Phoebe:
They're coming. Run!
Joey:
Where?
Phoebe [...]
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Phoebe:
[explaining to Mike's parents and friends [...]
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[Jack knows that Richard is dating a younger woman [...]
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[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get [...]
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Ross:
Wow, you sure have a lot of books on being a [...]
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Chandler:
So, Janice, who's the lucky guy whose es [...]
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Monica:
[to everybody]
We have to talk.
Phoebe:
O [...]
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Ross:
So, uh, what did the insurance company say? [...]
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Chandler:
I got her machine.
Joey:
Her answering [...]
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Monica:
[about Chandler's mother's new boyfriend]
[...]
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Joey:
There's no juice for the people who need the [...]
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Benjamin Hobart:
If you say yes, I'm serious, if y [...]
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Phoebe:
I may play the fool at times but I'm a lit [...]
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Phoebe:
This was back when I thought everything th [...]
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Ross:
Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on min [...]
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Rachel:
[goes crosseyed]
Wow, must have been Drake [...]
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Monica:
[as the movers are moving a dresser out of [...]
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Monica:
My motto is get out before they go down.
[...]
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Ross:
I would date her but there is a big age diff [...]
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Ross:
What are you doing?
Chandler:
Making chocol [...]
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Joey:
Chandler is a mysterious fellow, one unlikel [...]
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Gunther:
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put th [...]
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Susie:
How come all I can think about is putting t [...]
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Rachel:
I can't go alone to my own Prom, it's too [...]
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Phoebe:
Leave me behind! I'm just a machine!
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Joey:
Do you practice losing at the Grammys too?
[...]
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Rachel:
Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, [...]
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Chandler:
[Everyone's hugging]
Aw... oh that's rig [...]
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Monica:
Wow. You're a really good kisser.
Chandle [...]
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Joey:
Hey Mon, I got a question for you.
Monica:
[...]
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Rachel:
Oh, honey. Don't get up. What do you need? [...]
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Monica:
I use my breasts to get people's attention [...]
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[a ritual to get rid of bad-boyfriend karma]
Phoe [...]
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[Rachel, Phoebe and Joey have just found out that [...]
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[Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are trapped in [...]
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Rachel:
Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that com [...]
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[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-L [...]
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[about Ross being in love with Rachel]
Phoebe:
Th [...]
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Joey:
[can't find the Hot Girl]
Hot Girl? Hot Girl [...]
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Monica:
You wanted it to be a surprise.
Chandler: [...]
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Phoebe:
Quit being so "testosterony".
Chandler:
. [...]
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Chandler:
Big head, big head, big head!
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Phoebe:
[Right after playing a song in the coffee [...]
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Phoebe:
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked [...]
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Ross:
[Very drunk in Vegas]
It's Joey, I love Joey [...]
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Joey:
They want me to do frontal nudity. I can't d [...]
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Joey:
No, I'm upset because nobody believed Quincy [...]
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Ross:
Did you see the kid on that nose?
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Ross:
[leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap]
I [...]
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Frank Buffay Jr.:
No, it was perfect. Telling you [...]
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Rachel:
Come on, Monica! They are Cute Doctors.
[ [...]
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Ross:
My Dad would say "Why are you messing around [...]
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Rachel:
Bye Ben! And what did we agree?
Ben:
You [...]
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Joey:
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler:
It' [...]
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Chandler:
Goodbye, you fruit drying psychopath.
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[In response to a stupid comment]
Chandler:
You h [...]
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Chandler:
You kissed my best Ross!
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Chandler:
Hey, you know, I have had it with you gu [...]
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Rachel:
Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel."
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Chandler:
When I get back it'll be Chair City, and [...]
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Joey:
And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandl [...]
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Phoebe:
We can be guys. Come on, let us be guys.
[...]
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Monica:
Okay. Wait-wait-wait. Shhh.
[Bangs on her [...]
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Phoebe:
I remember the day I got my first paycheck [...]
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[Looking through the ads in a newspaper]
Monica:
[...]
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Chandler:
[dancing and singing]
She's on the other [...]
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Joey:
I am telling this to Rachel.
Monica:
No, Jo [...]
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Rachel:
Wha... married?
Ross:
Well, yeah, I think [...]
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Ross:
Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about [...]
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Monica:
Hi.
Chandler:
You are not gonna believe w [...]
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Rachel:
Didn't the chick and the duck di...
