Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos

Titolo originale: Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
Regia: Michael Simon |
Anno: 2011
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia
Tag: sketch | ventriloquist |
Cast: Jeff Dunham |

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Peanut: I just have one question for you before [...] D
[opening lines] Jeff Dunham: I can't believe th [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [to Achmed Jr] Listen [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you have any good mem [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Do you know what that [...] D
Peanut: [showing off his skills as a ventriloqui [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, divorce is not a good thing [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [to Achmed Jr] Hey, w [...] D
Peanut: [to Little Jeff] Maybe you can make up f [...] D
Peanut: [to José] You're not Jewish, 'cause t [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] What you're doing is no [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So, the explosion you were talking [...] D
Walter: I signed up Achmed to be an organ donor. [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [seeing Achmed Jr] Wh [...] D
Peanut: [mimicking a Chinese takeout person] No [...] D
Peanut: [about Little Jeff] He said he was sad. [...] D
Walter: [Jeff is divorced] So that's it, huh? J [...] D
Walter: Did you know that in Amsterdam, you can [...] D
Walter: [practicing to see which word in his sen [...] D
Peanut: [told that the politically-correct term [...] D
[Referring to the death of Bin Laden] Jeff Dunh [...] D
Walter: [talking about Jeff doing his show in So [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, have you ever thought about [...] D
Walter: There are those little idiot dogs who, w [...] D
Peanut: If this comedy business doesn't work out [...] D
Walter: Now, wasn't that a BLAST? Achmed the De [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, divorce is painful. Walter [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I can't believe the show starts in [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] You know, I saw an old [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Good evening, José. José Jal [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] There were never any gi [...] D
Peanut: [to José] Hey! He could drop you and [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You're just flat-out saying your wi [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [annoyed by Peanut's "Taste of Chin [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Bin Laden] Well, s [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Walter, just once I think [...] D
[Peanut is reading the Asian man's irate email i [...] D
Walter: Then we went to Ireland. I got all confu [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [his leg gets caught [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. You communicate with [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] So look, Walter and I w [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Like Santa Claus, I h [...] D
Walter: [trying to cheer up Jeff after learning [...] D
Peanut: Dude... Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: Whe [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] You don't think I shoul [...] D
Peanut: Look, you know how Batman had a sidekick [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So you know where we are? Achmed t [...] D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Vegas has become a great [...] D
[Achmed is pantomiming getting shot with a bow a [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut, who is talking like an [...] D
Peanut: [referring to José Jalapeño's stic [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Did you like the city o [...] D
Peanut: So, how are you, Little Ugly Assjeff? L [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Achmed Jr] You hav [...] D
Peanut: I had to phone-order takeout Chinese foo [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] It's your son, Achmed J [...] D
Peanut: [Looks at Jeff, really closely] IT'S NOT [...] D
Achmed Jr.: I'm here for a reason. Achmed the D [...] D
Bubba J: Hey, Achmed - - did you get all this sa [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about to bring out Little Jeff] He [...] D
Walter: [as everyone applauds Walter coming out] [...] D
Walter: [Jeff mentioned that the housing in Afri [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, are you enjoying Richmo [...] D
José Jalapeño on a Stick: So we're a crime [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, since you're clearly a terr [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [commenting on a childhood photo of [...] D
[Jeff had trouble saying "How are you" to Josà[...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: My father was a suici [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [showing a school photo of himself] [...] D
Walter: [Jeff is divorced] So what happened? Je [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE! [audience a [...] D
Bubba J: So try a bottle of Jeff Dunham's wine - [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed, about to bring out his [...] D
Peanut: [Little Jeff said he was sad and ugly] T [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock knock. Jeff Du [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [referring to Bin Laden] So, where [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I think a lot of us might like to k [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] You know, we have plent [...] D
[last lines] Jeff Dunham: [Peanut, José and [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [making the P sound i [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: When Bin Laden died.. [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] Do you like it here? P [...] D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I have nothing in com [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about the death of Bin L [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [holding up Little Jeff] I thought [...] D
Jeff Dunham: For the folks who might not know, A [...] D
Walter: [about Achmed] I'm getting sick of that [...] D
Peanut: [reading the Asian man's irate email] "D [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about Achmed's dog with no legs] W [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I also had an unusual hobby. I beca [...] D
Walter: [on the phone with Jeff while he's getti [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [about Walter's wife] Have you ever [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Do you want to be in a [...] D
Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you know why A.J. is [...] D
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, he's your son. Achmed the [...] D
Bubba J: [seeing Achmed pull up in a shiny metal [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about his son, Achmed Jr [...] D
Jeff Dunham: I'm a single father now. But I alwa [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [talking about Walter's wife] She l [...] D
Jeff Dunham: [Jeff learns that José was evict [...] D
Walter: [talking about how African houses are ma [...] D

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