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[repeated line]
Lois Griffin:
Peeetah!
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Lois Griffin:
[Stewie has just seen his parents [...]
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Olivia:
Do you even know what sex IS?
Stewie Gr [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[imitating Truman Capote]
Audrey [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You know, it's dangerous for me [...]
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Carter Pewterschmidt:
[Attempting to Chat Up a T [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
The Griffins. Bunch of card-carry [...]
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Brian Griffin:
You got anything on that remote l [...]
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Auctioner:
Our first item is a pair of panties c [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Meg, put your bib on.
Meg Griffin [...]
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[Peter has taken some politicians to a strip joi [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Look at you. You spent all that t [...]
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Meg Griffin:
I want to be a vet when I grow up. [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Why are you sending me to Vocatio [...]
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Peter Griffin:
The Global Community's Inaction d [...]
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Peter:
I've got your first headline, Meg. Lois, [...]
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Meg Griffin:
I wish Chris would quit drawing pic [...]
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[Family is trying to hide from mobsters]
Peter [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
The outrages I have suffered tod [...]
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[Chris and Meg are fighting over who should have [...]
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Mr. Rogers:
Hello, neighbor. I'm glad we're toge [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[clearing his throat]
Excuse me b [...]
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Christian Abstinence Campaigner:
You wouldn't pu [...]
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Teeth # 1:
Okay.
Teeth # 1:
One, two...
Stewie [...]
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[upon finding out the local bar has been turned [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Oh, you people can kiss the fatte [...]
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Lois:
Chris, that's a terrible word. Pussywillow [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Kids, stop fighting or we won't go [...]
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Stewie:
Mark my words, your uppance shall come. [...]
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TV Announcer:
[Wrestling]
This truly is a moment [...]
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Meg Griffin:
How could you embarrass me like tha [...]
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Brian:
Why don't you shut up for about a week?
[...]
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Peter Griffin:
Now, I know you're a feminist, an [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Yo, did y'all check me when that [...]
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[Peter and Brian are touring the Pawtucket Brewe [...]
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Tom Tucker:
And now Channel 6 black man Ollie Wi [...]
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[doorbell rings; Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, is comi [...]
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School Choir:
[Silent Night]
Die Hard... Die Har [...]
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Randy Savage:
I must be in Quahog, cause all I s [...]
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British Airman:
Now let's get this mission over [...]
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Peter Griffin:
They covered the house in micro-f [...]
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Trica Takanowa:
I'm standing here in Boston Airp [...]
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Chris Griffin:
I wanna get Barbara a really nice [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Baby, if I could rearrange the al [...]
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Peter Griffin:
People make up lies all the time. [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Is someone there? I thought I hear [...]
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[Stewie reads a card and discovers his name writ [...]
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Brian Griffin:
You shot me in both my knees then [...]
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[looking into a woman's window with binoculars w [...]
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Trica Takanowa:
I'm standing by the Portajohns w [...]
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Teacher:
[Lottery Numbers]
I won! I don't have t [...]
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[the Griffins have been invited for dinner at th [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I love God. He's so deliciously [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Damn the toilet. It's made slave [...]
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Security System:
What is the most unappealing Ma [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, you've been wearing that gi [...]
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Carter Pewterschmiidt:
[giving her a ride]
Ass, [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Forecast for tomorrow; A few spr [...]
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Brian Griffin:
She's a whiney little runt isn't [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Typical male fantasy. Women drinki [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter doesn't always Munch-ausen m [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Whacked in the Genitals by a Jap [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, but [...]
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Meg Griffin:
But I thought being Gay wasn't a ch [...]
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Lois Griffin:
When you have something to hate, y [...]
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Ms Scowly-Tightanus:
All our Husbands were Chris [...]
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Tom Tucker:
Coming up next: A story on convenien [...]
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Peter Griffin:
All right, as a Rich Dad I will n [...]
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Chris Griffin:
[to Lois]
That's the plan, but do [...]
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Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin:
[singing]
We'r [...]
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[Brian is at Stewie's party. A clown holding a s [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet a [...]
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Luke Skywalker:
Okay I'll just make a quick inci [...]
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Man:
Say Phil, what do you say to Happy Hour aft [...]
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[Meg enters the house crying]
Meg:
I'll never b [...]
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Lois:
It's like I always tell the kids: "Quitter [...]
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Brian Griffin:
This was even stupider than that [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Hey, everybody, wait till you see [...]
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George:
[a parody of "The Jetsons": George and R [...]
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[while eating a pancake]
Stewie Griffin:
Oh. Mm [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Do you have any past injuries, ph [...]
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Lois Griffin:
What happens if Meg develops a cok [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, our son has been blessed wi [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Brian is reading the newspaper] [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Dad, now that you're retired, you [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Dad, what if I told you I didn't [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Meg, you are what is known as "A [...]
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[live hurricane report]
Tom Tucker:
And now to [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Thanks for listening.
Stewie Grif [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, I saw a really good deal on [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
No, you're not going to die! We'r [...]
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Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin:
[singing]
You [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[giving a speech running for scho [...]
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Tom Tucker:
[on the phone with his wife]
Honey, [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[to Peter]
You. You are the wors [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'm going to microwave a bagel an [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I tried finding my talent like yo [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'm going to go to the bathroom. [...]
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LaDonne:
Hi, gorgeous man!
Stewie Griffin:
Oh, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Our children our greatest treasur [...]
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Herbert:
Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Ch [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Oh. Oh, this is just my bird calls. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[is reading very loudly while int [...]
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Gun Safety Instructor:
Remember, guns don't kill [...]
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Death:
You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For [...]
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Peter Griffin:
What's wrong, Stewie, don't you w [...]
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Lisa McDonald:
Bye, Dad. Don't wait up.
Ronald [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Child Actor]
I'm not supposed t [...]
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Chris Griffin:
It'll be a good chance to get awa [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Let's go and have however many be [...]