Phoeb [...]
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[after having sex with Rachel's boss]
Rachel:
You [...]
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Chandler:
[conflicted over Kathy]
That's no good, [...]
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Joey:
What happens when you flick it?
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[Joey enters wearing an elf costume. Chandler is i [...]
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Monica:
Are you sure you peed on the stick right? [...]
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Monica:
Look, Chandler, I feel really bad about th [...]
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Chandler:
Hey, you guys in the living room all kno [...]
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Ross:
If you're going to call me names, I would pr [...]
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Monica:
Chandler, it's okay. You don't have to be [...]
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Carol:
Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to [...]
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[in Barbados, Rachel runs into Monica and Chandler [...]
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Ross:
All right, I'll tell you why you're a bad dr [...]
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Joey:
You're a pain in my ass, Geller!
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Richard:
My parents are dead.
Monica:
You're so l [...]
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Joey:
Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl t [...]
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Chandler:
Go with the Egg, my friend!
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Monica:
Joey, did you actually interview her befor [...]
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Monica:
Now come on, Chandler, the Miami Vice soun [...]
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Joey:
Joey doesn't share food!
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[Joey and Chandler apartment has been robbed]
Joe [...]
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Joey:
You think I need a new walk?
Chandler:
What [...]
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Monica:
Chandler, you're panicking!
Chandler:
Uh [...]
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Croupier:
Stop it!
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[Everyone is eating dinner at a fancy restaurant. [...]
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[to Ross]
Chandler:
You know if your not careful, [...]
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Monica:
So if your parents had stayed together you [...]
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Jack Geller:
Of course you could kick Chandler's a [...]
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Chandler:
Look, Ross, you gotta understand, betwee [...]
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Phoebe:
I've done some research, and it turns out [...]
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Bridesmaid:
Talk New York to me!
Joey:
Forget abo [...]
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Chandler:
Am I sexy in Tulsa?
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Rachel:
You don't want to try things too fast. You [...]
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[Rachel is upset about something]
Phoebe:
Aww Phe [...]
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Joey:
The guy is like a cartoon!
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Rachel:
How do you expect me to grow if you won't [...]
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Chandler:
Now, honey, I know you don't like to rel [...]
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Joey:
I just dropped by to say you're not a real D [...]
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Joey:
What are you worried about? The Vicar will b [...]
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Rachel:
Ever since I was humiliated, I've not been [...]
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Chandler:
You know what they say, ask your slipper [...]
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Phoebe:
PICK UP THE SOCK! PICK UP THE SOCK! PICK U [...]
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Chandler:
When I get back it's going to be Chair C [...]
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Julie:
[Monica has told everyone about Chandler's [...]
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Ross:
Wow, Joey, that's a steamy picture.
Joey:
Y [...]
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Jack Geller:
Now, are you his Mother or his Father [...]
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Chandler:
Could we be more white trash?
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[repeated line]
Ross:
We were on a break!
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Ross:
[Long, serious lecture]
All of which proves [...]
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Chandler:
Well actually, gum would be perfection. [...]
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Chandler:
You know, I'm really glad we decided not [...]
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Ross:
We were on a break!
Chandler:
Oh, my God! I [...]
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Chandler:
My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi.
Monica: [...]
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Ross:
You're crazy!
Benjamin Hobart:
Crazy? Or... [...]
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Joey:
There's always room for jello.
Monica:
How [...]
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[talking to Monica]
Chandler:
Yeah, I know it mus [...]
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Gunther:
I broke a cup.
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Chandler:
I got a job in advertising. Well, not a [...]
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Ross:
My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play [...]
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Monica:
What about friends of your grandmother's? [...]
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Monica:
[about the erogenous zones]
Now, most guys [...]
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Chandler:
Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked G [...]
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Rachel:
Hey Ben, you know what? When you were a ba [...]
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Monica:
Damn the jellyfish! Damn ALL the jellyfish [...]
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Joey:
It's just my character that's not brain-dead [...]
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Joey:
Hey, I got something for you.
Chandler:
Wha [...]
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[advising Ross about Rachel]
Joey:
You waited too [...]
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Rachel:
How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross:
Rain? " [...]
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Rachel:
How do we end up with these jerks? We're g [...]
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Joey:
Heh. Let me get this straight. He got you to [...]
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Ross:
Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike co [...]
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[talking about Ralph Lauren]
Joey:
I hate his und [...]
