Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos

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Peanut: I just have one question for you before I [...]	D
[opening lines] Jeff Dunham: I can't believe the [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [to Achmed Jr] Listen, [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you have any good memor [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Do you know what that i [...]	D
Peanut: [showing off his skills as a ventriloquist [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, divorce is not a good thing. [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [to Achmed Jr] Hey, wha [...]	D
Peanut: [to Little Jeff] Maybe you can make up for [...]	D
Peanut: [to JosÃ©] You're not Jewish, 'cause the [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] What you're doing is not [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: So, the explosion you were talking ab [...]	D
Walter: I signed up Achmed to be an organ donor.	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [seeing Achmed Jr] Who [...]	D
Peanut: [mimicking a Chinese takeout person] No fo [...]	D
Peanut: [about Little Jeff] He said he was sad. J [...]	D
Walter: [Jeff is divorced] So that's it, huh? Jef [...]	D
Walter: Did you know that in Amsterdam, you can le [...]	D
Walter: [practicing to see which word in his sente [...]	D
Peanut: [told that the politically-correct term fo [...]	D
[Referring to the death of Bin Laden] Jeff Dunham [...]	D
Walter: [talking about Jeff doing his show in Sout [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, have you ever thought about b [...]	D
Walter: There are those little idiot dogs who, whe [...]	D
Peanut: If this comedy business doesn't work out f [...]	D
Walter: Now, wasn't that a BLAST? Achmed the Dead [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Walter, divorce is painful. Walter: [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: I can't believe the show starts in ha [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] You know, I saw an old ph [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Good evening, JosÃ©. JosÃ© Jalap [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] There were never any girl [...]	D
Peanut: [to JosÃ©] Hey! He could drop you and th [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: You're just flat-out saying your wife [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [annoyed by Peanut's "Taste of China" [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Bin Laden] Well, sin [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Walter, just once I think y [...]	D
[Peanut is reading the Asian man's irate email in [...]	D
Walter: Then we went to Ireland. I got all confuse [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [his leg gets caught on [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Wait a minute. You communicate with O [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] So look, Walter and I wer [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Like Santa Claus, I hav [...]	D
Walter: [trying to cheer up Jeff after learning he [...]	D
Peanut: Dude... Jeff Dunham: What? Peanut: Where [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] You don't think I should [...]	D
Peanut: Look, you know how Batman had a sidekick, [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: So you know where we are? Achmed the [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: You know, Vegas has become a great va [...]	D
[Achmed is pantomiming getting shot with a bow and [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut, who is talking like an As [...]	D
Peanut: [referring to JosÃ© JalapeÃ±o's stick] [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Did you like the city of [...]	D
Peanut: So, how are you, Little Ugly Assjeff? Lit [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about Achmed Jr] You have [...]	D
Peanut: I had to phone-order takeout Chinese food. [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed] It's your son, Achmed Jr. [...]	D
Peanut: [Looks at Jeff, really closely] IT'S NOT R [...]	D
Achmed Jr.: I'm here for a reason. Achmed the Dea [...]	D
Bubba J: Hey, Achmed - - did you get all this sand [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [about to bring out Little Jeff] He's [...]	D
Walter: [as everyone applauds Walter coming out] H [...]	D
Walter: [Jeff mentioned that the housing in Africa [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, are you enjoying Richmond [...]	D
JosÃ© JalapeÃ±o on a Stick: So we're a crimefi [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, since you're clearly a terror [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [commenting on a childhood photo of h [...]	D
[Jeff had trouble saying "How are you" to JosÃ© [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: My father was a suicide [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [showing a school photo of himself] T [...]	D
Walter: [Jeff is divorced] So what happened? Jeff [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE! [audience app [...]	D
Bubba J: So try a bottle of Jeff Dunham's wine - - [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed, about to bring out his so [...]	D
Peanut: [Little Jeff said he was sad and ugly] Tha [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock knock. Jeff Dunh [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [referring to Bin Laden] So, where ex [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: I think a lot of us might like to kno [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] You know, we have plenty [...]	D
[last lines] Jeff Dunham: [Peanut, JosÃ© and Li [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [making the P sound in [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: When Bin Laden died... [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Peanut] Do you like it here? Pea [...]	D
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I have nothing in commo [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about the death of Bin Lad [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [holding up Little Jeff] I thought yo [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: For the folks who might not know, Ach [...]	D
Walter: [about Achmed] I'm getting sick of that gu [...]	D
Peanut: [reading the Asian man's irate email] "Dea [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [about Achmed's dog with no legs] Wha [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: I also had an unusual hobby. I became [...]	D
Walter: [on the phone with Jeff while he's getting [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [about Walter's wife] Have you ever h [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Walter] Do you want to be in a go [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: So Achmed, do you know why A.J. is he [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: Achmed, he's your son. Achmed the De [...]	D
Bubba J: [seeing Achmed pull up in a shiny metalli [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [to Achmed about his son, Achmed Jr] [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: I'm a single father now. But I always [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [talking about Walter's wife] She lov [...]	D
Jeff Dunham: [Jeff learns that JosÃ© was evicted [...]	D
Walter: [talking about how African houses are made [...]	D

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