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Mouse Vicar:
Do you like Sacramental Wine and Mo [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[Peter's drunk in Massachusetts]
I [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Some say Love it is a River that [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Tuesdays in the '80s I was always [...]
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Guy on Street #2:
It's 3:00. Where the hell is L [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I find the toothpaste with the pu [...]
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[at a rehab center]
Peter Griffin:
YEAH. I'm al [...]
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Protestors:
Free Tibet! Free Tibet!
Peter Griff [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
How deliciously evil. It's like [...]
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Stanley Tucci:
Sometimes I wear Glasses, and som [...]
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Smurf #1:
Yo, Smurf, that party last night was f [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Picking up the phone]
Hello, op [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[shouts]
Oh, my God, Jeremy's st [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, why would they make you pre [...]
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Pillsbury Doughboy:
Nothing says "I Love You" qu [...]
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Meg Griffin:
[Her sleeping pills have been switc [...]
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Angry Man:
Oh great, I always end up sitting nex [...]
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Bob Ross:
All right, we are going to use a fan b [...]
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Peter Griffin:
All right, I'll talk to him, Lois [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[bringing Stewie back from the Ma [...]
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[Chris jumps on Peter's lap]
Chris Griffin:
Dad [...]
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Peter Griffin:
If I'm a child, you know what tha [...]
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Albino:
The Moon is my Sun. I like to kill beetl [...]
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Englishman #1:
I say, you know what's really fun [...]
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Good Peter:
Hey sorry, man, am I late? What did [...]
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Guard:
Hey Sarge, your wife called and said it w [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Hello?
Peter Griffin:
Lois? I can [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[Heaven]
Look at us! Who'd have t [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Oh, I am so alone!
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Stewie Griffin:
Damn you! Damn the broccoli! Dam [...]
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European See and Say:
The Pig goes WANK! The Cow [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Right Meg, I have here the eight [...]
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Lois Griffin:
This is how women dance when they' [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
All those biopics are the same! U [...]
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[Stewie builds a dish]
Stewie Griffin:
[evil la [...]
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Lord Baden-Powell:
I'd like to take your son out [...]
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Peter Griffin:
}: It's just like Special K. But [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
What, you're just going to leave [...]
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Tom Tucker:
All right, question number one. Woul [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Son, we're going to get you back [...]
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[the Millennium Bug has just hit, causing planes [...]
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Stewie:
I was under the impression the name of t [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I've been to New York. It's like [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Mom, you can't get a job. The last [...]
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Chris:
I haven't been this confused since the en [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, it's just a phase. You've g [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[hitting on some co-eds]
I must [...]
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GPS System:
Turn left at fork in road... in nati [...]
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[they are eating Trisha]
Tom Tucker:
Mmm. Diane [...]
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[showing his crotch to Peter]
Glen Quagmire:
Do [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, I can't find my favorite pa [...]
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[the family is planning a vacation]
Peter Griff [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
If I choose to make stool in my [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Chris is not as smart as you thin [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Damn you, vile woman!
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Peter Griffin:
Oh, boy! I remember my first job. [...]
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Bad Peter:
Lie to her. It's okay to lie to women [...]
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Meg:
I cant believe my stupid parents are going [...]
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Quagmire:
Peter, I can remember a dozen times wh [...]
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Army Captain:
[while trying to take over Peteori [...]
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Jim:
What did you just call me?
Huck Griffin:
I [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Yeah which is more than we got fr [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[on his Death Bed]
Chris! Underag [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Stewie, why don't you go play in t [...]
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Chris Griffin:
I never knew anyone who went craz [...]
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[looking at whales]
Chris Griffin:
Dad, what's [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Is Unobtainium difficult to Obtai [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Xmas Photo]
Yes, from now on I [...]
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Brian Griffin:
No, Peter. Martin Luther King.
P [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Brian, tape this for me.
Brian G [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Blast I thought I had more time. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
We know the problem, we're all de [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
The breakfast thing. Yes. It was [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Hmm, you could threaten me... [...]
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[a parody of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Facto [...]
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Teacher:
Page two of the three page book on how [...]
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[repeated line]
Peter Griffin:
Holy crap!
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[repeated line]
Vern:
Play me off, Johnny!
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Tom Tucker:
Coming up next: Can bees think? A ne [...]
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Ida:
[Quagmire's Sex Doll Tea Party]
I wish I'd [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I'm off to look at books filled [...]
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Waitress:
Here you go, fella. From Flappy himsel [...]
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PTSD 'Nam Vet:
I've seen some things, man, and s [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Damn you all!
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Chris Griffin:
Oh, my God, the Government's here [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, Clevemire!
Glen Quagmire:
T [...]
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[Stewie is about to be given an injection agains [...]
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Peter:
To you she may be worth a million dollars [...]
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Teacher:
In French, to say yes you say oui-oui. [...]
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[Quagmire tries to hit on some women at a lesbia [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Well, I took a lot of Ecstasy in [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Oh, I hate these high-pressure sal [...]
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Adam West:
[after killing a Noid that ruined mos [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Ah, my Grundle!
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Stewie Griffin:
Up! Stewie wants to go uppie! Mm [...]
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Judge:
I find you guilty of arson, so you are fr [...]
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Boy:
Your Mom seems nice.
Stewie Griffin:
She's [...]
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Boy:
You must be Chris.
Chris Griffin:
I must? [...]
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Old Timey Policeman:
Don't worry, everything's u [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
When the World is mine, your dea [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Am I to spend the entire day wal [...]
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Peter Griffin:
And this is where the Pilgrims la [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I didn't give those porn magazine [...]
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Peter Griffin:
What's Lois doing with Ross Fishm [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, if this is your idea of a j [...]
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Peter Griffin:
We all know that no woman anywher [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
That boy was Indian and 11! Wher [...]