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Judy Geller:
Oh, God. There's a toe in my kitchen. [...]
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Ross:
Okay, there you go.
Rachel:
Sure. Sure, I'l [...]
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Mona:
Thanks for showing me your semi-precious sto [...]
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Emily's Father:
[to his wife]
Come on, buggerface! [...]
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Joey Tribbiani:
You don't put words in people's mo [...]
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Monica:
I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. [...]
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Chandler:
You can't leave me! I've got your shoe!
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Joey:
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a m [...]
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[Monica and Richard are about to tell Monica's par [...]
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Rachel:
Can you take care of Emma just for today? [...]
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Ross:
This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monke [...]
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Ross:
NO FALAFEL FOR YOU!
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Phoebe:
[singing]
Jingle bitch screwed me over. Go [...]
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Joey:
Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged bla [...]
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Ross:
There was nothing in your father's fridge ex [...]
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[Telling Rachel how to be sexy]
Joey:
There was t [...]
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Joey:
I am very wisdomous.
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Chandler:
Stay... stay. Good fake dog.
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Resident's Commitee Member:
[pinning up warning no [...]
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Joey:
She's so great. She kisses like my mom cooks [...]
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Monica:
[Caught Phonehacking]
I might be getting m [...]
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[Joey has to sleep with a woman to get a part]
Jo [...]
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[Joey's mom is talking about his father's mistress [...]
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Chandler:
Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
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Joey:
What's wrong with me? It looked more delicio [...]
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Phoebe:
A person's wedding is important. And espec [...]
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Joey:
Up is not an option.
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Phoebe:
Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he [...]
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Chandler:
I was being Shelley Winters from the Pos [...]
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Phoebe:
What happens to the old Christmas trees?
[...]
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[pounding a scone]
Ross:
Stupid British snack foo [...]
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Chandler:
Hell is full of people like you.
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Chandler:
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle [...]
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Monica:
This has been like my dream ever since I g [...]
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Jill Green:
All right, I'm leaving. Because I'm no [...]
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Ross:
Come here to me...
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Phoebe:
Stop, you guys! Look what you're doing to [...]
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Chandler:
Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
M [...]
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Monica:
Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler:
Joey ate my [...]
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Phoebe:
Boobs will help us figure it out.
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[Monica knocks]
Chandler:
You can't come in.
Mon [...]
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Ross:
Hey, Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that [...]
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Phoebe:
No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna h [...]
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Phoebe:
And then what happened?
The Duck:
[flaps [...]
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Ross:
[to his parents]
Look, I, uh- I realize you [...]
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Joey:
You bet on the bet and if you lose you lose [...]
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Chandler:
I am an excellent secret keeper. I have [...]
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Joey:
I've got a great name for you! Joey! Joey's [...]
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[In response to one of Joey's stupid comments]
Ch [...]
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Ross:
I made Marcel's favorite: Banana cake...
Jo [...]
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Ross:
Hey, remember when I had a monkey? Yeah, wha [...]
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Chandler:
You took your eggs and you left. Do you [...]
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Monica:
Do you ever think about the future?
Richa [...]
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Ross:
I want someone who gets my heart pounding
[ [...]
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Susie:
You know why I like you?
Chandler:
Because [...]
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Phoebe:
You know, this reminds me of the time I wa [...]
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Phoebe:
Well, I'm a pacifist. But, when the revolu [...]
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Ross:
So, uh, how long are you going to punish him [...]
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Jack Geller:
I remember when we first got engaged. [...]
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Mike Hanigan:
You're not gonna try and make me joi [...]
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Rachel:
I'm not someone who goes after a guy five [...]
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Ross:
No divorces in '99!
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Phoebe:
Look, I had a hard life. My mother was kil [...]
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Joey:
I'm a Tribianni! And this is what we do! We [...]
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Phoebe:
Are you kidding, that woman has the nose o [...]
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Rachel:
Do you know the only person who'd wanna li [...]
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[Joey walks into the Central Perk coffee shop]
Jo [...]
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[Chandler enters with a terrible hang-over]
Monic [...]
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Chandler:
I know they call this a love seat but I' [...]
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Chandler:
I can't say hump or screw in front of th [...]
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[Chandler fell asleep, during Joey's movie. The cr [...]
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Chandler:
If only there were something in your hea [...]
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Ross:
Mississippilessly?
