
Jay: Nastiest shit you've ever done? I'm talkin' a [...]	D
Health Clinic Counselor: Now, there are ways of ha [...]	D
Cal: [Angrily] You need to stop fucking around wit [...]	D
Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you're a virgin? I' [...]	D
Mooj: Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. No [...]	D
[Pick-up line] Andy Stitzer: I hope you have a bi [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [after partial chest wax] This is no [...]	D
Health Clinic Counselor: Oral sex play... Boy at [...]	D
Nicky: I'm starvin... let's get some fuckin french [...]	D
Cal: [looking at Andy's action figures] Is that th [...]	D
Waxing Lady: So this is your first time getting bo [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: How many pots have you smoken?	D
Paula: [propositioning Andy to be her 'friend with [...]	D
Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra l [...]	D
Cal: You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a [...]	D
Beth: I'd like to introduce you to my friend. [Sh [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn [...]	D
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want. [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [Calling to Trish, who is out of the [...]	D
[having his belly hair waxed] Andy Stitzer: [yell [...]	D
David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: Becau [...]	D
Joe: Yeah, my man's gonna get it on tonight. Yes s [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Why'd you cheat on her? Jay: [sobbi [...]	D
David: Here it is - Boner Jams '03. It's a mixtape [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [just had chest hair ripped off by w [...]	D
Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know [...]	D
Cal: Be David Caruso in "Jade." Andy Stitzer: Oh, [...]	D
Cal: I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School [...]	D
Paula: Andy, when I was young, I developed early. [...]	D
Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [while getting his chest waxed] Aaaa [...]	D
Haziz: So tell me something Montell... Why were we [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: That girl was a ho... for sho.	D
Andy Stitzer: [looking at an anatomy model of a va [...]	D
David: [to a shirtless Andy, who has an incredibly [...]	D
David: You know how I know you're gay? You have a [...]	D
Haziz: Do you know how I know you're gay? Because [...]	D
Paula: [of David's video camera antics] He's perfo [...]	D
Paula: [Discussing what to do while spending a wee [...]	D
Cal: [of his first thoughts on Andy] I kinda thoug [...]	D
Cal: Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized th [...]	D
Trish: And what is this? Andy Stitzer: [sounding [...]	D
Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's oka [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: I should pull up the hardwood to see [...]	D
Dad at Health Clinic: Here's a cute story. [Talki [...]	D
Mooj: [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. [...]	D
Smart Tech Customer: [points to a TV playing a Mic [...]	D
Jay: [watching "Dawn of the Dead" on a number of g [...]	D
David: Remember that time we made love and you jus [...]	D
[about Andy telling Trish he's a virgin] Andy Sti [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: I'm not a big ho-runner. David: My [...]	D
Jay: You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.	D
Andy Stitzer: [arguing with David] I have a very f [...]	D
David: [watching The Bourne Identity] Y'know, I al [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Ow! That one hurt just as much as th [...]	D
[about Andy] Joe: That boy needs to get laid!	D
Paula: All right! That's enough! Party's over... [...]	D
Jay: [after seeing someone get slaughtered in a mo [...]	D
Jay: Wassup, dawg, what happened? How was the date [...]	D
Jay: From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna [...]	D
Jay: Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to fu [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: I'm gonna tell her. Cal: You should [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [while getting his chest waxed] Ooh! [...]	D
Waxing Lady: Oh! [yells] Waxing Lady: We gonna n [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Wow, this place is crowded. David: [...]	D
[while Jay and the Customer are arguing] Haziz: T [...]	D
Cal: You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin P [...]	D
Jay: [to Mooj] Why you always telling me to go fuc [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Take your porn with you. David: I'm [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [after his co-workers figure out tha [...]	D
David: [referring to a sonogram] It looks like the [...]	D
David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? [...]	D
David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: [...]	D
Mooj: I will pray for your cock.	D
Andy Stitzer: I need some poon! I need genital to [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: You know what? I respect women! I lo [...]	D
Cal: I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock roo [...]	D
Beth: [Andy is following Cal's advice to only ask [...]	D
College Girl: What are you doing? [Andy trying to [...]	D
Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections [...]	D
Smart Tech Customer: This shit just got real! Jay [...]	D
Cal: You're gay now? David: No, I'm not gay. I'm [...]	D
Porn Star: [Andy is trying to fantasize about a po [...]	D
[last lines] Trish: So how was it?	D
Jay: Listen to me, listen to me. You're fucking wi [...]	D
David: I dated this woman... wait. Lemme rephrase [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your ho on a leash.	D
Cal: [talking about Trish being a grandma] You sho [...]	D
Motorist: Get the fuck out the road, virgin!	D
Mark: [on finding Andy in Trish's bed with a dozen [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Jay thinks you're a pot head. Cal: [...]	D
Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend. Andy Stitzer: Yeah [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [confused by Beth's thong] There's s [...]	D
Jay: [to Andy, in a bar] All you got to do is use [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: This doesn't feel right. Jay: Of co [...]	D
Cal: [regarding Andy's girlfriend as a grandmother [...]	D
David: Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.	D
[the waxing lady is putting the first coat of wax [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [Watching Beth masturbate in the tub [...]	D
Trish: [on the bed, kissing] Do you have protectio [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [about Beth] That woman scares the s [...]	D
Paula: [translation of her Guatamalan love song] W [...]	D
Nicky: That fucker came out of nowhere!	D
David: Hey, Paula. Paula: Yeah? David: I gotta t [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: Is this shirt too yellow? Cal: No. [...]	D
Haziz: [to Jay] So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't w [...]	D
Jill: Are you Andy? Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah. Ji [...]	D
Nicky: You have really kind eyes, you know that? [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [pretending to talk to Trish] Really [...]	D
Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'F [...]	D
[about how he knew the prostitute was really a tra [...]	D
David: [the same Michael McDonald sampler DVD has [...]	D
Trish: [phone rings] Hello? Andy Stitzer: Hey, ho [...]	D
Andy Stitzer: [defending himself from Trish's comm [...]	D

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