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Peter Griffin:
And that's the story of the Chris [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I'm yer other son, Micawber! [...]
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Peter Griffin:
They look at me and see a loser. [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[trying to get Brian's attention [...]
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Glen Quagmire's Mom:
Here now, have milk.
[show [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Mum's Voodoo Doll? Throw! It's neve [...]
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Shelly:
I'll have the es-cargott and a chabliss. [...]
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wea [...]
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Silver-Suited 1950s Spaceman:
How's the soil, Pr [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[in a Southern accent]
Warm out [...]
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[during a fishing trip]
Peter Griffin:
Man, som [...]
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Meg Griffin:
I made flag girl!
Stewie Griffin:
[...]
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Lois Griffin:
Brian, could you pass the TV Guide [...]
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Cleveland:
Die in Hell, terrorist!
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Lois Griffin:
Peter!
Peter Griffin:
Um... Lee M [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Yes, I rather like this God fell [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
She's my Mother! We're supposed [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Whispering behind Lois' back]
W [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Thanks for the ride, and your unso [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[AA Meeting]
Are we allowed to ha [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Excuse me, is your refrigerator r [...]
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[repeated line]
Glen Quagmire:
Giggidy-giggidy- [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Ah, hoist by my own petard... [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Oh, and sorry about that comment [...]
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Tooth #1:
I claim this mouth in the name of inci [...]
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[Hanson has showed up, asking to use the phone]
[...]
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Carter Pewterschmidt:
People of France, may I ha [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Chris, are you going to kill yours [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
...squirl...
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Peter Griffin:
You all know how observant I am. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois you know my rule, You are on [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Chris where have you been?
Chris [...]
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Lois Griffin:
What's going on?
Stewie Griffin:
[...]
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[after Peter tells Lois an outlandish story]
Br [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Congress]
What you're forgetting [...]
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Peter Griffin:
This party couldn't be better if [...]
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[Brian watches Nova]
Man on Nova:
After years o [...]
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Peter Griffin:
You knocked up my Mom and never c [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Oh, forgive me for not being one [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[on Meg's shoulders]
Just a little [...]
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Tom Tucker:
I think I speak for everyone when I [...]
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Bruce:
I live in the incongrously purple house o [...]
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[after having sex]
Social Worker:
Glen, honey. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Nothing else has worked this far [...]
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[Peter has gotten liposuction]
Stewie:
My god, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, come see what I did with th [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
...Teapot Dome Scandal...
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Glen Quagmire:
Fat chicks need lovin too, but th [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[book club]
I know you're very we [...]
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Doctor:
I don't like you, because you're poor. [...]
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Brian Griffin:
So, Stewie, how do you feel now t [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, where the hell have you bee [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Mom!
Chris Griffin:
Hahahaha! Nipp [...]
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Darren (On Bewitched):
The power of Christ compe [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Stewie looks into the mirror af [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You didn't love me. It was my co [...]
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Gene Simmons:
Someone kidnapped Santa? That does [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Boo Lois, yeah beer!
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Lois Griffin:
I'm sorry that Stewie ruined your [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
If you want to learn more about [...]
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Travolta:
We have reached Cruising Altitude, so [...]
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Guy in chicken costume:
The world is gonna end a [...]
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Tom Tucker:
Coming up next: Diane's weight.
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Stewie Griffin:
[controlling a robot Peter]
Blas [...]
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Police Scanner:
We have a gang shooting on Third [...]
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[we see a flashback of Stewie with a normal, rou [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Oh, I hate it when your mother wo [...]
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Cleveland:
That tickles me in a way where, if Lo [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Hold on, I'll be with you in a m [...]
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Chris Griffin:
I'm so hungry I could ride a hors [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[throwing his arms up in the air [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
What? Fat women need love too. Bu [...]
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Diet Institute Worker:
Sir, you can't park your [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I haven't got a clue what he's t [...]
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[Meg walks in on Quagmire with a hooker]
Glen Q [...]
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[watching the sunset]
Lois Griffin:
Oh, Peter, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'd like to propose a toast to ou [...]
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Colleague:
You must like working here, it must b [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Tinder makes you Gross.
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Brian Griffin:
[Time Travel]
It's so great to me [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Maybe it's because I can recite a [...]
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Peter Griffin:
You're not fat, Chris, you just c [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[after Brian cries hysterically] [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I was making radio shows for fun [...]
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Sign:
The Helen Disingenuous Show
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Peter Griffin:
[flu-ridden]
DO I SOUND SEXY? Tel [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Don't be an Instigator!
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Brian Griffin:
God, England sucks now.
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Stewie Griffin:
I'll put it on MySpace, with a l [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[to Peter]
Hey there, Sweetie! I g [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Oh, my god, that was hilarious!
[...]
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Toy Designer:
I've just finished the new line of [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'm just poking at your funny bon [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Lois is away, trash is piling u [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
What's she going to do, ground u [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Pregnant, getting heckled]
Well [...]
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Greased-Up Deaf Guy:
Yes, I'm Greased-Up and, ye [...]
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[a grim, hooded wraith with a scythe approaches [...]
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Laika:
Joke on them! I find Happy Dog Planet! In [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Guy humour, Meg! If you don't got [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[talking to Chris]
We'll continue [...]
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Hooker:
Hey
Lois Griffin:
Peter, there's a hook [...]
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Jennifer Love Hewitt:
I can't believe you ordere [...]
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Peter Griffin:
If you could be stranded on a des [...]
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[Peter is watching a movie]
Brian Griffin:
[wal [...]
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Igor:
Wait, you had the Secret to Creating Life, [...]
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[Peter is watching a pornographic video]
Woman [...]
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[Jennifer Love Hewitt is on a date with Peter, a [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
For God's sake, shake me. Shake [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You know, the last time I saw yo [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Well, I've watched every Youtube [...]