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[repeated line]
Joey Tribbiani:
How you doin'?
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Rachel:
[upset]
All right, well, if you must know. [...]
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[Chandler walks in]
Joey:
You know, with that goa [...]
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Ross:
[receiving his Christmas gift]
You got me a [...]
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Joey:
Do you want to hear something weird?
Phoebe [...]
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Chandler:
We're getting a house.
Monica:
We're ge [...]
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Chandler:
You made my girlfriend think!
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Joey:
Ross, if Homo Sapiens were HOMO Sapiens, is [...]
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Ross:
[clinks wine glass]
Uhh, excuse me. If I cou [...]
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Richard:
If it's not a Right Angle, it's a Wrong A [...]
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[Reading Rachel's "romance novel."]
Monica:
"Thro [...]
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Chandler:
Now, remember, Ben, keep your balance.
[...]
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Joey:
[Joey is talking on the phone to the mom of [...]
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Phoebe:
Charlotte? You know, with the web? She has [...]
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Joey:
[living alone]
I thought I'd spend more time [...]
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Ross:
Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even f [...]
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Chandler:
Something funny about sneakers.
|
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Rachel:
Oh my God, he Dream Cheated on you!
|
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Monica:
Did you just smell my hair?
Pete:
No.
Mo [...]
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Phoebe:
He slept with me and never called!
Extra [...]
|
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|
[Chandler is caught smoking]
Phoebe:
Oh, I can't [...]
|
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Phoebe:
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's r [...]
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Monica:
Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one th [...]
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Rachel:
I mean, is that woman capable of talking a [...]
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Chandler:
You know, you're a great guy, Richard.
[...]
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Rachel:
God, this is funny, look, this is a pictur [...]
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Rachel:
Come on. You guys can pee standing up.
|
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[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Mo [...]
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Phoebe:
Please don't kill yourself. My mother did, [...]
|
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|
Phoebe:
Oh, my God! The foster puppets!
|
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[Ross is trying to talk Rachel's boss into giving [...]
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Joey:
Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same [...]
|
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Jack Geller:
I never used to picture you having se [...]
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Monica:
Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a [...]
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Chandler:
Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Rach [...]
|
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|
Monica:
Whose little ball of paper is this?
Chand [...]
|
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|
Chandler:
[talking to Monica about the new house]
[...]
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|
[Re: "If you had to give up sex or food, which wou [...]
|
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|
Janice:
It's a small world after all.
Chandler:
Y [...]
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Joey:
They say I was so badly injured that the onl [...]
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|
Chandler:
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I [...]
|
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|
Phoebe:
[Rachel's hormones are raging]
She's going [...]
|
D
|
Monica:
Chandler. You're smoking again?
Chandler: [...]
|
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|
[Phoebe and her ex-boyfriend David meet again afte [...]
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Phoebe:
They think you're a little intense and cre [...]
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D
|
Kate Miller:
[they are doing a scene]
I have a que [...]
|
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Chandler:
[about Richard]
Oh hey listen, don't be [...]
|
D
|
Richard:
Let's never speak of this.
|
D
|
Monica:
I am so jealous.
Rachel:
You guys are rea [...]
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|
[Ross defends his fast eating habits to Rachel]
R [...]
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Joey:
Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high d [...]
|
D
|
Rachel:
[looking sad after finding out Joey's girl [...]
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Joey:
I don't get it. Why can't we use the same to [...]
|
D
|
Chandler:
[making fun of TV]
Oh she should not be [...]
|
D
|
[Joey is posing as a doctor in order to get inform [...]
|
D
|
Chandler:
He said "Hey Todd, want a donut?" And I [...]
|
D
|
Joey:
Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
[...]
|
D
|
[Trying to fix up Monica with a date]
Joey:
Aw, c [...]
|
D
|
Monica:
[chasing after him]
Chandler. It happens t [...]
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D
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[Upon learning he must move far away and commute t [...]
|
D
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Joey:
And look. A phone in the bathroom.
Monica:
[...]
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D
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Reporter:
I like that. what's your name?
[pointin [...]
|
D
|
[When asked if he knows anything about chicks]
Ch [...]
|
D
|
Chandler:
All right, look if you absolutely have t [...]
|
D
|
Joey:
He's finally letting her have it!
|
D
|
Chandler:
You wanna tell secrets? Okay. In college [...]
|
D
|
[after hearing about Chandlers breakup with Janice [...]
