Clerks II

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Elias: [mumbling] "One Ring to rule them all." Ho [...]	D
Dante Hicks: I need two Egg-A-Moofins and we're al [...]	D
Elias: Well, I mean, as you know, my online handle [...]	D
Randal Graves: [to Emma] You became persona non-no [...]	D
Randal Graves: How the fuck did you father a child [...]	D
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet? E [...]	D
Randal Graves: Why because I enjoyed what I did? I [...]	D
Jay: Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shit! The bi [...]	D
Randal Graves: Ladies and gentlemen, and you, Elia [...]	D
Randal Graves: I don't mind people snickering at t [...]	D
Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that do [...]	D
Concerned Father: Don't look at his wee-wee.	D
Becky: [on the roof about to teach Dante how to da [...]	D
Randal Graves: Ease up, Pillow Pants. The dude's n [...]	D
Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible? Jay: Hey hey, t [...]	D
Randal Graves: And you wonder why no chick will le [...]	D
Jay: [while eating food that has piss and flies] T [...]	D
Randal Graves: Before he was the Mad Ducats guy, h [...]	D
Randal Graves: Dude, I'm pretty sure your old lady [...]	D
Randal Graves: How the fuck do you always have lik [...]	D
Becky: Where the fuck did you guys go? Dante Hick [...]	D
Jay: What kinda sick fuck gets turned on watching [...]	D
Elias: As you know, my online handle is Optimus Pr [...]	D
Becky: While you guys were gone I had to wait on a [...]	D
Becky: Emma, I don't - I don't know what to say. [...]	D
Elias: Whoo! We's all gonna get drunk and get laid [...]	D
Elias: Would you have any interest in building the [...]	D
Dante Hicks: We need to talk. Becky: [referring t [...]	D
Counter Girl with Ear Guy: You fuckin' freak. [pu [...]	D
Randal Graves: Yo, Freddy fucking Mercury! Where's [...]	D
Randal Graves: What's the point in having an Inter [...]	D
Elias: Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal. Rand [...]	D
Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I'd done a little [...]	D
Randal Graves: You swung at me! Dante Hicks: You [...]	D
Elias: Say what you will about Jesus, but leave th [...]	D
Becky: [to Dante] Sometimes, in the heat of the mo [...]	D
Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little mor [...]	D
Randal Graves: You can't get a chick, ya mook. You [...]	D
Emma: Come outside with me, I've got a surprise fo [...]	D
Sexy Stud: Ooh, cake!	D
Dante Hicks: [about Becky] No, we had sex one nigh [...]	D
Randal Graves: Dude, the Transformers sucked. Eli [...]	D
[Randal bursts into the office] Randal Graves: [l [...]	D
Becky: Fuck, I had to take a fuckin' order off a g [...]	D
Randal Graves: Man, you must love this fucking guy [...]	D
Elias: [watching Dante propose to Becky] One ring [...]	D
Randal Graves: Do we have a mop? Becky: Yeah it's [...]	D
Elias: That's bestiality, Randal! Randal Graves: [...]	D
Elias: If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, [...]	D
Randal Graves: [getting Gawking Guy's attention fr [...]	D
Randal Graves: [to Dante] You're my best friend, a [...]	D
Jay: I was outside taking a piss when I heard the [...]	D
Elias: How many times? Hobbit Lover: Well, um, th [...]	D
Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing? Rand [...]	D
Randal Graves: Seventeen year olds nowadays are cr [...]	D
Randal Graves: Let me tell you something. If Peter [...]	D
Dante Hicks: I can't believe you. I finally get my [...]	D
[a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and [...]	D
Randal Graves: The best part of this job is all th [...]	D
Randal Graves: The best part of this job is all th [...]	D
[first lines] Dante Hicks: [on his cellphone] Yea [...]	D
Randal Graves: [Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, El [...]	D
Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenl [...]	D
Lance Dowds: Randal Graves. You work here, too? Je [...]	D
Dante Hicks: [pause in dancing as he dips her; to [...]	D
Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl wit [...]	D
[last lines] Randal Graves: You know something? Y [...]	D
Randal Graves: What? What is the big deal? Since w [...]	D
Elias: [while masturbating] I'm sorry, Jesus!	D
Randal Graves: [about the Go-Karts] It just center [...]	D
Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings T [...]	D
Randal Graves: May your first child be a masculine [...]	D
Randal Graves: Even the fuckin' trees walked in th [...]	D
Elias: [removing a smoking black basket of fries] [...]	D
Elias: [to Jay] I have a huge boner right now! [J [...]	D
Elias: [Elias is wasted] I hope that donkey doesn' [...]	D
[last lines] Dante Hicks: Can you feel it? Randa [...]	D
Randal Graves: [after the fire at the Quick Stop] [...]	D
Becky: You weren't the one that got mayo in your c [...]	D
Jay: Thanks, Pickle Fucker! [to Silent Bob] Jay: [...]	D
Jay: [after Silent Bob hands Jay a Redbull, Jay dr [...]	D
Randal Graves: The Transformers were a total sligh [...]	D
Emma: It must be nice to have a job with so much d [...]	D
Jay: [Emma parks her SUV and gets out. Jay and Sil [...]	D
Randal Graves: All right, look, there's only one " [...]	D
Dante Hicks: You're chaos incarnate, man. Our whol [...]	D
Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck [...]	D
Hobbit Lover: Hey man. Elias: [Puts on Mooby's ha [...]	D
Elias: Since God created man, and man created the [...]	D
Dante Hicks: Why do the Go-Karts help? Randal G [...]	D
[Jay hands Emma a cake] Jay: Quick, hit that two- [...]	D
Randal Graves: I know you've given a blowjob, righ [...]	D
Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can [...]	D
Elias: Randal... [Holds up onion ring] Elias: "O [...]	D
Randal Graves: You're gonna be rolling in the puss [...]	D
Sexy Stud: [as he drops into his seat in the jail [...]	D
Randal Graves: I got to rent movies, fuck with ass [...]	D
Randal Graves: You ever see a chick give a mule a [...]	D
Dante Hicks: What's the matter with you? Randal G [...]	D
Dante Hicks: I mean, you already taught me how to [...]	D
Randal Graves: If Peter Jackson really wanted to b [...]	D
Dante Hicks: [after Emma flashes Randal] What'd yo [...]	D
Hobbit Lover: I'm gonna kick your ass back to the [...]	D
Randal Graves: I'd buy the Quick Stop and reopen i [...]	D
Sexy Stud: When it's over, if you want, you can fu [...]	D
Wife: I'm not eating something that was cooked by [...]	D
Teen #1: You guys holding? Jay: Shit, everything [...]	D
Randal Graves: You guys would be willing to lend u [...]	D
Silent Bob: ...I got nothing.	D
Randal Graves: I thought you weren't even allowed [...]	D
Jay: You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find [...]	D
Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you [...]	D
Elias: Oh, sick burn.	D
Sexy Stud: [as the cops pull up] Oh, shit! Not aga [...]	D
Husband: Remember, you saved. You don't use that k [...]	D
Dante Hicks: I'm having second thoughts. Randal G [...]	D
Teen #1: [about Jay and Silent Bob] I like 'em man [...]	D
Elias: [Taking 'I Eat Cock' sign off of his employ [...]	D

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