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Cleveland:
I have dibs on whatever silliness Pet [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[to a masseuse]
Sh, sh, sh, no c [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I like the Madness of King George [...]
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Pee-Hole Skin Frontman:
Ungh! Feelings! Ungh! Fe [...]
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Aimee Mann:
[Brian's at the Planetarium]
One is [...]
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[Peter is trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter G [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[British]
Goobledy-goobledy glop! [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I'm not leaving until I kiss som [...]
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Chris Griffin:
[driving around with Quagmire, se [...]
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[Stewie and Brian are trying to sleep in a motel [...]
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Peter Griffin:
That's about as funny as Sinbad. [...]
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Chris Griffin:
You should invent the frisbee! Th [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Everything in my head is screamin [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Brian, why does everything you t [...]
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[Quagmire is talking to a woman from New York]
[...]
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Diane Simmons:
And in entertainment, Mary Tyler [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Madlibs]
Oh, how ruthlessly abs [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Hi, my name is Chris. Mom and dad [...]
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Bad Cockroach:
Man, I'm going to cut you up so b [...]
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Jaws:
Hey. I'm gonna eat 'cha. I'm gonna eat tha [...]
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Peter Griffin:
This is even worse then when we w [...]
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Joe Swanson:
[motivating Bonnie on a running mac [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Her Womb was like one of those H [...]
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[repeated line]
James Woods:
Oooh, a piece of c [...]
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Police Officer:
Hey. That's Against the law. You [...]
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Teacher:
In short, your kids are doing fine. Kee [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Are we there yet?
Lois Griffin:
[...]
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Peter Griffin:
Joe, I've had new neighbors befor [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Please leave a message after the [...]
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Priest:
You may kiss the Bride.
Peter Griffin:
[...]
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Interviewer:
[Peter is at a job interview]
So, P [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[trying to console Cleveland at a [...]
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Stewie:
Hidden missile behind the Great Wall? An [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Make sure there's a fresh copy o [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, where's my VCR?
Hillbilly # [...]
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[observing Brian at a dog race]
Carter Pewtersc [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Large Plume]
Marital Woes contin [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[being Pimped]
Daddy Peter! She w [...]
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[Peter is receiving communion]
Peter Griffin:
W [...]
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Psychiatrist:
Does Stewie have a history of viol [...]
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Meg Griffin:
You should go with him. This will b [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Ha ha ha ha! You just said "nucle [...]
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Joe Swanson:
At least I can do this:
[singing]
[...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, are you high?
Lois Griffin [...]
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Danskafraulein:
I miss our Stolen Son in America [...]
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Peter Griffin:
We're going to grandpa Griffin's [...]
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Father:
As we say in Ireland, let's drink until [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
The life of the wife is ended by [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I think I'm dying. Jane Fonda. Is [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You. Fetch me my copy of the Wal [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, did you take care of that.. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, is a President stronger tha [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Hey dad, look. I put honey on my [...]
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Tom Tucker:
And now, here's Ollie Williams, with [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. You know, [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[referring to Peter]
This from a m [...]
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Meg:
Chris, quit it! Mom, Chris put his foot on [...]
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Adam West:
[after hearing Peter, Joe, Quagmire, [...]
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Joe Swanson:
When you lose one ability your othe [...]
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Max Weinstein:
Hello. My car broke down. Can I u [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Only one thing left to do: get dr [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Yeah, why are we here in this bomb [...]
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Lois Griffin:
I feel you, Meg.
Meg Griffin:
Shu [...]
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Peter Griffin:
We're officially on welfare. Come [...]
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Quagmire:
Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Wher [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Hey Meg, I'm thinking of a word, [...]
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[Adam West is trying to win a promotion for Pawt [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I'm a Calico and my name is Hump [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
So, what do you think of this "M [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Well, Peter, if you pull a party [...]
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[trying to get a Scout Merit Badge]
Chris Griff [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Do you listen to yourself when yo [...]
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[Stewie taunts a girl who has fallen down a well [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Make like Siamese twins and split [...]
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Joe Swanson:
Pumpkin Spice! Sounds like a reject [...]
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Peter Griffin:
On the way home he poisoned me wi [...]
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Adam West:
I love this job more than I love taff [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I wonder what Scooby and the gang [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Why the hell did we get off here [...]
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Les Miserables Grape:
Ah, there's a foot...
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Peter Griffin:
It is my duty as a Bad Father to [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[He's Romeo. He makes the Univers [...]
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Meg Griffin:
I finally get my driver's license a [...]
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Doctor Hartman:
Shut up! Be cool, be cool!
[Hid [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Don't you know about the Bird? Ev [...]
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Brian Griffin:
That's it, I'm going to quit Writ [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, Chris! Whatcha doing?
Chris [...]
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[Brian is sitting next to a woman, panting]
Wom [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Huh, I wonder what Scooby and the [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[as a swim coach]
Great workout, [...]
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[a fat Stewie is sitting on the porch]
Stewie G [...]
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Brian Griffin:
You know, Lois, I'm really not co [...]
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[to Stewie, at Christmastime]
Chris Griffin:
He [...]
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Chris Griffin:
WAAAH! Ah, my Morning Scream... [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Well, good riddance Christian Camp [...]
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Jasper:
So! Do you like "Sex and the City"?
Bri [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Mother, I come bearing a gift. I [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Nothing worse than a case of the [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Hey dad, you didn't tell us how w [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[on Bill Cosby]
I was so busy not [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I warn you, if you kill me the In [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Peter is upset, Stewie is tryin [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[reading]
And it turned out that [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[laughing]
Ms. Romano:
Damn it J [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Christmas is the time of year whe [...]
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Police Officer:
Read him his Rights!
Peter Grif [...]
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Salesman:
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin. Now, I kn [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[slurring, drunk]
This comedian s [...]
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Peter Griffin:
If I'm a child, that means you're [...]
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Tom Tucker:
We'll return with a report on the cl [...]
