George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

Titolo originale: George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
Regia: Rocco Urbisci |
Anno: 1999
Origine: United States of America |
Generi: Commedia televisione film
Tag: concert | comedian | concert film |
Cast: George Carlin |

Frasi

George Carlin: Here's another guy thing that sucks [...] D
George Carlin: That's what Americans do now: they' [...] D
George Carlin: Something else I'm getting tired of [...] D
George Carlin: Kids have to wear helmets now for e [...] D
George Carlin: [on the security questions asked at [...] D
George Carlin: [discussing what's on TV at the sam [...] D
[about airport security] George Carlin: They'll t [...] D
George Carlin: As far as I'm concerned, all of thi [...] D
George Carlin: Another thing I'm getting tired of [...] D
George Carlin: I don't think white people should b [...] D
George Carlin: Personally, I never take any specia [...] D
George Carlin: Something else I'm getting tired of [...] D
George Carlin: I also know all you single dads and [...] D
George Carlin: I don't have pet peeves; I have maj [...] D
George Carlin: Here's another horrifying example.. [...] D
George Carlin: Here's another example of overprote [...] D
George Carlin: [about the United States' hypochond [...] D
George Carlin: I don't always wash my hands every [...] D
George Carlin: Suppose you just had really big han [...] D
George Carlin: Here would be a good name for a gay [...] D
[about the phrases "happens to be black" and "open [...] D
George Carlin: Whoever coined the phrase "let the [...] D
George Carlin: Do you know why it is, when a ranch [...] D
George Carlin: Pray for anything you want. Pray fo [...] D
George Carlin: There's too much security at the ai [...] D
George Carlin: [about why people elected and reele [...] D
George Carlin: If there is a God, IF there is, I t [...] D
George Carlin: [On the security questions asked at [...] D
George Carlin: If you kill all the germs around yo [...] D
George Carlin: [criticizing people's belief in ang [...] D
George Carlin: There's a lot of things you use to [...] D
George Carlin: [after mentioning Mr. Pibb in his l [...] D
George Carlin: Here's another question I've been p [...] D
George Carlin: And if you didn't take a weapon on [...] D
George Carlin: This is my idea for one of those bi [...] D
George Carlin: Everybody knows by now, all busines [...] D
George Carlin: I decided to look around for someth [...] D
George Carlin: [doing the Advertising Lullaby] Qua [...] D
George Carlin: Living in this country, you're boun [...] D
George Carlin: I'm thinking of opening up a motel [...] D
[about the United States' hypochondria] George Ca [...] D
George Carlin: Here's another male cliche: these g [...] D
George Carlin: I worship the sun, but I don't pray [...] D
George Carlin: When it comes to believing in God, [...] D
George Carlin: This country was founded by a group [...] D
George Carlin: If you want to know how you can hel [...] D
George Carlin: White people got no business playin [...] D
[after his "invisible man in the sky" bit] George [...] D
George Carlin: That's another thing they don't lik [...] D
George Carlin: In the bullshit department, a busin [...] D
George Carlin: [about God] I honestly believe, loo [...] D
George Carlin: If you should have any cognitive di [...] D
George Carlin: Remember, this is Mr. Conductor tal [...] D
[first lines] George Carlin: So, lemme ask ya som [...] D
George Carlin: I have always been willing to put m [...] D
George Carlin: [on the security questions asked at [...] D
George Carlin: Besides, an airplane ride shouldn't [...] D
George Carlin: Names are an interest of mine. Not [...] D
George Carlin: When I was a little boy in New York [...] D
George Carlin: I became a sun worshiper; several r [...] D
George Carlin: [about the invisible man in the sky [...] D
George Carlin: Religion has actually convinced peo [...] D