Monty Python e il Sacro Graal

Titolo originale: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Regia: Terry Jones | Terry Gilliam |
Anno: 1975
Origine: United Kingdom |
Generi: Avventura Commedia Fantasy
Tag: holy grail | swordplay | england | monk | wedding reception | scotland yard | animal attack | camelot | round table | chapter | satire | parody | breaking the fourth wall | knight | king arthur | knights of the round table | candid | 10th century | anarchic comedy | mischievous | playful | hilarious | joyful | shaggy dog story |
Cast: Graham Chapman | John Cleese | Eric Idle | Terry Gilliam | Terry Jones | Michael Palin | Connie Booth | Carol Cleveland | Neil Innes | Bee Duffell | John Young | Rita Davies | Avril Stewart | Sally Kinghorn | Mark Zycon | Elspeth Cameron | Mitsuko Forstater | Sandy Johnson | Sandy Rose | Romilly Squire | Joni Flynn | Alison Walker | Loraine Ward | Anna Lanski | Sally Coombe | Vivienne MacDonald | Yvonne Dick | Daphne Darling | Fiona Gordon | Judy Lamb | Tracy Sneddon | Joyce Pollner | Mary Allen | Gloria Graham | Sylvia Taylor | Iain Banks | Julian Doyle | Margarita Doyle | Charles Knode | Zack Matalon | Scott Mike | William Palin | Tom Raeburn | Brian Ross | Roy Forge Smith | Maggie Weston | John Thornton |

Avventure e guai tragicomici di re Artù e dei suoi cavalieri che vanno alla ricerca del santo Graal e fanno gli incontri più strani. Benché diseguale e sgangherato, per colpa della regia a due teste e dei mezzi insufficienti, i fan vi troveranno: ricchezza di gag, ritmo, gusto per il grottesco e l'anarchia.

Frasi

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether sh [...] D
Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then? The De [...] D
King Arthur: [arriving at Castle Aaaauuuggghhhh wi [...] D
[first lines] King Arthur: Whoa, there! D
King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice... Prince Her [...] D
King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many m [...] D
King Arthur: In the name of the Lord, we demand en [...] D
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goe [...] D
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? [...] D
[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last [...] D
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are [...] D
King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's [...] D
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sor [...] D
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the knights who [...] D
King Arthur: [after being taunted by the French a [...] D
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we kno [...] D
Sir Robin: Would it help to confuse it if we run a [...] D
Sir Galahad: What a strange person. D
Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege! [trumpets play a fa [...] D
Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the [...] D
Woman: Oh. How do you do? King Arthur: How do you [...] D
Knight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree [...] D
Left Head: Halt! Who art thou? Minstrel: [sings] [...] D
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man pu [...] D
[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off] [...] D
King Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Ca [...] D
Left Head: Quick, get the sword out. I want to cut [...] D
Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... S [...] D
[from trailer] American Narrator: [over a sweepin [...] D
King Arthur: NI. Sir Bedevere: NOU. King Arthur: [...] D
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emper [...] D
[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] King A [...] D
King Arthur: [Repeated line] JESUS CHRIST! D
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Gala [...] D
Prince Herbert: But Mother... King of Swamp Castl [...] D
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: Remain gone, illegitim [...] D
The Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! Sir [...] D
Sir Galahad: Let us taunt it! It may grow nervous, [...] D
King Arthur: What is this test, oh Knights of... k [...] D
King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince [...] D
God: What are you doing now? King Arthur: Avertin [...] D
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can [...] D
Zoot: I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and [...] D
Sir Galahad: Zoot! Dingo: No, I am Zoot's identic [...] D
King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have [...] D
French Soldier: You don't frighten us with your si [...] D
French Soldier: Un cadeau. Other French soldiers: [...] D
[Concorde has just been shot in the chest with an [...] D
Sir Lancelot: [Sir Galahad the Chaste is being sed [...] D
King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. W [...] D
King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] W [...] D
King of Swamp Castle: Oh, bloody hell! D
Dingo: You would not be so ungallant as to refuse [...] D
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no mor [...] D
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goe [...] D
King Arthur: I am your king. Woman: Well, I didn' [...] D
Subtitle: Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be prett [...] D
Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI. D
King Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fai [...] D
King Arthur: Cut down a tree with a herring? It ca [...] D
[the King gestures to the window] King of Swamp C [...] D
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I ri [...] D
Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, a [...] D
God: If it's one thing I can't stand, it's people [...] D
Minstrel: [singing] He was not in the least bit sc [...] D
King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire witho [...] D
Roger the Shrubber: Are you saying Ni to that old [...] D
Zoot: Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Ca [...] D
[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit] Tim: [...] D
Sir Galahad the Pure: Look, I can tackle this lot [...] D
Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here [...] D
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of [...] D
Minstrel: [singing] He is packing it in and packin [...] D
King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the B [...] D
Narrator: Meanwhile, not more than two swallow's f [...] D
[repeated line] King Arthur: Run away! D
[the cartoon Knights are being chased by the anima [...] D
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say [...] D
Monks: Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem [bonk!] D
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme [...] D
Tim: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valo [...] D
King Arthur: Well, we'll not risk another fronta [...] D
Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There [...] D
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the [...] D
[last lines] King Arthur: [Arthur and Bedevere ha [...] D
King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this [...] D
King Arthur: What happens now? Sir Bedevere: Well [...] D
[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur des [...] D
King Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: Man. King Arthur [...] D
Sir Galahad the Pure: There's nothing wrong with - [...] D
The Dead Collector: Bring out your dead! Bring out [...] D
Sir Lancelot: [Bursts into the Prince's room and k [...] D
King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to [...] D
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode fo [...] D
French Soldier: - "I wave my private parts at your [...] D
Narrator: A year passed: winter changed into sprin [...] D
God: Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of [...] D
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look? Fren [...] D
King Arthur: How dare you profane this place with [...] D
Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince! Concorde: H [...] D
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: Yes, depart a lot at t [...] D
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig [...] D