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David Lynch:
[How the Lynch Stole Christmas]
In [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Soooo Broccoli, mother says you' [...]
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Peter Griffin:
He brought his Mom to the Oscars. [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
HEY GET THE HELL OFF MY... well h [...]
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UPS Woman:
I've got a package for Glen Quagmire. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Wow, I'm even better than that da [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Turn it, Chris. I want to watch Geo [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Son, this is a big day for you. T [...]
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[Peter saw Lois in a coffee shop talking with he [...]
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Mr Vanderploog:
Don't be sad, Peter! That's why [...]
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[a social worker is trying to take Stewie away b [...]
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Olivia:
Check out the Asian Businessman!
Stewie [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[Elton John's Co-writer]
I'm not [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it ju [...]
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Doctor:
Mayor West, I'm afraid you have lymphoma [...]
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Mort Goldman:
We've been watching The Wizard of [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Do these huggies make my ass loo [...]
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Meg Griffin:
[irate after being replaced on a Gr [...]
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Lois Griffin:
It's our Bookclub, Peter! Come joi [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Brian, you've really been enjoying [...]
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Tom Tucker:
Coming up next: Watch me shave.
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Brian Griffin:
I guess anything's better than lo [...]
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Man on TV:
Hey! Hey! Get that
[beep]
Man on TV [...]
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Joe Swanson:
After my accident the Doctor told m [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[to youth cult]
Hey guys, you wan [...]
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Chris:
Why should I bring a gift if you're just [...]
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Peter Griffin:
What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
[F [...]
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Lois Griffin:
What's the point of drugs if you d [...]
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Cleveland:
You mean you're just erasing cop-wein [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Can't we for once tell a joke tha [...]
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[Brian has just peed on a Supermarket floor]
Pe [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[looking at a picture of Jesus]
[...]
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Peter Griffin:
[a Past Generation of the friends [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Yea and God said to Abraham, "Yo [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Dancing to Axel F]
Neh-neh neh n [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Dad, if I don't get my driver's lic [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, you brought this on yoursel [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Hey! Look at this
[bow tie spin [...]
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[Peter's new car has an electronic navigator wit [...]
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[the Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie i [...]
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[hitting on a girl waiting in line for a roller [...]
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Peter Griffin:
It's OK, Meg. Your mom is full of [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[Wakes Up, there's a Note]
Right, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Farts into his Shazam App]
It sa [...]
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Andre the Giant:
[to Wallace Shawn, at Dinner]
I [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Chris, change the channel. I want t [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hi. I'm in the other room and I'm [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Chris, everything I say is a lie. [...]
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[the Griffins watch "Happy Days"]
Richie:
Mom, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Any problem caused by a tank can [...]
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Mort Goldman:
Muriel was so much better at overc [...]
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Anthony Robbins:
I'm coming, Broken People!
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Peter Griffin:
[opening drawer]
Hey, Lois, there [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Uh, hi. We're here to see the Dea [...]
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Lois Griffin:
C'mon, I wanna show you something [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griff [...]
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Machine:
You have 113 new messages
[Phone start [...]
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Star Wars Rebel Fighter:
Why are you always mean [...]
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Peter Griffin:
As you know, it is my dream to re [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Do you have a bathroom?
Presiden [...]
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Adam West:
Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!
[...]
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Li:
Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
Stewie G [...]
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[Death holds up a document that Peter doctored t [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Mom, can I be excused from the ta [...]
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Brian Griffin:
My therapist thinks I'm in love. [...]
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Tom Tucker Snr:
More and more women are working [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I would follow this man into the [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Gary Numan]
Brian had sex! With [...]
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Chris Griffin:
God's watching me do number two? [...]
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Cleveland:
A Red Balloon tied to a Mailbox is th [...]
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[Stewie is resting while Brian is licking his cr [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, what's your friend's name?
[...]
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Peter Griffin:
I can't really think thoughts no [...]
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Peter Griffin:
It's called Guillermo's Paradox. [...]
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Old Woman:
Aw, look at you! I bet you're hungry. [...]
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Jiminy Cricket:
Hello, Peter! I'm your Conscienc [...]
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Chris Griffin:
[reading]
And it turned out that [...]
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Joe Swanson:
Hey, Pat, where's the wheelchair ra [...]
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Preacher:
"Love thy neighbour as thyself". Peopl [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Wow, it'll be just like that show [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, I care as much about the si [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Hey, Brian, remember me? I'm the [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I don't need to $@%# impress you [...]
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Lois Griffin:
We didn't get this pamphlet when M [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Looks out curtain at Lois, who's [...]
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Doctor:
A child incapable of behaving to the sat [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Man, this is a great show. They d [...]
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Guy in Chicken Suit:
Enjoy your chicken sandwich [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Hey, Lois, wanna go out?
Lois Gr [...]
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Peter Griffin:
You remember that time I was supp [...]
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Young Peter Griffin:
Why did all the dinosaurs d [...]
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[Charles Lindbugh has just accidentally flushed [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Peter, did you read the fine prin [...]
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Peter Griffin:
They let Sarah Jessica Parker's f [...]
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Chris Griffin:
See, my dad's smarter than yours. [...]
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[a police officer pulls Peter over in his car]
[...]
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Brian Griffin:
Peter, being a hero is just being [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'm going to jump off this buildi [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Any problem caused by a tank can [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
What the hell is this?
Lois Gri [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Voice control... Hi, I'm Chris. [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[to bully]
I've worked out why y [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Damn it! I want pancakes! God! Y [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, there's a naked man on this [...]
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[after Stewie gets taken into an ethnically dive [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Buttscratcher?
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Lois Griffin:
[to self]
You wanted to have a fam [...]
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Jesus:
[talking about a gun]
You know how to use [...]
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Brian:
Peter, this is the final plague.
Peter:
[...]
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Peter Griffin:
[naked and drunk at a wine tastin [...]