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D
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Monica:
That's probably because their nerves are d [...]
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Chandler:
And by the way, Count Rushmore doesn't e [...]
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[a beautiful women is checking out Chandler]
Phoe [...]
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Chandler:
Where is Ross at? Hasn't he checked out [...]
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Joey:
Rachel, if you're going to the airport, coul [...]
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Rachel:
I'm tired of getting clobbered.
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Joey:
Hey, you know, you could always visit him.
[...]
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Phoebe:
Today is Mike and my one year anniversary. [...]
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Chandler:
[Monica thinks their maid stole her pant [...]
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[doing a crossword puzzle]
Ross:
Heating device. [...]
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[Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for thei [...]
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[after Joey told Rachel he loved her, she told him [...]
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Ross:
Cat!
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Phoebe:
Oh come on, Joey, I did my best to find so [...]
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Rachel:
Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they' [...]
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Joey:
So, what, you just want to stay here and wai [...]
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[Chandler and Joey got two lawn chairs, a chick an [...]
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Chandler:
At least your middle name isn't Murial! [...]
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Phoebe:
You name one woman that you broke up with [...]
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Rachel:
[after winning a hand of poker. sing-song [...]
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Joey:
Could you close that window? My nipples coul [...]
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Ross:
I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle o [...]
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Ross:
Ok, look. You don't have to get married. We [...]
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Monica:
There may be something we can fashion.
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Rachel:
Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us t [...]
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Jessica Lockhart:
What writer? Was it bald or was [...]
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Chandler:
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If [...]
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Rachel:
Well, I don't know all the words!
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Joey:
Get your sorry, non-believer ass out of my c [...]
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Joey:
One day you're Dr Drake Ramoray, the next yo [...]
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Joey:
This, more than anything, is a staging area.
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Joey:
I can't believe Ross is going out with Rache [...]
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Precious:
I mean, what the Hell am I supposed to d [...]
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Joey:
What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You be [...]
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Monica:
So you wanna?
Chandler:
OK.
[pauses]
Ch [...]
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Chandler:
What are you guys like a gang or somethi [...]
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Rachel:
I'm okay. I've got my girls.
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Phoebe:
Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig [...]
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[Joey has to keep everyone in his apartment]
Judy [...]
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Chandler:
What if Joey was President?
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[after observing a short fight between Rachel and [...]
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Ross:
Eeee!
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Chandler:
Did you do it on our invitations?
Ross: [...]
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Nora Bing:
[Wedding]
Oh, Chandler! We thought we m [...]
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[Monica and Chandler are having sex in the other r [...]
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Ross:
You deserve someone who knows what he has wh [...]
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Barbershop Quartet Singer:
No-one likes a Buttmunc [...]
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Janice:
What we have is like Movie Love.
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Phoebe:
I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want an [...]
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Nora Bing:
Hi, Chandler. This is Dennis. He's a gr [...]
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Ross:
Because women never like Joey. You know, I h [...]
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Margha:
Is it alright if I stay and watch? I can't [...]
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Ross:
[holding a bottle of champagne]
Gunther, six [...]
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Monica:
[talking about the stock market]
My motto [...]
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Monica:
You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross:
I kn [...]
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Joey:
You're mean in England!
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Monica:
[trying to persuade Phoebe to live with Ra [...]
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Phoebe:
It's because of stuff like this that you'r [...]
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Phoebe:
My mom used to stick her head in the oven. [...]
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Phoebe:
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap, ask [...]
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Monica:
I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, [...]
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Monica:
Look, Joey feels really bad for what happe [...]
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Dr. Leonard Green:
So, Geller, is this what you du [...]
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Joey:
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God!
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Ross:
I think it'll be a boy.
Phoebe:
I think it' [...]
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Rachel:
Aw, this is a present from my boyfriend. I [...]
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Joey Tribbiani:
Opposite is opposite!
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Phoebe:
A plate of brownies once told me a Limeric [...]
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Ross:
Hi...
Joey:
Pfft... This guy says, "Hello, [...]
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Joey:
Ooh-ooh-ooh. Are we opening presents?
Monic [...]
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Rachel:
...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eigh [...]
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[At a soap opera awards show, Joey accepted an awa [...]
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Phoebe:
We're... just saying Goodbye to the Hotel. [...]
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Emily's Father:
Do you want a piece of me, is that [...]
