American Trip - Il primo viaggio non si scorda mai

Titolo originale: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Regia: Danny Leiner |
Anno: 2004
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia Avventura
Tag: sibling relationship | new jersey | amsterdam, netherlands | road trip | cannabis | pot smoking | marijuana | police chase | east asian lead | buddy | stoner | fast food | one night | buddy comedy | munchies | crop circle | rich parents | car siren | blood spurting |
Cast: John Cho | Kal Penn | Paula Garcés | Neil Patrick Harris | David Krumholtz | Eddie Kaye Thomas | Christopher Meloni | Malin Åkerman | Ryan Reynolds | Fred Willard | Kate Kelton | Brooke D'Orsay | Siu Ta | Steve Braun | Bobby Lee | Dov Tiefenbach | Anthony Anderson | Gary Anthony Williams | Rob Tinkler | Ethan Embry | Boyd Banks | Dan Bochart | Mike Sheer | Christopher Thompson | Angelo Tsarouchas | Albert Howell | Errol Sitahal | Shaun Majumder | Rick Sood | Sandy Jobin-Bevans | Brad Borbridge | Frank Spadone | Jordan Prentice | Gary Archibald | John Boylan | Dan Warry-Smith | Thea Andrews | Jamie Kennedy | Jon Hurwitz | Hayden Schlossberg |

Gli amici Harold Lee e Kumar Patel passano il loro tempo a fare baldoria bevendo birra e fumando marijuana. Harold è un ragazzo che lavora in banca, dove viene maltrattato dai colleghi che gli affibbiano del lavoro extra da svolgere nel weekend. Kumar invece vive senza prendersi delle responsabilità, mandando a monte tutti i colloqui di lavoro che il padre gli fissa. Durante uno dei loro venerdì sera di divertimento, dopo qualche spinello di troppo, i giovani vengono assaliti da una improvvisa fame chimica: sarà uno spot pubblicitario della catena White Castle a risolvere i loro problemi. I due inizieranno un viaggio rocambolesco e pieno di tragicomiche disavventure alla ricerca di un mega-hamburger che possa saziare la loro fame.

Frasi

Harold: So what are you in here for? Tarik: For b [...] D
Harold: [after Kumar's rude intervention] I apolog [...] D
Kumar: Hey Roldy? Harold: What? Kumar: There's s [...] D
Harold: [to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggag [...] D
Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves [...] D
Harold: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of [...] D
Dr. Willoughby: Do you actually believe that after [...] D
Burger Shack Employee: Ding-dong! May I interject [...] D
Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits? Goldstein: Yo [...] D
Harold: Are those my scissors? Dude, I trim my nos [...] D
Kumar: [licking Harold's face] Harold: Ah! AH! Wh [...] D
[Harold and Kumar are playing "Rock, Paper, Scisso [...] D
Mean Tollbooth Guy: Hey, move your ass! D
Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go thro [...] D
Kumar: [notices the ticket fee] $220? Are you craz [...] D
[last lines] Female Anchor: Police in Cherry Hill [...] D
Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it shou [...] D
Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to g [...] D
Dr. Patel: [to Kumar] I hope you are here to apolo [...] D
Hippie Student: [Kumar trying to buy pot] Here, th [...] D
[first lines] J.D.: Billy boy! Get your ass ready [...] D
Goldstein: This movie makes no sense. She's posses [...] D
Officer Palumbo: What kind of name is that anyhow? [...] D
Kumar: [sniffs] Hey, what's that smell? Harold: W [...] D
Christy: Skag! You sank my destroyer! D
Harold: Dude, where's my car? Kumar: Where's his [...] D
Freakshow: Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The d [...] D
Kumar: Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we [...] D
Harold: Harold: Thanks, for helping us out. Freak [...] D
Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, that was SO not extr [...] D
Christy: [as they're both doing their business whi [...] D
Freakshow: Who wants first reach-around? D
Harold: [about to ride cheetah] This is either a r [...] D
Clarissa: Damn! You sank my battleshit! D
Harold: [awakening from dream after being hit on h [...] D
Harold: I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 l [...] D
Harold: [upset after seeing his colleague having f [...] D
Rosenberg: Boobies, boobies, boobies! D
Cindy Kim: Have you seen a Korean guy around here? [...] D
Kumar: Excuse me officer. Let me take a couple of [...] D
Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking ca [...] D
Harold: [yelling] How is that not the worse news? [...] D
Kumar: [walks up to a bush and starts peeing] Ahh. [...] D
Harold: [riding a cheetah] Dude, am I really high, [...] D
Kumar: [from inside a heating duct at the police s [...] D
Rosenberg: I think Kumar's a "faygele". Goldstein [...] D
Kumar: Well, congratu-fuckin'-lations, your dream [...] D
Harold: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man. Kumar: A [...] D
Kumar: [whispering to Harold] Check out those boil [...] D
Mean Tollbooth Guy: Move, you fucking twat! D
Harold: So what are you in for? Tarik: For being [...] D
Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves [...] D
Kumar: Hey, why don't you leave that guy alone and [...] D
Cole: EXTREME KAYAKING! D
Kumar: So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch [...] D
Cole: Oh, hey, Apu. Kumar: Jesus, these guys are [...] D
Harold: Back off cockboy, what I said him goes dou [...] D
Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to [...] D
Liane: So, are you boys gonna fuck me now or what? D
Christy: [In the restroom, where Harold and Kumar [...] D
Officer Martone: [notices the jail door keys in th [...] D
Kumar: [in surgery] Hang on a second, nurse. What [...] D
Harold: I want 30 sliders, 5 french fries, and 4 l [...] D
Kumar: Shotgun anus! D
Kumar: Roldy! Roldy! dude, you gotta come quick. T [...] D
Kumar: I can't believe you were gonna ditch for th [...] D
Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We [...] D
Harold: Is there... is there a problem, Officer... [...] D
Officer Palumbo: Bullets - my only weakness! How d [...] D
Kumar: Let's find us some tunes baby, [finds a bl [...] D
Kumar: [in surgery] We should give this man some m [...] D
Kumar: I forgot my cell phone. Harold: You wanna [...] D
Mean Tollbooth Guy: Move, you retarded cocksucker, [...] D
Kumar: So where you going to go now, Neil? Neil P [...] D
Cole: This is America, dude. Learn how to drive. [...] D
Freakshow: Hey Randy! What? The devil! Oh! The dev [...] D
Harold: I want that. Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heave [...] D
Kumar: [about Doogie Howser, M.D] So, I gotta ask [...] D
Freakshow: It's gonna take me a while to fix up yo [...] D
Harold: Dude, we're so high right now! Kumar: We' [...] D
Kumar: Thank you, come again! D
Kumar: Now we're in Newark, of all places. You kno [...] D
Male Nurse: [wiping Kumar's lips with a little too [...] D
Kumar: Kumar: My names Kumar. Freakshow: Freaksho [...] D
Don't You Wanna Be Cool Kid: Come on, dude. Just t [...] D
Cole: Oh look, it's the Brother McFags. Let me gue [...] D
[Extreme Sports Punk #1 grabs a bag of Doritos] E [...] D
Cole: Let's go get some fuckin' Mountain Dew. D
Cole: Late night math league meeting, homos? D
Kumar: [spits] Bitch! Learn how to fuckin' make co [...] D
Freakshow: What the hell are you doing with my wif [...] D