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[during a company sexual harassment training vid [...]
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Lois Griffin:
We're going to Vape!
Peter Griffi [...]
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TV Announcer:
[Teen Choice Awards]
Your host, Ta [...]
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Meg Griffin:
You could kill all the girls who ar [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[Phone]
Oh hi, Bonnie! No I'm not [...]
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Lois Griffin:
So he just left without saying any [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[posing as Britney Spears]
How ab [...]
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[Peter has plastic surgery]
Brian Griffin:
Hey, [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[appalled by the students being s [...]
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Quagmire:
[walks between two women]
sorry, I did [...]
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[Stewie and Brian in the mall]
Stewie Griffin:
[...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I'm leaving, Rupert! I'm sorry, [...]
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[at a job interview]
Interviewer:
So where do y [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Can you please teach me how to driv [...]
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Kevin:
Could you hold my phone and point it at m [...]
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Brian Griffin:
[Biblical Times]
You should go ov [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[In a Beauty Pageant]
Oh well, I [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I say mother, this hotdog has be [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Mom, there's no way I'm sleeping in [...]
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Tumbling Class Parent:
Boys can be good at this [...]
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[Family is talking about Peter's Drinking proble [...]
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Doctor:
The Surgery was a Success, by which I me [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Come on, I'll show the channel Lo [...]
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[Family is sitting at Table. After Apocalypse. E [...]
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Lois Griffin:
I'm going to give you a Sylvia Pla [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Do you ever just think "God, I'm [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duc [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Merry Christmas to all, and to al [...]
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Peter Griffin:
That's the deal you make with the [...]
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Peter Griffin:
What do you expect me to do with [...]
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Peter Griffin:
But there you go. Everybody likes [...]
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Lois Griffin:
My therapist said we should try a [...]
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Peter Griffin:
So if I walk through you, does th [...]
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Peter Griffin:
All right, here's my one-man show [...]
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Swede:
Ooooh! Blackensippen!
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Ma Walton:
Goodnight, Jim-Bob! Goodnight, Jim-Bo [...]
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[Brian tries to distract an angry mob of redneck [...]
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Susan Sarandon:
I'm Susan Sarandon. You might kn [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I mean, what kind of a man would [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Peter enters Meg's classroom wea [...]
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Tom Tucker:
In local news, a Buddy Cianci High S [...]
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Peter Griffin:
At least they don't put their fem [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Chris! You're hogging all the fans! [...]
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[Peter and Chris are dressed in grass skirts]
P [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[to feminist woman]
The plight of [...]
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Chris Griffin:
If I had a hole in my neck, I'd p [...]
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Cult Leader:
Are you a confused adolescent despe [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Like when the Fat Man worked out [...]
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Death's Mother:
Put on a jacket or you'll get fr [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Oh, let me guess. Another box wi [...]
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Joe Swanson:
I broke Gandalf.
Glen Quagmire:
It [...]
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Cleveland:
[Therapist]
I'm going to need more Tw [...]
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[upon learning that Meg is dating a nudist]
Loi [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
I used to bone that Volleyball. [...]
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Chris Griffin:
All right, dad! Fight the machine [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
At least I'll die mildly clever. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[shouts]
Rock lobster!
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Jenny:
Now that I have contracted the most infec [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Mom! Mommy! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mom [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Well, if you want to be a hero ri [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'm coming, Balloon!
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Brian:
Hey, if every woman dumped her husband fo [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Where do you think you go when yo [...]
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Bonnie Swanson:
Yeah, I don't want to bring a ba [...]
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[Peter is watching a beer commercial]
Announcer [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Dad, can you help me with my math [...]
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Lois Griffin:
[shimmies around]
Remember this? R [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Don't look at me like that. Fat c [...]
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Cleveland:
You can stay with us, Meg, I just hop [...]
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[Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink]
Ste [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Don't try to pawn this off on your [...]
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Joe Swanson:
[siren wails]
Peter Griffin, we kno [...]
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[looking around at a posh rehab clinic]
Peter G [...]
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Lois Griffin:
You all think Christmas just happe [...]
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Joe Swanson:
Peter, it's over.
Peter Griffin:
O [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I'd sell my soul to be famous.
[ [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[in Sunday School with several ch [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
All I really know, is that I'm we [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Anyone wearing a nightgown at 2p [...]
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Brian Griffin:
So you just do anything Oprah say [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[doing the laundry]
Hey, where's [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Stop shaming us for not knowing t [...]
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Congressman:
Cigarettes killed my father... and [...]
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Doctor:
Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
Pet [...]
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Peter Griffin:
If I wasn't so sure you were a le [...]
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Stewie:
HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh! E [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Meg... is that a real Prada bag? H [...]
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Mr. Fargas:
Today, we are going to dissect... a [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Are you and dad going to get a di [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Cheesy Charlie's is great. They h [...]
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[the audience cheered and applause]
Lois Griffi [...]
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathro [...]
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[Stewie's bath turns to blood]
Stewie Griffin:
[...]
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Chris Griffin:
I don't have to listen to you! Yo [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[as Tom Hanks from Castaway, talk [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
She packed my bags. Last night p [...]
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Woman on Tape:
We're going to add...
[tape inte [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Don't worry Quagmire, it's cool! [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Peter's letter to Fox about "Coa [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Brothers and sisters fighting is [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
The port is quite good.
Brian G [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Yay! Now I can be one of those fi [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I'm too good for this Family, th [...]
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Peter Griffin:
1 million dollars!
Lois Griffin: [...]
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[during a romantic dinner]
Lois Griffin:
[seduc [...]
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[Peter calls in sick to work]
Peter Griffin:
Mr [...]
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Lois Griffin:
You know Mommy wouldn't usually in [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[drunk, to male coworker]
Why don [...]
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God:
Let me light that for you, honey.
[he poin [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Establishment, establishment, yo [...]