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Chandler:
The only way I would've said six would h [...]
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Rachel:
I don't want my baby's first words to be " [...]
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[Joey just got ordained via the internet so that h [...]
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Chandler:
Full bag... warm bowl... something horri [...]
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Ross:
[she's lost his monkey]
This is just classic [...]
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[Ross looking at Monica's legs]
Ross:
Wow.
Chand [...]
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[When one of Ross' male students claims to be in l [...]
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Phoebe:
Really? Misery really does love company?
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Rachel:
[walking out of the bathroom]
Mon, I'm gon [...]
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Ross:
What are you doing tonight?
Chandler:
Why, [...]
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Chandler:
[Name the 50 States Game]
If you can't d [...]
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Monica:
It turns out Fun Bobby was Fun for a Reaso [...]
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[Monica and Chandler come back from London]
Phoeb [...]
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Rachel:
Oh, who are you, the Memory Woman?
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Monica:
I'll never have a first kiss again.
Phoeb [...]
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[Ross and Rachel are picking out names for their b [...]
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Rachel:
Yes, Phoebe, but Jack gave up a Cow, and I [...]
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Rachel:
I've never been to an analyst!
Phoebe:
An [...]
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Chandler:
So, is he house trained or is he going t [...]
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Ross:
"Ooh, I must Take a Mental Picture"!
Phoebe [...]
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Chandler:
I am holding up these cushions as a symb [...]
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Joey:
[during Ross's speech, Joey laughs every tim [...]
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Phoebe:
I think the most romantic song is the one [...]
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Ross:
You guys won't believe what I have to do for [...]
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Chandler:
[Drunk, Ross and Chandler's famous roman [...]
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Joshua Burgin:
Oh God, that Special Bond again!
R [...]
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Chandler:
And this from the cry-for-help departmen [...]
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Kid:
Hey, is this the place with the Singing Lady [...]
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Phoebe:
[sings]
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are t [...]
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Monica:
[Monica has refused to go out with Chandle [...]
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Ross:
Rachel won't talk to me. She won't even let [...]
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[Monica tells the others that she and Chandler won [...]
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Chandler:
...And I'm not sure about this actor guy [...]
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Ross:
I went through the same thing with Carol and [...]
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Ross:
I had a dream last night where I was playing [...]
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Rachel:
Are you sure that on some level you don't [...]
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Rachel:
So are things between you and Joey getting [...]
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Ross:
First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not [...]
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Phoebe:
[singing in the Hospital]
At first they're [...]
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Phoebe:
[making fun of TV]
If I don't hold my hair [...]
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Phoebe:
I'm not going to let that man make you eat [...]
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Joey:
Paper, snow, a Ghost!
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Joey:
Of course it was a line!
Monica:
Why? Why? [...]
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Joey Tribbiani:
[upon hearing Ross doesn't want to [...]
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Phoebe:
It's raining. I don't like to fly in the r [...]
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Monica:
You don't like the game, because you suck [...]
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Chandler:
Ok, I'm just going to go outside.
Ross: [...]
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Monica:
Well, I lost my Erection!
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Monica:
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! SEVEN! [...]
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Erica:
[playing a joke on Chandler]
It'd really me [...]
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Ross:
[frantically presses buttons on answering ma [...]
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Joey:
Morning's here! Morning is here!
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[On living alone]
Joey:
I thought it'd be great, [...]
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Monica:
You like having baths with me!
Chandler:
[...]
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Janice:
Chandler Bing.
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Janine:
3, 2, 1. Happy New Year.
[kisses Joey]
J [...]
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Monica:
Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Rachel:
[...]
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[talking about engagement presents for Monica and [...]
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Phoebe:
Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his [...]
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Monica:
Can you help me fold these napkins?
Phoeb [...]
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Chandler:
Do you have the revised Annual Network U [...]
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Phoebe:
Sting's pen...
[as she puts it in her pur [...]
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Rachel:
Does this look like something the girlfrie [...]
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Joey:
You know what the best thing about marriage [...]
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Joey:
Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, [...]
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Joey:
Dude, stop talkin' crazy and make us some te [...]
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Rachel:
You gotta come with me!
Phoebe:
Come wher [...]
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Joey:
I want to be Mr. Hugglemunch!
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Janice:
[Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica [...]
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[Ross is wearing a white suit]
Monica:
I like it [...]