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[to Brian]
Stewie Griffin:
How you uh, how you [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Then that is what I shall do, unl [...]
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[watching a baseball game]
Stewie Griffin:
Why [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I have no son! Except for Stewie. [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Chris, that's a terrible word. Nip [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
[Quagmire slowly peeks out at Meg [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Oh, I must give you my e-mail ad [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I'm really enjoying playing golf. [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Can I see Mommy now?
British Na [...]
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Stewie:
Look at him. He runs like a Welshman. Do [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[singing to Lois]
Lois, you can't [...]
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Brandi:
John Lennon said that Love is the answer [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
I felt guilty once, but she woke [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Mother, life is like a box of ch [...]
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Frenchman:
Bonnie, if I were a skunk and you wer [...]
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Brian Griffin:
As Mr H L Mencken said, The Commo [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Yes! We won the Lottery! I'm goin [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[looking in the fridge for a dri [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Radio]
Carlos Spicyweiner here? [...]
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John Edward:
[Peter is in the audience of "Cross [...]
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TV Announcer:
And now from the makers of Paranor [...]
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Tom Tucker:
Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mim [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Bar burned down]
We need to find [...]
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[in a turtle-shaped pool float]
Stewie:
My God, [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Wow, she's really all in on this [...]
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Peter Griffin:
We don't know how to end these an [...]
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[while Peter is changing Stewie]
Stewie:
No, yo [...]
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European See and Say:
The Elephant goes FWOMPF! [...]
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Tom Tucker:
This is Tom Tucker... 's evil twin T [...]
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Gay Dog:
Hey! You guys got any cheese doodles?
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Brian Griffin:
A Flautist, Peter!
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[Peter makes a joke during a Christmas play]
Sp [...]
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[the Griffins are being relocated to the South]
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Stewie Griffin:
Someone's left the Fridge Door o [...]
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Baliff:
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whol [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, Mort, do these suppositories [...]
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Dennis Miller:
I don't want to go on a rant, her [...]
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[an extremely obese Peter and Brian are sitting [...]
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Stewie:
[plucks a banjo]
Oh! I feel so delightfu [...]
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Carter Pewterschmiidt:
Gentlemen, this is Peter, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Wow, Louis CK?
Louis CK:
Yes.
P [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Why don't you take Joe caroling?
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Peter Griffin:
I bet I laugh so hard I shoot mil [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Could you sign this book please. [...]
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Teacher:
Excuse me, I'm just going to put on thi [...]
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Brian Griffin:
So when did you start using Invis [...]
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Peter Griffin:
The Great Gatsby! A book written [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I haven't cleaned since Bounty dr [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[to Dying Therapist]
Sorry, this [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Leave it to me, I read a book abo [...]
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Brian:
You recently returned from the Philippine [...]
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Cleveland:
And that's how my Mom died!
[All lau [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Guess what I am.
Stewie Griffin:
H [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You, cameraman! Make sure you us [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I'm just a dog, Lois. A stupid do [...]
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Rev Robertson:
We're still here! How come we wer [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Peter, only one gift was for char [...]
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Disabled Man:
[electronic voice]
That was pathet [...]
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Joe Biden:
Thanks for Shooting the Guy we said w [...]
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Chris Griffin:
Hey, mom, look at these bananas. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I think your father's Gay.
Glen [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Peter, are you sure, you've never [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You gonna go out into the Countr [...]
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Lois Griffin:
To hell with the cameras! How coul [...]
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[on being the First Lady of "Petoria"]
Lois Gri [...]
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Cleveland:
Oh Quagmire, you are what the Spanish [...]
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[Brian Singing to Stewie]
Brian Griffin:
I'll b [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois told me to clean the windows [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Step aside, its time for me to do [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I won a Chainsaw! Some lady at th [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I've done worse. I replaced Peter [...]
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Lois Griffin:
This can be a great opportunity fo [...]
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Death:
I'm gonna need that picture of Olmos'
[E [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, the bar has been taken over [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, you're drunk again.
Peter [...]
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Lois Griffin:
So how was your day?
Brian Griffi [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Well, fine. Until you put 'Gumbel [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Spiritual Journey]
Yeah, I'm Ea [...]
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Peter Griffin:
It's probably just the Pizza talk [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Peter has taken a hose to the st [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I've been watching television so [...]
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Lois:
You see Meg, I'm like one of those Bald ea [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Glen, I need your help.
Glen Quag [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[thinks]
How wonderful it will b [...]
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Meg Griffin:
You could kill all the girls who ar [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Jeffrey. Take the 4.20 from Houn [...]
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[Peter, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire are forming [...]
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[Peter is visting Willy Wonka's chocolate factor [...]
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Peter:
Ah, Los Angeles! Everything's big, everyt [...]
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Peter Griffin:
NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are f [...]
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German Storyteller:
There once was a little boy [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Well, Brian a Son! But he's 14 y [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, camera guy. Check this out. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Well, I wrote in to Penthouse For [...]
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[Peter has just been offered a directing job, an [...]
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Old Man:
Griffin, are you defecating right now? [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Mother, as first lady of the Ame [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Lois, When I'm through with them, [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[to Peter]
When the world is min [...]
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Lois Griffin:
9/11 was bad! 9... 11!
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Lois Griffin:
I went to the Fancington's Academy [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Rehab Counsellor]
First off, to [...]
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Kevin:
Dad, the fish got away.
Joe Swanson:
The [...]
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[watching The Brady Bunch]
Dad:
Greg, I'm afrai [...]
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[the eggs in Peter's beard have just hatched]
P [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[accidently rips off the tail of [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
OK, Rupert, what do you think of [...]
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Dying Gay Therapist:
It's from Romeo and Juliet! [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey, let's play a game called "I [...]
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[Peter with Charles Manson and the Manson Family [...]
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[Shamus has four wooden limbs]
Glen Quagmire:
S [...]
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Peter Griffin:
There is no Peter, only Zool! [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, you've never done anything [...]
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[Brian and Peter are putting a crib together]
B [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Okay, I got it, I got it. If you [...]
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Lois Griffin:
We'll continue this discussion ton [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[to his grandmother]
I smell dea [...]
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[during the preview for the new action movie abo [...]
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Rising Stars Instructor:
Look, it's your first m [...]
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[the Jetsons parody]
Jane:
Oh my God. George.
[...]
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Janet:
Hi. Cookie?
Stewie Griffin:
Well, it's S [...]
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[Chris hunts Meg with a "bogger" on his finger a [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Ah, it's a Mustache kind of morni [...]
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Brian Griffin:
I was left to die!
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Optician:
I recommend these frames. They were ma [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I only drank so that the Statue O [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
This isn't the first time my sma [...]
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[watching a news report about Peter's old teache [...]
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Carter Pewterschmidt:
Babs is in the Sanatorium. [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[talking to a very old prostitut [...]
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Caillou:
Dad, why are we sitting on the washing [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Why are you here? The doctor said [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Ah, you bastard, you'll burn in [...]
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[Brian is working as a guide dog and has taken a [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hello, 1950s Doctor. My friends h [...]
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Crackle:
Those freakin' elves, man. They just ca [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Oh, okay, here's another riddle. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
You know, some people think that [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
Ah, the World of Books! "Horton [...]
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Brian Griffin:
You know what might be a thrill f [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[as a Princess]
This is great. I [...]
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Disabled Man:
[with electronic voice]
A sphincte [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Excuse me, would you like to tast [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, did you paste a new picture [...]
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Pablo:
Santa can't be Asian. He doesn't drive 20 [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
It's not that I want to kill Loi [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Norwegians can't Dance!
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Peter Griffin:
Brian, there's a message in my Al [...]
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Bully:
We're four boys and you're one boy, so we [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[pointing a mind-control device [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Shatner Q&A]
In the Episode wher [...]
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Stewie:
[talking over speaker]
Welcome Man in Wh [...]
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William Shatner:
Now men, we are about to go on [...]
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Black Knight:
Hey, what's your fat ass doing her [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Face it Peter, you get competitiv [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Quiet, sweetie. Men are talking. [...]
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Tom Tucker:
And the winning theme for the Harves [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Meg wants me to give her a bunch [...]
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Diane Simmons:
Our suspect may look something li [...]
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Glen Quagmire:
Don't have kids, Joan, it's a big [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Forrest Gump]
Mama always said L [...]
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Peter Griffin:
And as you barrel down the Freewa [...]
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Doctor Hartman:
I used to work here, you know! [...]
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Coach:
Ah, thirty years of smoking and I'm still [...]
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Woman Running Rehab Clinic:
What's your name?
P [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Mom! Mom! Chris found a jar in the [...]
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["Hollywood Squares" parody]
Contestant:
I'll t [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Can I be in the play, Mom?
Stewie [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Now, let's drink until we uncover [...]
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Peter:
...and there's no way I'm going in the ba [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You look like Snoopy and it make [...]
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[at Peter's imaginary version of Cheesy Charlie' [...]
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Arnie:
Every second I'm not having sex with a ho [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Say, what happened to the car was [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Me? I like the sauce...
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[repeated line]
Stewie Griffin:
Good Lord!
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Lois Griffin:
Peter, punish Chris.
Peter Griffi [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[Abandoned at the Playground]
We [...]
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[on the phone]
Chris Griffin:
So, what are you [...]
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Meg Griffin:
Somebody's in the closet!
Jeff Fox [...]
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Peter Griffin:
I did not care for The Godfather. [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Peter writing a letter to Fox]
I [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[during a camping trip in a beaut [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
She said a swear!
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Quagmire:
Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
[...]
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[repeated line]
Stewie:
What the deuce?
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Stewie Griffin:
Why the hell did we get off here [...]
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Brian:
Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[while peeing into a urinal]
Fire [...]
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[looking at himself in a spoon]
Tom Tucker:
I'm [...]
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Meg Griffin:
I love you, Mom!
Lois Griffin:
I
[...]
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Judge:
Mr. Griffin, we have undisputable evidenc [...]
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[Peter is watching "Happy Days". Someone tries t [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[after Lois tries to feed Stewie [...]
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Brian Griffin:
The ol' alma matter. I tell you, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Since I took over as President ou [...]
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Brian Griffin:
Ah, if my memory serves me, this [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Okay, Doc, let's give her some pi [...]
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Joe Swanson:
I hate to be the bearer of bad shoe [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
[singing and pointing to rifle a [...]
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[Peter and his friends have formed a rock band a [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
I know this guy who sells pills [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
This day started off so great! I [...]
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Lois Griffin:
Growing one carrot, taking up time [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Well, they live in a crummy neigh [...]
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[Peter is talking in his sleep]
Peter Griffin:
[...]
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Stewie Griffin:
You do me an honour, lieutenant, [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[singing]
Lois makes me take the [...]
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Peter Griffin:
And now for "The Great Gatsby", a [...]
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Carter Pewterschmiidt:
Peter, I see you're still [...]
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[Joe Swanson is in a fight with the Grinch]
Gri [...]
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Cleveland:
I have a weird fat boy too. Would you [...]
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Peter Griffin:
Hey look, there's Oral Roberts Un [...]
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[on buying a coffin...]
Peter Griffin:
I'll tak [...]
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Doctor:
Mr. Griffin, all your tests came back ne [...]
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Cleveland:
Public urination is just wrong. Excep [...]
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Lois Griffin:
All right, Stewie, hold on to thes [...]
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[Lois is upset about a cult that is worshipping [...]
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Stewie Griffin:
They're getting nude! I mustn't [...]
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Peter Griffin:
[Pirate]
Let us have our fill of [...]
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