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[Chandler's trying to quit smoking]
Chandler:
Eww [...]
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Ross:
[waiting for Rachel and Monica to come out o [...]
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Ross:
You know, we should probably ask the doctor [...]
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Richard:
[about Chandler & Joey]
They're different [...]
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Chandler:
We just think Emily might be being a bit [...]
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Monica:
You can't fire me. I make your decisions a [...]
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Rachel:
Well, oh, Mark, I'm doing this for the wro [...]
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Joey:
Anyway, I started working on what I'm gonna [...]
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Phoebe:
I just gave birth to three children and I [...]
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Joey:
Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I've ne [...]
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Phoebe:
I just said that so you would think I was [...]
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Eddie:
[Chandler just asked him to move out]
This [...]
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Monica:
What you guys don't understand is, for us, [...]
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Monica:
Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that [...]
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Monica:
Joey, what would you do if you were omnipo [...]
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[Chandler and Joey emerge from the bathroom after [...]
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Ross:
It's always been you, Rachel!
[they kiss an [...]
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Ross:
The door's closed! I can't see anything with [...]
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Phoebe:
You know, we thought you were different. B [...]
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Rachel:
You don't just flit off to Vermont as soon [...]
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Ross:
I love marriage.
Phoebe:
Seriously? You?... [...]
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Ross:
I guess I should have known... we'd be out s [...]
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Monica:
We need a distraction. Now you go in there [...]
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[At an audition]
Joey:
Come on, give me another c [...]
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Chandler:
Can you see my nipples through this shir [...]
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Ross:
Hey who is this Casey? Why's he calling Rach [...]
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Ross:
There's going to be Hoopla?
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Ross:
I KNEW YOU'D BE MY DEATH, PHOEBE BUFFAY!
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[Rachel is trying to stall Monica from getting rea [...]
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Joey's Hand:
Hi Daddy! Why don't you live with Mom [...]
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Monica:
Pack your things, we're going to Vegas.
C [...]
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Chandler:
[to a woman]
Come on, I'll show you to m [...]
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Joey:
[Chandler and Joey are sightseeing in London [...]
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Rachel:
You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfrie [...]
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Joey:
Is Phoebe here with the cab yet?
Chandler:
[...]
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Rachel:
Ok, Joey, we'll do it one more time. Don't [...]
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Ross:
I'm FINE!
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Dr. Long:
[It's triplets]
Doctors are wrong all th [...]
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Phoebe:
[Chandler's run off]
Come on, Ross we've g [...]
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Frank Buffay Jr.:
My sister's having my baby. [...]
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[on thanksgiving day]
Chandler:
So, when's the bi [...]
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Joey:
[drinking a beer on the boat]
Look at this c [...]
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Rachel:
[Phoebe's "sold out" at a corporate massag [...]
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Chandler:
There's a time and a place! That's what [...]
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Rachel:
Oh, could you please, for once, just not r [...]
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Ross:
[after trying to kiss his cousin]
[thinking [...]
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Jack Geller:
[watches touchdown on pocket TV at Fu [...]
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Chandler:
I guess that's why they call it Psycholo [...]
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Colleague:
Now, Chandler, I'm going to need this b [...]
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[Chandler's drunk from having jello shots]
Monica [...]
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Monica:
Anyway, are you gonna get a handyman to in [...]
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Joey Tribbiani:
[after smelling potpourri]
Well, t [...]
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[Mona doesn't know that Rachel is living with Ross [...]
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Dr Long:
Please don't name your Baby Phaebo.
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Rachel:
I've never asked a guy out before.
Phoebe [...]
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Rachel:
You just grabbed some insane woman at the [...]
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Joey:
[Ululates]
Chandler:
[Presents the flapping [...]
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Emily's Father:
I could kill you with my thumb, yo [...]
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[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every c [...]
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Monica:
You are just going to have to stop pissing [...]
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Bully:
[to Chandler]
You know what I don't like ab [...]
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Ross:
That sandwich was the one good thing in my l [...]
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Joey:
It must have been a great play, because I di [...]
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Chandler:
I'm thinking of having an affair with yo [...]
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Chandler:
[can't talk Phoebe's boyfriend out of mo [...]
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[Chandler's roommate, Eddie has just accused him o [...]
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Chandler:
[taking duck out in the hallway]
Now you [...]
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Rachel:
[Referring to Ross's new girlfriend]
Ooh l [...]
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Joey:
[to Ross]
Forget about Rachel. Go to China, [...]
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Chandler:
All right. You guys don't have to stop h [...]
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Ross:
[on Monica's phone]
Yeah, Tony, hold on.
[g [...]
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Ross:
So I don't know if he's testing me or just a [...]
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Ross:
You're going to destroy the Whole Illusion o [...]
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Phoebe:
So it seems that I was born, and then ever [...]
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Phoebe:
Ok, I got an idea. If it's a girl, Phoebe, [...]
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Joey:
Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe:
Oh, I wish [...]
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Phoebe:
Hey, look, I have Elbows! Ahhh!
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Rachel:
You know, when it's not a headboard it's n [...]
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Monica:
Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken [...]
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[Rachel doesn't take his advice]
Joey:
Fine. No o [...]
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Joey:
How come we don't have jam at our place?
Ch [...]
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Ross:
What the hell are you doing, you scared the [...]
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[Ross and Joey's first meeting]
Ross:
[glum]
My w [...]
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Phoebe:
Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, lik [...]
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[Ross and Rachel are trying to decide a name for t [...]
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Tommy:
So, you work at Bloomindales... My mom call [...]
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Chandler:
[after accidentally spitting out gum whi [...]
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Dr. Leonard Green:
Rust is boat cancer, Ross!
Ros [...]
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Gunther:
Here is your coffee.
Ross:
Thanks Gunthe [...]
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Phoebe:
Soap Opera Digest. That's one of my favori [...]
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[Phoebe thinks Joey has a crush on her]
Phoebe:
L [...]
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Joey:
Just because she went to Yale drama, she thi [...]
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Rachel:
[an American]
I've got something that's go [...]
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Joey:
I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget [...]
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Joey:
Want some jam?
Chandler:
No thanks, I just [...]
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Rachel:
You didn't finish reading it?
Ross:
It wa [...]
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Janice:
Goodnight my Bing-a-ling.
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Ross:
Oh, I gotta go, kids... I got Lamaze class. [...]
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Chandler:
Who's the Bitterest man in the living ro [...]
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Rachel:
See? Unisex.
Joey:
Maybe *you* need sex. [...]
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Joey Tribbiani:
[whispers]
Not knowing when to shu [...]
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Chandler:
So the question is: How dumb are you?
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Phoebe:
You still love Rachel.
Ross:
No, I don't. [...]
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Janice:
[repeated line throughout the series]
Oh.. [...]
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Joey:
[after talking about Chandler being picky wi [...]
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Ross:
Yeah, Rachel and I have a baby now, can you [...]
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[Referring to Janice]
Chandler:
How can I dump th [...]
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Monica:
That was close.
Chandler:
Yes, you almost [...]
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[Rachel complaining about her father]
Rachel:
Oh, [...]
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Chandler:
It bodes well for me that speed impresse [...]
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Phoebe:
Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please s [...]
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Shrink Boyfriend:
Come on, tell me about it.
Phoe [...]
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Monica:
Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982 [...]
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Rachel:
You always have to be right.
Ross:
I do n [...]
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Joey:
You two were having sex.
Monica:
No, we wer [...]
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Joey:
[thinking]
OK, I have no feelings for Rachel [...]
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Rachel:
[upon receiving her first paycheck]
Who's [...]
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Monica:
Come on, I see you looking at other women' [...]
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Chandler:
[to Ross]
Three failed marriages, two il [...]
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[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel] [...]
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Rachel:
Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the [...]
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[Listening to Phoebe and Mike breaking up whilst h [...]
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Chandler:
Look, when Monica comes in, mention fire [...]
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Ross:
Ugly Baby Judges you!
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[Ross's hand is in a cast and he is struggling to [...]
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Richard:
I like them better than my other friends, [...]
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Chandler:
You rent out these tuxes to celebrities [...]
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Phoebe:
That is Brand New Information!
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Monica:
[the Friends are at the beach]
Okay, just [...]
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[Ross is about to tell Rachel that he loves her be [...]
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Phoebe:
[Imitating someone really annoying]
"Oh, I [...]
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Chandler:
What? What? What is it? That she left [...]
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Phoebe:
There's no such thing as an innocent Burge [...]
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Pete:
I like it when we put things on the head of [...]
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Monica:
I'm Rachel. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I lo [...]
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Joey:
Va fa napoli.
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Ross:
Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know [...]
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